Why should I move to your country Sup Forums?

Why should I move to your country Sup Forums?
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You shouldn't,it's shit

You shouldn't, we're full sorry. Bursting at the seams.

please don't

please come we have bundas

Please leave so I can bring in my grandmother. Fucking Obama hates Muslim Arabs

>you will swim in pussy
>food is cheap and sometimes good

Those really are the 2 only reasons kek

First post best post.

You shouldn't

If you do, bring money

I have plenty of money and I really like switzerland

You will experience real peace, happiness and freedom if you move here

The baguettes are crusty

but if he doesn't like traps?

No. We're not full, not modern, quiet, serene, peaceful, and probably cheaper life needs. We just hate your toxic too much liberalist country mindset and lifestyle will contaminate our culture. Really. Tourism is another story.

?

except for the military dictatorship, right?

He thought you are Thailand

Nice landscapes
Volcanos
Nice deserts, sand dunes funtimes
Ocean and underwater funtimes
Snow funtimes
Penguins
Earthquakes fun times
Please come and give us your money
We have mines, I think that's cool
We have almost all weathers
Easy pussy

WTF I love Texas now

It's good if you like small spaces because we're full

we have literally all of that plus sheep

We invented Hockey
We invented Basketball
We invented the telephone
We invented cable T.V.
Great variety in seasons
Great world-wide reputation with other countries
There are over 2 million Canadian patents
We are one of the G-7 countries
We are a part of NATO
We are a part of NAFTA
We are one of the only countries that can put up with Americans
We have a low crime rate
Canada doesn't have the highest national debt (The U.S. does, ha!)
We have a slightly lower debt per-capita than the U.S.
We can understand American-English. (Well most of us anyway)
Canadians are polite
Canada is easy to spell
Canada is easy to pronounce
We have one of the top education systems
Canada has one of the fastest growing populations in the world
Canada introduced peace-keeping
Our government pays for medicine. In other words, no hospital bills
We have nice cities
We have clean cities
We are at peace with many countries
We are the leader in telephone technology
We have better technology than the U.S.
We made those dinosaurs in Jurassic Park
We are not stupid!!
We invented refining
Canada has more clean water than any other nation
Canada is a free and democratic society
Hockey is Canada, Canada is hockey
We know how, and when to use the word, "eh"
We have two official languages, and a leader that speaks his own
Unlike what many people think, Canadians are patriotic
We are probably the least biased country
There's a lot of famous Canadians
We don't have to worry about nukes or bombs
Lots of ski resorts
We have the world's longest bridge (P.E.I. to the mainiland)
We have the world's tallest self-supported structure (CN Tower, Toronto)
Most of us know what the CN Tower is for
We have the world's longest street (Yonge St., Toronto to somewhere near Manitoba)
We are great world-leaders with our beer
Canadians are 300% less likely to be murdered than Americans
Economy living up to most of its potential of all G7 nations
Falling crime rate

...

We have the 'Smarties' candy unlike Americans (Very important, isn't it?)
Our schools have less of a dicipline problem than American schools
Canadian students rank higher than American students in Math, Science, English, ...
1/3 of Microsoft programmers come from the University of Waterloo
Canadian invented the baseball glove
Canadian invented insulin
Canadian invented the kitchen stove
Titanic, written, directed and produced by a Canadian, James Cameron
Nelvana Corp. of Toronto hired to produce all American cartoons on CBS
Canadian woman second in comand at UN (American not 1st or 3rd or 4th or... in command)
Canada is the only country at the Atlanta summer olympics that sent more women than men, meaning we aren't sexist
Canada is one of the few countries with women in the millitary
Canada has a trade surplus, unlike our southern friends
Canada is slated to get rid of the deficit and debt before the U.S.
8.6% unemployment rate at the beginning of 1998 and falling rapidly
Canadian music is world reknowned
Unemployed Canadians receive higher welfare cheques than unemployed Americans
Average life expectancy of a Canadian is 79 years, the highest in the world (U.S. is 75 years)
Canadian cities lead the world in quality of life. Vancouver (1), Toronto (3), Montreal (15). Closest American city was Atlanta at thrity-something
Canadian discovered Pablum (Baby food)
Women in Ontario can walk around topless legally (For men: YES! For women: Your freedoms are expanded)
Canadian doctor at the Montreal General Hospital was able to map the human brain
Recovered bodies of the Titanic are buried in Halifax (not really something to demonstrate patriotism but an interesting fact)
Canada never owned slaves (there were slaves in Canada in the 18th century but they were owned by the British government)
Many American slaves came secretly to Canada during the American civil war
Canada receives more immigrants per capita than the U.S. (almost twice as much)

We have Kinder Surprises

Canada among most popular tourist destinations in the world
Canadian universities are world-renowned for quality education and cheap tuitions
We've got lots of greenspace.
Canadians invented the poutine!

That falls under easy pussy

We don't have mexicans or muslims
But we have brazilians which is worse of both worlds

You can come guy, if you pla to visit the North of France people are very nice and beers are tasty

because we're great and we fight islam.

Sorry OP, we don't like black people

99% white
>inb4 le mongol memes
Everything works.
Violent crime is rare.
Women will be all over your dick.

We don't have enough place for you, so please don't come

Because we are the only free conuntry in the world, all the other places are not free. We have freedom.

Because we are the land of streets paved with gold and opportunity.

Reggeaton

Wut nigga we dont even have an army wtf are you talking about ?

Because we're waiting for you

Canada is awful. Don't move here.

I really want to visit Costa Rica, is it the tropical Catholic paradise that I imagine it to be?

Because you want to?
idc

i like how you act as if smarties are exclusively canadian you cunt