Why can't they sell hardware in plain brown boxes

Why can't they sell hardware in plain brown boxes,
with a simple white label indicating what's inside?

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because graphics card packaging is the highest art

Nvidia has the nicest box designs

Mine

It's probably because there's still some physical stores around and fancy boxes sell better and look more exclusive.

But there are those who are going for the plain brown look already.

I ordered two pieces of hardware last week and got the package today.

Look at the differences....

I guess the box isn't that important if you're selling managed 8-port switches?

I loved seeing this box sitting untouched in amongst the neon green spikey gamer shit at this one store I went to.

i miss old GPU box art

waiting for LGR to do a thing just on these boxes TBPHF

Is this too much to ask for?

Not wanting graphics card boxes to go back to the over the top designs of yesteryear
Faggot

They do come in brown packages, if you are OEM, and buy in bulk.

I want to see stores that have all brown boxes for everything
No annoying music in the air

mining cards are sold that way

i saw stores in HK sold gpu in brown boxes like that

>implying horny 12 years old kids with ADHD and wanking to hentai will buy that
you're never gonna make it to marketing boio

because it's not the 1940's anymore
we wants > needs nao

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I'm not explaining marketing to you.

I want brown boxes.
I do not want to flood my consciousness with over-the-top, gaudy visuals.

>visual bloat

>bawww I don't want to be reminded I buy hardware that gamers do too

you're more annoying and pathetic than a gamer kid if you worry this much about package design

Yes. I also hate clothes with words or logos on them. In fact, I'd prefer undyed cotton and am frequently puzzles as to why most clothes are dyed.

they are shit for me

video cards are for kids. figure out

Non consumer product come in white/brown box with only a label on top with name and code

Then how do you output your fancy desktop environment mong?

But they do. Just buy anything with the words "OEM" in it and it'll come in a simple plastic or cardboard package.

>not having your graphics card purchase stare into your soul

with an onboard gpu

I want to _______ revi.

fuck I wish all my tech came in boxes like that
my Mi devices thankfully do come in similar boxes

Marketing and to make things easily indentifiable on store shelfs.

But if you do order shit online it should come in a brown packaging to save costs.

Its the free market.

Everyone is trying to stand out in some way.

If you pack your shit in brown boxes , your competitor won't for sure.


Same reason you see these goofy ass mobo designs as well, they slap in there a few bucks worth of plastic skulls or guns, and some LEDs and charge a premium price for it.

I wouldn't mind it if alternatives existed.
As of now, it's impossible to find a Ryzen motherboard with ECC support with plain, unmolested looks.

Why care? You're throwing that shit away anyways.

Go shooting with

It offends my aesthetic sensibilities and I keep the boxes until the warranty expires.

this is how communism would look like

before coin mining graphics cards were exclusively marketed to gamer autists like myself, so flashy colors and sleek graphics were needed to draw us in

I ordered a BFG 6800 GT like then years ago and it came in an oem whitebox like stuff used to way back when.

You obviously don't buy a lot of enterprise stuff. And if a K600 seems too old, you might be surprised to know that we still run late 90's Matrox cards in prod.

So it triggers your autism gotcha

>As of now, it's impossible to find a Ryzen motherboard with ECC
the market as spoken I guess


if you want unmolested looks you need to go to the market that doesn't care about that shit which are business customers.

>62933980
And you wont ever see those parts, unless you have some sort of rice setup with a see through side panel ?

why would you do that?