What do you name your PC, Sup Forums?

What do you name your PC, Sup Forums?

Drowned. Because that's what will happen to it if it ever fails me. 4 years strong so far.

Electronic Video Agent

Karen

San Cristobal Medical Facility

If it's a laptop: Roman politicians.
If it's a desktop: mythical gods.

Winblows_PC

Pissfountain

IxianMachine

asd

goku420

my name-PC

Nigger

lolidungeon

desktops: random mix of purpose and appearance
laptops: old lady names based vaugely on laptop's appearance and/or product name

I only do that for my cluster.
Each computer is called nigger_as
And then the control computer is called my_niggers.

Laptop: small cat
PC: fluffy cat

This

the only one who could care about this are fags and state agents

Matrix because it consumes all my time and I care more about what's inside than outside of it

Junkbot

I care about it

I named it Gabe, after myself.
I have yet to personally meet another Gabe. It's just that I've only heard stories of other Gabes.

My phone is named Julie Smith's iPhone because it's fun fucking with people on the airdrop.

Holy shit I forgot this existed. All existed memories of this game were in the back of my mind ready to leave. I gotta go play this now.

I remember that game, great fucking time

my nigger

NEET-Machine

are you me

>being 18+
>naming anything you own
It's like you guys don't want a job in the industry

I fail to believe that you are posting this on a device that does not have a name.

ever heard of hostnames?
You even get asked about that when installing windows

>DESKTOP-09A7FC3E
OK

I named my 5 years laptop "OldAsFuckLaptop" in my national language

I name my machines after anime girls.

[My name]+Pad for thinkpad
I unironically put my name on any stuffs I own.

anomalous

GORILLADICKDADDY-PC

Zone's Conqueror

>I name my machines after anime girls.
The only correct response.

The Trash Can

CrystalShip
after the meth RV from breaking bad.

Also stewnet (wifi), stewphone (phone), formerly stewpod (ipod) and stewpad (not what you're thinking, it was a ThinkPad)

My zenbook
>Zenbook
My optiplex desktop
>Optiplex

Well after putting it in the wrong thread,
My phone Aristaeus, who is proceeded by my laptop Eurydice, who in turn in is proceeded by my desktop Oprheus.

Huh, weirdly similar to my method

Your picture is more interesting than your question. What am I looking at?

Celestia

Panzerkampfwagen.
Username is fuhrer.

source me nigger

Underrated.

Current Laptop: Big O
Old Laptop (Custom Game rig): Optimus
Current Phone: Tachikoma
Old phone: Laser Beak
Power mac: Rumble
PCjr: Peanut (For now, still pondering, may give it custom paintjob. Because no one cares about the PCjr, not even retro fags.)

Mostly try to name them after robots and A.I.s

Navi

in all likelihood it's a tumblr/twitter icon that some furfur comissioned for themselves

or maybe they drew it because triangular anime faces are all they can draw anyways

Amiga 600HD

Fagetto

Guessing you mean hostname.
My desktop is called nicetosweetyou, my laptop kncc.