just fetched myself a snack edition
/brit/
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might go to homebase and pick up something new to hit the old plums with
korean pop
Pakis?
Not a fan.
List of all the important posts from the last thread:
>this aussie who keeps making news before that bellend making shit editions
Good lad, big fan
i found house of some talented artist the other day
Good edition
Gotta go to bed soon. I pass thee noble duty over to your hands.
is this a statue of a nonce mid-noncing
i like it
>mid-noncing
>easy trigger, nice and cool
fuck off matt
classic image
hahaha
love this image
Kickass still lives
Is this the best Only Fools episode or am I missing one? Chandelier was pretty funny.
Mums on the phone to the council again about the scrubbers dumping their rubbish in the back alley.
One time someone started dumping their rubbish in our bin so she tipped it out infront of their back gate and set fire to it and it spread to their whole fence.
What a weapon
>still haven't had lunch
Just watched The Last Witch Hunter. Easily 86% of all dialogue was exposition. Just left me wanting a proper Via Diesel medieval fantasy movie.
Galaxy Note 7
half an hour too late
try again tomorrow
going to go for a nice healthy evening walk in a little bit and then PISS IT ALL AWAY by buying vodka in tesco on the way back hahahaha wheeeeeee *slides down the bannister rail*
Sex dolls and hang glider are up there.
someone is playing swimming pools in the background
playing swimming pools in the background, lads
Poleaboo caught an Onyx
It's at a really low level but still, I care more about catching Pokemon than battling them
post slags. NEED a wank.
>hand glider
That was the first time I'd ever seen a car phone.
>sex dolls
Now that was pretty fucking funny. The first time I saw it I had no idea why everyone was laughing. Had to ask my mum.
Good taste desu
blasting some loud dj screw tapes home my neighbors dont mind haha
...
Is this really what northerners are like??
>live in a dead end northern town
>after the mines closed it started a death spiral of unemployment and delinquency
>football hooligan parents raise hooligan children
>epidemic of low achieving chavs
>no art
>no culture
>no music
>no entertainment except streets of nothing but pubs and night clubs
>massive alcohol and drug abuse problems
>developed avoidance behaviours at 15 to cope and I'm still playing video games all day every day at 29
Northern soul amirite.
covered in jizz lads
youtube.com
Synth lads
covered in jazz lads
pics
sounds about right, yeah
it's grim up north
just covered some lad in jizz lads
Almost lost my virginity lads but I fucked it up
>bring a girl back to my gaff for the first time
>we get to my road
>remember I have left all my piss bottles out in the open
>I stop her at my gate and tell her to wait there a second
>she asks why
>have to think of something, tell her I have a surprise for her
>get in and gather up my bottles
>I drop one and as I bend down to pick it up I drop all of them
>didn't realise some had the cap only loosely on
>piss pours out onto the floor
>some splashed on my shirt
>I take it off immediately, slip as I do
>girl walks in on me lying topless in a puddle of piss
>"what's that smell?"
>shout at her to get out as I try to stagger back up, but can't so just remain lying there
>haven't seen her since, won't reply to my texts
How many of you useless cunts are on the dole? And you have the gull to complain about immigrants
not reading this
covered in lads' jizz
dont care
some nerd brought me to his place once and told me to wait. I walked up on him and his place had smelly piss everywhere hahahah I hope that loser glass himself
>lads' jizz
As opposed to ladies' jizz?
>the gull
stopped reading here
>forgot "be me"
stopped reading there
Yeah
t. northerner
We could revive the north but it'd honestly require a chav genocide
>the gull to complain
jesus
e-easy bait
great post, lots of content in there
definitely gonna read it at some point
Fucking beat me to it lad
singing sinking dying diving loving leaving pulling pushing falling feeling swimming swinging singing sinking dying diving falling feeling swimming swinging loving leaving pulling pushing singing sinking dying diving
She's not replying.
Would killing myself be rude?
I thought the piss bottle thing was a joke. No one actually does that r-right lads?
NEED a Nazi gf to bully me
just replied to poleaboo lads
>Onyx
STOP
its swimming pool by kendrick lamar you mong
I like my women like I like my coffee
N-no of course not, haha
didnt realise this was english
burnt?
found the virgin
bitter no matter how much sweetness you put into them
I'm like hey whats up hello
Nothing quite as nice as a steaming hot bath when you've got a terrible hangover
vision's wobbling from side to side
>Hey there white boy
Ugly?
I like my like like I like my like like a like
me and the lads
Hello, heyhey, what is up with you
full of alcohol?
4 1 2 3
*submerges just my bum in the water and rips a gigantic fart*
2,4,1,3
Hey there black boys.
coffee comes in monkey form?
>tfw drink way too much water
going to die of water intoxication soon lads
all it takes is 6 litres
The "gf" lads
2,4,3>>>>>
>poo'people'
Alri you ugly negress scum?
You nasty little rotter
Oooo~ I love fuck, marry, kill, let's go
Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill
Shit taste
The correct order is
1 > 2 > 3 > 4
With a 52% chance of catching an Std from it?
my gf lads
Top qt on that ITV quiz now, lads.
A dominant German or Austrian girl would make me diamonds.
is nothing safe
the gf
Literally don't think twice about women over twenty.
A girl looking in your direction would get you up, you pathetic virgin
Fancying buying a new suit lads
I've got a black pinstripe one and a navy one already, what else should I get?
the painting in the back is my reaction