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just fetched myself a snack edition

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might go to homebase and pick up something new to hit the old plums with

korean pop

Pakis?

Not a fan.

List of all the important posts from the last thread:

>this aussie who keeps making news before that bellend making shit editions
Good lad, big fan

i found house of some talented artist the other day

Good edition

Gotta go to bed soon. I pass thee noble duty over to your hands.

is this a statue of a nonce mid-noncing

i like it

>mid-noncing

>easy trigger, nice and cool

fuck off matt

classic image

hahaha
love this image

Kickass still lives

Is this the best Only Fools episode or am I missing one? Chandelier was pretty funny.

Mums on the phone to the council again about the scrubbers dumping their rubbish in the back alley.

One time someone started dumping their rubbish in our bin so she tipped it out infront of their back gate and set fire to it and it spread to their whole fence.

What a weapon

>still haven't had lunch

Just watched The Last Witch Hunter. Easily 86% of all dialogue was exposition. Just left me wanting a proper Via Diesel medieval fantasy movie.

Galaxy Note 7

half an hour too late

try again tomorrow

going to go for a nice healthy evening walk in a little bit and then PISS IT ALL AWAY by buying vodka in tesco on the way back hahahaha wheeeeeee *slides down the bannister rail*

Sex dolls and hang glider are up there.

someone is playing swimming pools in the background

playing swimming pools in the background, lads

Poleaboo caught an Onyx

It's at a really low level but still, I care more about catching Pokemon than battling them

post slags. NEED a wank.

>hand glider

That was the first time I'd ever seen a car phone.

>sex dolls

Now that was pretty fucking funny. The first time I saw it I had no idea why everyone was laughing. Had to ask my mum.

Good taste desu

blasting some loud dj screw tapes home my neighbors dont mind haha

...

Is this really what northerners are like??

>live in a dead end northern town
>after the mines closed it started a death spiral of unemployment and delinquency
>football hooligan parents raise hooligan children
>epidemic of low achieving chavs
>no art
>no culture
>no music
>no entertainment except streets of nothing but pubs and night clubs
>massive alcohol and drug abuse problems
>developed avoidance behaviours at 15 to cope and I'm still playing video games all day every day at 29

Northern soul amirite.

covered in jizz lads

youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k

Synth lads

covered in jazz lads

pics

sounds about right, yeah
it's grim up north

just covered some lad in jizz lads

Almost lost my virginity lads but I fucked it up

>bring a girl back to my gaff for the first time
>we get to my road
>remember I have left all my piss bottles out in the open
>I stop her at my gate and tell her to wait there a second
>she asks why
>have to think of something, tell her I have a surprise for her
>get in and gather up my bottles
>I drop one and as I bend down to pick it up I drop all of them
>didn't realise some had the cap only loosely on
>piss pours out onto the floor
>some splashed on my shirt
>I take it off immediately, slip as I do
>girl walks in on me lying topless in a puddle of piss
>"what's that smell?"
>shout at her to get out as I try to stagger back up, but can't so just remain lying there
>haven't seen her since, won't reply to my texts

How many of you useless cunts are on the dole? And you have the gull to complain about immigrants

not reading this

covered in lads' jizz

dont care

some nerd brought me to his place once and told me to wait. I walked up on him and his place had smelly piss everywhere hahahah I hope that loser glass himself

>lads' jizz
As opposed to ladies' jizz?

>the gull
stopped reading here

>forgot "be me"
stopped reading there

Yeah

t. northerner

We could revive the north but it'd honestly require a chav genocide

>the gull to complain

jesus

e-easy bait

great post, lots of content in there
definitely gonna read it at some point

Fucking beat me to it lad

singing sinking dying diving loving leaving pulling pushing falling feeling swimming swinging singing sinking dying diving falling feeling swimming swinging loving leaving pulling pushing singing sinking dying diving

She's not replying.

Would killing myself be rude?

I thought the piss bottle thing was a joke. No one actually does that r-right lads?

NEED a Nazi gf to bully me

just replied to poleaboo lads

>Onyx
STOP

its swimming pool by kendrick lamar you mong

I like my women like I like my coffee

N-no of course not, haha

didnt realise this was english

burnt?

found the virgin

bitter no matter how much sweetness you put into them

I'm like hey whats up hello

Nothing quite as nice as a steaming hot bath when you've got a terrible hangover

vision's wobbling from side to side

>Hey there white boy

Ugly?

I like my like like I like my like like a like

me and the lads

Hello, heyhey, what is up with you

full of alcohol?

4 1 2 3

*submerges just my bum in the water and rips a gigantic fart*

2,4,1,3

Hey there black boys.

coffee comes in monkey form?

>tfw drink way too much water

going to die of water intoxication soon lads
all it takes is 6 litres

The "gf" lads

2,4,3>>>>>

>poo'people'

Alri you ugly negress scum?

You nasty little rotter

Oooo~ I love fuck, marry, kill, let's go
Kill, Kill, Kill, Kill

Shit taste

The correct order is
1 > 2 > 3 > 4

With a 52% chance of catching an Std from it?

my gf lads

Top qt on that ITV quiz now, lads.

A dominant German or Austrian girl would make me diamonds.

is nothing safe

the gf

Literally don't think twice about women over twenty.

A girl looking in your direction would get you up, you pathetic virgin

Fancying buying a new suit lads
I've got a black pinstripe one and a navy one already, what else should I get?

the painting in the back is my reaction