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average north carolinian home

bit early lid
the general rule is 300 is fair game and even thats iffy

>he's ***Irish****
oh well, you're Americunt now,

aloominum

ive only been here for 3 years

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post ameristats

>janny will never let us post vapeman again

Lads how do I stay awake at work I have a boring government job where I do nothing and I'm really tired but I don't want to fall asleep and get fired

>alien
llooooool!!! aaaayyy

will no one answer my question
what do city folk do for socialising?

coffee, lots of it

its literally because someone in cum keeps reporting every vapeman post

its the same on balt, you can do whatever you want, but the the weebshits wake up and report every single post

going to bars

i cant drink
t. 18

what state
going to the range is a monthly festivity for me and friends

dude weed lmao

hahahahahahha

shitcongo shillinois
dont have guns
not a junkies junkies basturd

day dream and drink lots of coffee and teas and shit keep drinking em. Whenever I am about to fall asleep I just have a reflex where my body jumpstarts again. pretty spooky tbqh

was no one here ever young and not a junky?
i am genuinely confused
what the fuck do urban americans do other than drink and inject marijuanas?
im starting to hate cities a lot
i miss hangin out in fields

good things come to those who wait

join a sports club, use social platforms, use "new in xy" or whatever groups on FB, whatever man just B URSELF
if you want non degenerate substance abusers look into D&D groups or join the local anime store trading card club, play magic the gathering or start collecting warhammer stuff

so either be a disgusting normie, a junkie, or be a weeb dnd fag
starting to have a deep, deep, DEEP dislike for cities

Cities suck tbqh. Real friends are in the country side. go home green man

im starting to realise this
countryside>small towns>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cities

what would be different in the countryside?
socialize while mowing the lawn? lol

frick off ya loser

ive always felt the ccountryside is better but i kind of felt i was just making excuses
but now that i know what cityqueers do for fun i utterly despise them

just talking
going over for tea
playing sports casually
fixing a shed
shit normal people do
fuck cities and all who inhabit them

Go to the movies, shop, hang around the parks, do dumb things with friends, idk it all depends on whats around

so in cities you can't just talk, have a tea, play casual sports or do "normal" shit?
you're a retard, that's all

August 1 marks the 50-year anniversary of the University of Texas Tower shootings, an event that many credit with ushering in our era of all-too-frequent mass gun violence at schools (and elsewhere). In a bizarre historical twist, August 1 also marks the day Texas public universities will allow concealed weapons in classrooms and other parts of campus.


can anyone elaborate on this meme

Some former marine went into a belltower at UT and shot a bunch of people with a rifle before a cop finally came up behind him and shot him.
Then several decades later they decided student should be able to defend themselves against that and people are crying because guns are evil and manly or something.

Concealed weapons prevent mass shootings from happening

>Concealed weapons prevent mass shootings from happening
elaborate on this meme

>guns are evil and manly or something.
wowowwow i am getting some serious sexual confusion vibes from that bro
so you need guns to feel manly?
you sure you don't like to suck a dick from time to time?

if anyone and everyone can have a gun youre less likely to attack people
mass shootings are somewhat irrelevent imo but concealed carry stops them from taking out anyone with a gun straight away

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun

i do like to suck dick you retard.

school shooters will not try to shoot up a school where a bunch of retarded Texans all are carrying guns because they are most likely to just die immediately. If it was only one guy armed (probably the teacher) it would be retarded because then the schools shooters could just gun him down first and go ham, but its an unknown and probably large amount of people all having guns so it will work out.

>if anyone and everyone can have a gun youre less likely to attack people
it's also why cops shoot you when you flick your finger the wrong way lol
and a bad guy with no gun can't shoot others in the first place
lol fag
but how many people will carry a gun realistically.
i doubt college students are gonna go full combat mode to classes now lol
if he wants to kill, he still can

it's obviously bait

reminder that guns are cokpensating for your penis
compensating for the fact your penis cant kill a man, that is
>it's also why cops shoot you when you flick your finger the wrong way lol
this is a meme твн. police are assholes yes but you wont get shot for absolutely nothing most of the time

>make owning a gun illegal
>bad guys still get hold of guns
>make rape illegal
>bad guys still rape

Woah... It's like bad guys don't follow the laws or something. If you ban guns, bad guys will still find a way to get them

ask australia how it feels about that LOL

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wo ist mein echt negers

*wo sind meine echte negern

shut up

both wrong lol

sie sind sehr korrekt

Gemanbro I'm going to be in Europe this fall and I wanted to go to Oktoberfest. Do you think I'll get blown up/shot?

No but it's overcrowded and way too expensive.
Have fun paying 25$ for a beer that is 75% foam to begin with and will have lost another half of that by the time it gets to your table if you ever get the chance to sit down anyway

*downloads michel thomas german*

oh and don't be fooled by "oktoberfest" because it will start next mid september and end october 3rd so depending on your definition of fall you might not even be there to see it

If you're 21+, bars and clubs

Go to parks

Take the subway to a random place and explore the area

Find unique ethnic restaurants

but that's all degenerate and "normie" in his eyes

He is fucked then.

>there are people who think Chicago "pizza" is better than NY-style pizza

Does /cum/ love Britain?
>The prosecution said Mister Tenniswood raped his victim with her clothes on and then "squeezed the life" out of her.
>He "cuddled up" to India Chipchases lifeless body, later found under plastic sheeting on a mattress, before leaving the house for a kebab.

If I see someone use the word "degenerate" I know that I can safely discard their opinion

I'm gunna be in London from September to December so the dates aren't a problem. I'd love to visit Germany but I'm scared from all the happenings. Oktoberfest is gunna have a lot of people in close proximity and that's a pretty good spot for a snackbar attack desu. Those prices are pretty insane though

I love Britain but you all can be a very judgmental and patronizing sort.

cant drink
been there done that
hmm yes concrete slums and more concrete slums havent seen that before
does anyone actually do that

You guys can be assholes but I appreciate our shared history and similar culture and values

strongly dislike england
uppity cuntds honestly

fuck off micked you aren't american

id prefer an english immigrant to a hiberian any day.

Police will be on max alert during the Oktoberfest.

FYI the only incident that ever occurred during the Oktoberfest was when a German guy killed 13 people with a pipe bomb in 1980. Massive police presence since then.

but i am /cum/
i seen an english immigrant in the USCIS today
he looked like a hipster faggot

no you aren't
fuck off

so basically you're just trying to bait now

wew what was that guy's problem?

ironically the only irish immigrant ive met was a faggy hipster.

Stop lads

i post in /cum/
ergo i am /cum/
you dont own /cum/ and have no right to determine who is and isnt /cum/
ive never met another irish immigrant here
t. master baiter

micked is cancer incarnate

oh also the only other english people ive known 1) dated a black lad and 2) was a cunt who wouldnt share homework (which literally everyone did at my school)
why are you defending me
amnt i a muh heritage yank who hates england solely because americans have no culture or whatever it is

you aren't a yank at all

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i played it right pretty much the first time

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@footfaggot
neck you'rself

it's your job to keep ireland in line

me and 2pac were soldiers on tha same struggle

hungry but im sick of shepherds pie

>16 posters
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Delet this
You fucked it up

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Have you ever gotten a footjob from an asian qt?

no one seems to unserstand my name except irish people lol
next time it comes up ill link them that

K post some cute Korean feet German footfag

>Have you ever gotten a footjob from an asian qt?
of course my friendo