In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
List full of referral links user wants buy a chink hoody user loses his chink mech keyboard virginity Look at shill shilling user orders a chinktop user stocks up on a shitload of Type C cable BGVP SGZ DN1 or ZS6. Which one's better? Happy user is happy because he received his parcel

Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/bUJ3VGM
aliexpress.com/item/Black-cloth-watchband-brand-watches-box-field-2017-high-end-watches-automatic-mechanical-watches-of-the/32796886903.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10344_10345_10342_10343_10340_10341_10307_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10534_10533_10532_100031_10099_10338_10103_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_10171_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10312_10313_10314_10078_10079_10073-10050_10110,searchweb201603_19,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=3786ba27-c655-4238-bd55-57f921d73492&algo_expid=e14fe790-e0a4-47e9-8c58-876b9d55f23b-31&algo_pvid=e14fe790-e0a4-47e9-8c58-876b9d55f23b
s.taobao.com/search?q=耳机耳套&imgfile=&js=1&stats_click=search_radio_all:1&initiative_id=staobaoz_20171017&ie=utf8
imgur.com/a/1UEh7
youtube.com/watch?v=xX31xYRl-II
aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-fashion-44mm-PARNIS-pilot-6498-Mechanical-Hand-Wind-movement-men-s-watch-wholesale-x0001/32707143471.html?
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=minar.wmwatch.pipboy&hl=de
s.aliexpress.com/ZriMfQZb
youtube.com/watch?v=fffb-_VCuCo
tomtop.com/p-f1604eu.html
aliexpress.com/store/product/New-KZ-ES3-Balanced-Armature-With-Dynamic-In-ear-Earphone-Hybrid-Driver-Noise-Cancelling-Headset-With/519064_32835656431.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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>Previous Thread

what happened to the original RegOP?

ded

I love you all very much

WTC 1:1 Supreme, Vetements, Off White hoodie?

I bought a little 3D puzzle. It was okay. It didn't break. Took an hour to put together.

What is the font used for the /csg/ logo?

Kill yourself

I've got your back, OP!
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

When someone has your back, they are there to support you unconditionally.
When life seems to blindside you with undesirable events, they’re there for you without complaint,
supporting you in your moment of need, not for their own selfish, self gratifying reasons,
but because your well being to them is foremost in their mind and heart.
A lover not only does the above, but is flexible in mind and heart to make the necessary changes and sacrifices in their own lives if they know it is something that enhances yours.

Quality watch leather bands supplier?

are xiaomi hybrids back to meme status?

Iver the Norwegian-Lithuanian eiaosi shill killed him.

what would you do if you couldn't order cheap chink shit from china anymore /csg/?

Does anyone have experience with mechanical watches?

Was thinking about ordering this one: aliexpress.com/item/Black-cloth-watchband-brand-watches-box-field-2017-high-end-watches-automatic-mechanical-watches-of-the/32796886903.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_1_10152_10065_10151_10068_10344_10345_10342_10343_10340_10341_10307_10060_10155_10154_10056_10055_10054_10059_10534_10533_10532_100031_10099_10338_10103_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051_10171_10084_10083_10080_10082_10081_10110_10111_10112_10113_10114_10312_10313_10314_10078_10079_10073-10050_10110,searchweb201603_19,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=3786ba27-c655-4238-bd55-57f921d73492&algo_expid=e14fe790-e0a4-47e9-8c58-876b9d55f23b-31&algo_pvid=e14fe790-e0a4-47e9-8c58-876b9d55f23b

I'd find something else to waste my money on.

Order cheap chink shit from eBay.

What manga is this from?

y'all should buy quadcopters
shit is fun

>is there any way to load custom roms on that phone?
Yes.

>hows it been?
MIUI is kinda meh, I came from lineage OS and compared to that MIUI is a bit bloated and requires you to fiddle with a few things because the chinks have redesigned android to their weird taste. You can't also get rid of bloat without rooting. It's great for everything I do with it which is mainly messaging and browsing. I don't care about games so your mileage may vary. Camera is unsurprisingly pretty poor.

>hows the battery?
Fantastic. 4% daily battery use if just sitting on standby, around 9% daily if wi-fi is on all the time, 7-10% per hour with the screen on and on mobile data. Phone doesn't get hot while charging or using.

If I flash I'd prefer to go back to lineage, and the versions currently available don't seem too impressive.

i like people who only rely on google reverse image search, you gotta dig deeper for the good stuff, don't be a normie.

>IRC
Approved

Reminder to filter all posts with discord or telegram in them, since they're guaranteed shitposts.

Get a Seiko 5

>Xioami cutlery
>30 fucking dollars for 1 set
I wish they sold 5 sets for that price, for 1 set it's a little too much

Rock Zicorn for $9 or boarseman CX98 for $17

Somewhat worth it, and somewhat not worth it. A lot of them are sold at ripoff prices, so you better pick your poison wisely. I had relative success with a £20 Forsining one from Amazon a while back.

Do any anons here know what the Chinese word for "silicon ear tips" and "foam ear tips" are?

>it was in the box with my emergency shoes
>emergency shoes

what

My Mi Router 3G just arrived, didn't know it would come with a chinese-only firmware so I had to flash a chink bootloader (Breed) and install PandoraBox (openwrt fork) on it.

Also there was virtually no instructions on how to do that on the internet, really fun.

LEDE also works apparently but it has wifi issues with foss drivers.

yes

>Also there was virtually no instructions on how to do that on the internet, really fun.
Write a guide for people who aren't as talented as you?

>Parents overseas for a month
>Ordered some anal beads a week before they left
>They coming back in 3 days
>It's still not shipped

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
I'm in full panic mode right now

This. Also write that on the chinks feedback

Is the Yi Mirrorless camera any good?

你可以告诉我吗?我的中文不太好。

Sereves you cheap trap degenerates right

s.taobao.com/search?q=耳机耳套&imgfile=&js=1&stats_click=search_radio_all:1&initiative_id=staobaoz_20171017&ie=utf8

Unrelated but I've been using using google translate to buy off taobao and it's been working pretty well so far.

I try to avoid these because potential botnet but they have a qualcomm model, pretty expensive though. Hope that one gets openwrt.

I used MDBG.net and got "耳塞" for "ear tips", but that mainly just gave me ear plugs for sleeping. But I eventually found that "耳机耳塞硅胶" is "silicon ear tips" and "耳机耳塞 记忆海绵" is "memory foam ear tips"

Wish list updated again. I'll try to keep updating it at least once a day, but might not be able to do that everyday. Keep then suggestions coming.
imgur.com/a/1UEh7

A Seiko 5 can be bought for around 15 dollars more, or you could buy used and pay less, plus there are a lot of styles to choose from. The problem that I have seen in a lot of cheap Chinese automatic reviews is that the QC is extremely inconsistent, with a lot of the watches being unable to self wind, and some need to be re-regulated straight out of the box.

>3G

I'm not very bright. Can I use this for my adsl connection?

It's just a router, you need a modem too.

Imagine being an old lonely postman and you deliver a package full of lewd items to an awkward lonely feminine bitchboy.

I ask yet again, does someone have the james donkey 619 in white ? Does it look so bad with the yellow bakclight ?

Don't own one, but seen a few anons saying its pretty useless.

youtube.com/watch?v=xX31xYRl-II

Chink innovation

Flip phones are back baby

I love gimmicky tech, but this just looks retarded. Like autist SJW retarted.

Is this phone aimed at snowflakes who can be triggered on twitter and reddit at the same time?

Anyone have experience buying /csg/ capture cards?

The "G" on the model just means it has gigabit ports.

how the fuck do you connect those two things?

What two things?

Those fucking jews

This one has a proper movement

the sjws and chinks trying to make something new and different in smartphone market which has been stagnating for the last 5 years

What the fuck does that have to do with sjws

aliexpress.com/item/2016-new-fashion-44mm-PARNIS-pilot-6498-Mechanical-Hand-Wind-movement-men-s-watch-wholesale-x0001/32707143471.html?

I didn't. I made an observation on the kind of people who would use that. Nothing about that innovation is particularly useful apart from to those who either are glued to their phones, share videos on phones in Starbucks or live solely on social media IMHO

Which is pretty much my ideal description of finding a SJW, apart from bright hair and an ironic t-shirt

I need sauce for a Goyard card wallet

Any dank headphone stands for cheap?

Fuck you /csg/, seriously. Linking those rubber dolls in the thread.
Now I randomly get sex doll suggestions while browsing ali.

Fuck

Will the chinaman ever stop lying? I just want your bootleg products and your women, don't lie to me.

That's a figure. And you should buy it.

if I wear the moonman shirt will I get my ass beat

Does anyone know any cheap smartwatch that can run this design?

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=minar.wmwatch.pipboy&hl=de

Pretty cringe.

How likely is a Xiaomi phone to break down on me?

Real sandisk from GB.

So my tennmak pro and my case I ordered 2 months ago arrived, anyone want a review after an hour of using them?

OP has brain problems and didn't add my chink Mega Drive news...

Looks like the chinks have got their hands on a mould for the original Sega Mega Drive/Genesis and made a clone with HDMI compatibility!

s.aliexpress.com/ZriMfQZb

Video review and teardown: youtube.com/watch?v=fffb-_VCuCo

Apparently the only issue is some sound problems and the fact there's no PAL euro mode, only US/Japan. Seems like a good buy if you can get around that.

>there's no PAL euro mode
sorry if this is a stupid question, but what does that mean in practice? Will it work for europoors?

Boys, good deal ahead at tomtop.

tomtop.com/p-f1604eu.html

Probably wasn't added as more expensive that an original mega drive or Ras-pi and looks like shit.

...

Should have bought them on Amazon and used them while they were out instead of buying chink cancer

>looks like shit
it's a 1:1 recreation of the original Mega Drive/Genesis down to the weight, underage.

The controllers are shit on those

Audiobudget has wheelings and dealings with the chinks now. He just posted this on his fb offering a discount on KZ ES3 if you namedrop him.

"KZ ES3 is now live on AliExpress and is no longer a GearBest exclusive!
Prices are $12 without a mic and $13 with a mic!
Same instructions: "Buy now", write "AudioBudget" in the order's message field, switch to "Use another payment method" and then "Place order" (don't pay yet). The seller will adjust the price for you shortly (it is done manually), then you'll need to pay the discounted price."

aliexpress.com/store/product/New-KZ-ES3-Balanced-Armature-With-Dynamic-In-ear-Earphone-Hybrid-Driver-Noise-Cancelling-Headset-With/519064_32835656431.html

This is the store offering it cheaper!

Fuck off.

>1:1 recreation
>with PINK shit
>Extra buttons
>Super Mario

Fuck off back to your retro tumbler blog sperglord

Opinions on the sound intone cx 05 headphones?

It doesn't have Mario, you fat autist. That's just an image they used for some reason. You load cartridges into it like a normal Mega Drive and it has a 16 in 1 cart with it with pic related games.

The controllers given are wireless but it supports the original controllers. And the mould is a 1:1 recreation even if they used different colours. It's in the video review.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A lot of work just to pay the same price as they're on Gearbest

Nice rebuttal. Try reading what the product actually is first before posting next time. I can smell your fat rolls from here.

For all those faggots who bought the new Somake like me.
Enjoy this little guide

Why does that sounds strangely like the shitty SEGA licensed retro consoles

At the surprise of no one

Some people hate Gearbest and refuse to use them so I guess this is useful for them.

It would cost someone all of a couple hundred bucks to order one of every cheap headphone from China, review them all, and create a rival site. I figure there are at least a couple anons here with that sorta' time and inclination.

Why, its so much more fun to trigger you into a response defending your shitty purchase choices.

I haven't bought it m8, it's just an interesting product and the teardown/comparison is cool to see. Keep twirling that autism spinner.

Of course you haven't

Take a deep breath pal, look into the spinner.

I see......I see..... A triggered cockwomble, Oh look, its OP!

Looking through the Christmas list, at this marked deck, and I can't for the life of me see any difference here?

What's wrong with Goybest?