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laughing at yanks edition

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laughing at your late edition you stupid cunt
get fucked loser

Nah I get my shit from the darkweb. Testkit tested. Drugs affect everyone differently. I get pretty manic on MDMA. One time I took way way too much. Ground up 12 pills and threw them in a jug of water and swished it around and started passing it around the room. Ended up seeing an imaginary computer sitting on a stool in thin air typing away. Had it on video was really funny it's on youtube somewhere

also the same number of retards who dont have insurance wew

E-mail the director. Ask her when she wants to chat about whatever the project. The only way to succeed in life is to be annoying...put your foot in the door and keep shoving yourself in there desu

hello?

Which city in the UK is the best to visit to see English culture?

Your English is about as good as I expect from a druggo.

Grimsby

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York

Fair enough lad, a few mates get the same way and take well over a g of their pure white shit which i always presumed was mostly speed. The pure stuff gets me on a nice mong, quite nice to sit back and chat shit all night with the occasional hallucination to spice things up

Glass cow

have to go to dublin on friday for an aptitude test

hate the m50. hate it.

>my gimmick is *still* going

northerners btfo

English culture doesn't exist anymore.

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You guys really dot understand insurance do you? Only retards without insurance are paying those stupid numbers you always post

Anyone that has a full time job get insurance.

Our healthcare system is shit, but its quite pathetic how hard it is for brits to wrap their heads around private insurance

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Liverpool ;)

Hull

the worlds oldest person with down syndrome is 75 today. the average life expectancy for downies is under 60.

Just end it already

Do you have death insurance too?

Birmingham

really makes you think

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>americans WILL defend this

VERY gay.

$83k on meds? thank fuck for the NHS.

Congratulations

Thats a rattlesnake bite if I remember correctly

dane user would hate it here. they ruined eixample and gothic town with some terrible planning decisions

Think I undercooked the fish fingers lads

me

Blackpool in december

sold my soul now my souls gone

>tfw poor
>tfw no insurance

Im on ketamine that shit they give you during surgery.
Once you go over the threshold the serotonin stops and the dopamine and norepinphrine takes over and it essentially turns into a stimulant high, that's over about 400mg that starts to happen.

If I take low doses like 170mg or something I can sleep on it and just sit chair locked.

Your own fault for buying into american culture so much.

awful post

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>Americans WILL defend this

also Gaudi is a hack . reckon he must have had a fish fetish like the guy in the simpsons

Nah
I wont

lol :)

every country does, its called life insurance

>british education

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didn't know being an astronaut was so bad for you

wew

made a cracking stir fry for dinner lads

>Junkie is so dependent on drugs that he can't even speak his native tongue anymore
Kek

I'm not English.

FUCKING EPIC AMERIDONALDS BTFO XDDD

i get private insurance with my job desu

the meme is creeping into real life again, heard it loads at the Corbyn rally yesterday desu

francisco franco 2bh

>Shit weather
>Shit food
>Shit locals (depressed and angry)
>Only one world famous city
>Overly expensive
>Really shit landscapes
>horrendously shit wine

Why the fuck does anyone travel to the UK?

This was newborn twins in the ICU for a few weeks I think could be wrong


That's not to say our health system isint arse

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How do people derive pleasure from rubbing the dick inside a hole that's designed to push out poo.
>having a will that has skid marks and smells off shit
Disgusting

Nova Scotia

Literally go get curb stomped you paki cum juggler.

Look at THIS, lads

THIS is how you make music

giz us some i can't be arsed to wash up

Yeah its called life insurance. Do you not have that? Lmao you fucking mong

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>Paki
Didn't I just say I wasn't English?

WTF i love USA now

do you limeycucks know that all of these are people without health insurance? if you had health insurance it is not bad at all. more expensive than socialist healthcare yes, but much better.

how do Americans pay these insane prices if they dont have insurance?

dont some insurance policies only cover certain illnesses as well?

theres condom and i never fully entered my dick when shagging an arse

Sodomy has traditionally been illegal since it's pure degeneracy.

Don't even bother to understand it. We've become a Godless nation.

because we have history that extends further than 2 lifetimes you fucking yank cunt

im a smoker

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>What is life insurance

Shocking, a /brit/ neet poster is retarded

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(wish I had an Australian flag to post this with)

ATTENTION: If you're thinking of moving to Australia in light of Brexit - You're not welcome.

Bondi and Manly are already overflowing with Brits - and you're a bloody eyesore, what with your pasty white skin and funny way of dressing. It's like spot the Aussie. Keep Australia Australian is what I'm saying.

You're not real refugees, just ECONOMIC MIGRANTS - queue jumpers that'll take Aussie jobs. Next minute you'll be clogging up our Medicare, contributing nothing but chucking up goon on the footpath.

You spend years here and never assimilate, LEARN TO SPEAK AUSTRALIAN!!

Oh, and your lot breed like rats too - I've seen them at the Scary Canary of a Saturday night! Once Brits have a coupla kids that's more welfare from the pockets of hard working Australian tax payers.

We'll decide who comes to this country and the circumstances in which they come. If you do end up coming here illegally then we're going to lock you up, chuck you in a boat and send you to New Zealand for hard labour.

Just got to the bit where psyduck captures himself lol

Anyone who says they do anal with their gf on the regular is lying. I tried it with my ex so many times and it hurt like shit, no pleasure at all just your dick being crushed downed and your fucking string thinging that attached your shaft to foreskin nearly snaps. I had a friend who snapped his doing anal with a girl. It's not like porn, those girls have been fucked up the arse so many times it'd be like throwing a sausage down an alleyway they are that loose. Regular girls' arses are too tight for pleasure.

Are you really this dumb or just pretending?

>Shit weather
Not really
>Shit food
Not really
>Shit locals (depressed and angry)
Only northerners
>Only one world famous city
Only third worlders can't name at least 5 British towns or cities
>Overly expensive
Poor runt
>Really shit landscapes
Absolutely not
>horrendously shit wine
Hat

So basically I had my new workplace text me about doing "freelance" work based on work I did at the trial shift. I was like "ok sure" and was told to ring up workplace and talk to director. She was busy, told she would call back. Day after I rang again - same again.

Got a text on Friday apologising for not getting back, everyone's busy due to people being on holiday - when would be best to call and I said "any time is ok" - not heard anything since

Is this just a test? Was thinking of sending an email but idk

>but much better
HAHAHAHAHAHA he actually believes this

>MUH SOCIALISM
>MUH GUN CONTROL

honestly what is wrong with yanks

How bad does the condom smell after you have finished?

Are you really this fucking stupid? You clearly tried to make a shit joke and it backfired horrifically

I'm talking about our private healthcare, dumbfuck

good lad

>spot the australian
>overflowing with chinks rasheeds & jamals just like every other anglo country

tummy is sore lads

>Only northerners
nice meme

This isn't me.
Lol literally cucks giving money to fat old men just because you want to leave money that you could have earned with your cold dead hands.
Get a fucking life and earn money instead of being a coward giving money for life insurance.
That was an imposter.

>MUH

Not an argument (here's a classic gimmick for you lads)

ok

So, if you don't have life insurance are you fucked?

What happenes if you get cancer can you still have life insurance?

What happens if you can't pay for drugs? I hear they are really expensive over there

There was a guy who jumped in front of a bullet during the "don't go to scholl tommorow" shooting apparently he was in debt forever because his insurance wouldn't cover thst/he didn't have any, is that true?

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