First day of new job

>first day of new job
>place filled with brogrammer chads like pic

wat do?

succ

>3dpd
computer generated husbandos are better

I agree. Such beauty must be cherished.

>getting a job

meh, got what you deserved tbhq famalam

Better than the neckbeard at work who smells like vinegar ans wears the same cloths all week

why are chads always php programmers?

Stop being austistic. Maybe you’ll end up with a social life.

Of course, the hardest part will be the cognitive dissonance that nearly destroys your mind when you find out they’re better at coding than you are.

install linux on their macbooks

One day you'll realize not all programmers are fugly like you. Some look good

Bend over

Introduce yourself and make some new friends, user.

but all they want to talk about is call of duty

>wat do?
Do work
Go home
Eat, sleep, repeat
Cash in pay checks

Who cares, it's not like you're forced to hang out with these people outside job hours. Also, this and this . They might be nice people with a genuine passion.

I would let him fuck me

I fucking wish I had Chad co-workers that could be potential bros instead of passive-agressive nu-males that act like women. Where the fuck do you work?

I want to be strangled to death by his tree trunk thighs

What's it like being gorgeous?

Making friends is really hard user.

That guy doesn' even look that handsome to be honest

Constantly noticing girls look and/or smile at you invitingly.

killyourself

being this delusional

Gross. Good thing I'm ugly.

No I'm just being very realistic. Actually I'd really hate to look like that man.

Good 4 u

suck his dick

Discuss work over protein shakes

No it isn't. Especially not with people from work who share the same interests as you and who you talk to every day.

>share the same interests as you
Unlikely. I haven't seen a job posted working with C in years.

Oh boy.

It's not my fault nobody likes what I like.

The local programmers are total betas and some even have a retarded child, not to mention how antisocial and childish they are. Only one workout but still ugly.

>wat do?
outchad them

get gains virgin nerd
drink that fair life

invite them over for beer pong

How do autists get girls and I don't, it's not fucking fair

Low standards?

This. When I first went out for a work meetup at a bar, coworkers' girlfriends were:
>fat and ugly
>fat and ugly with tattoos
>plain chick who eyefucked me and kept brushing my leg with hers while her boyfriend was sitting right next to her

Kinda disappointing to be honest, family.

>It's not my fault nobody likes what I like.
Can also be spelt
>It's my fault for liking what nobody else likes.

Dude, that's nothing compared to having a fine ass woman in the joint. I'd rather face the chadliest chad.

You know when you put a piece of Juicy Fruit in your mouth and for the first five seconds it tastes so sweet and perfect like someone sprayed a little miracle on your tongue? Well, that's what it's like, but all the time!

If they do their work, and do it correctly, why would you care? Is your safe zone in danger?

>mfw I literally can not make friends at work
>the age gap is too big, have hard times opening, don't feel like committing towards off-work activities, my interests are drastically different
>the only friends I used to have are now gone because I neglected them and am now too scared to try again
>don't even know how to
>get kinda along with everybody, but it's all superficial and empty
Should I off myself now or later?

that's ok user, a lot of people feel that way. get a dog, it'll give you something to do/an excuse not to go to some event you were pity invited to. plus you can show pictures of dog and be more interesting, meaning you will get invited to something nicer later than that. :)

Go bobbing for apples in his office and lose your chapstick under his desk. You exist to serve purebred good looking white guys like him. Be thankful that you get to have the one in a lifetime experience in being allowed to share job with a living god like him.

Am now fired, thx for advice

>get a job
>uhh wat do guize xD
You work, retardus maximus

Never seen even remotely good looking programmer/IT guy.

yell imafagget.

Because it's bullshit programming.

>wat do?
Become Chad

take him home to meat your mother

Why does this guy look like he wants to kill himself?

if you are attractive your comparative advantage lies in management and/or sales. Why bother with programming unless you are genuinely interested in having neckbeard friends instead of fucking the hr chicks in the ladies room?

>something to do
I have hobbies my man, just that they don't involve other people.
>pity invited
Doesn't happen anymore.
>show pictures of dog and be more interesting
You mean, be the "guy who shows pics of his dog"? Nah.
Besides I don't think I like being in the centre of attention desu.

Thanks for a (you) anyway. Cheers.

>start posting about it on Tumblr
>Tumblrites find out where you work
>Start getting employed there

>what do?
step1:
>atudy chad
step2:
subtly copy chad behaviour
step3
>openly copy chad
step4
>become chad
step5:
never come here again chad scum

this but unironically

So basically IT is like dumping ground for those with aesthetic or psychological imperfections.

>being this upset you're not an attractive and talented stud

kek

whole world is getting uglier all the time, ugly people tend to have more kids than good looking people, this is a fact

What hobbies user? I'd like to offer some advice.

Be grateful that I work with someone compentent in coding & social team working instead of a code autist?

>programmer
>trying also to get swole so karlie kloss notices me
>"hey user, thanks for teaching me about grep so i don't have to cd and ls ten thousand times a day. hey so, do you wanna go out some time" she'll say
>can't wait
>find out she's dating a kushner
>tfw i'll never be a financebro with a waifu who can teach our daughter ruby
fuck

Inwear same clothes whole year

Show him your junk.
Send him tendies on his birthday.
Let him ass rape you

>tfw the entire human race used to be chads

well, not just IT but there is definitely a correlation

ugly people not becoming celebs and working shit jobs is not a shocking observation surely. If one is somewhat competent they can mitigate to have a less shitty but still soul crushing job

Ask them how to become a Chad like them. Most likely they were fat nerds when they were younger but they self-improved to become greater than normie Chads.

I love riding me bike the most.

> wat do?
Learn from them. First, they probably write a good code. Second, they don't force you into their lifestyle, but! You can join them and try to change your life for the better while being a nerd.
Why not? Working out is good for one's mind.

The IT course at my university is full to the brim with handsome looking 6foot2+ Chads. It's completely bizzare.

ask for gym recommendations and build more than projects

Making friends is easy, caring about them is hard

Shit on your desk and summon lucifer

That's a great start. If you're living in a big city, you might find some people who regularly go on tours.
Maybe if you found an awesome place worth biking to, or just make a little event out of it, you could persuade some people you know to join.
If you try a couple of times, you'll find someone who is just as invested as you are. They'll likely know some other people and there you have it.
Sounds like really lame advice, but if you actually follow it, you'll have great results, I promise.

>Sup Forums is filled with flaming queers

Currently studying web dev at a local "college"(the australian equivalent), there's maybe 3-4 attractive guys including myself, and roughly the same in power nerds.. the rest are actually women surprisingly.
The irony being the lecturers hate the powernerds more than anyone else because they act like they know everything whilst being some of the worst coders in the room. They live this live of negativity like I'm overweight or ugly or whatever and think anyone not like them has had it easy. Instead of being actively positive and trying to just improve themselves they try and drag others down to their level of disdain, nerds are SUPPOSED to be good with computers etc oh no now non nerds are too because every decent job in the future will have some coding involved.
If you're a powernerd fucking deal with who you are and try to improve, you're not better than others because you have less friends and are socially retarded.

it's called evolution grandpa, get with the times

Tonguepunch his cute asshole.