be me

> be me
> car dies in the middle of the street and I don't know why
> people behind me start honking and yelling swears
> one dude throws a cup of soda at me while going around
> sit in my car crying until a tow truck takes my car away and scams me into towing it back to his lot which costs $400/day

> i will never live in nice country with nice people

country of rude pigs. serving you right for living there

>not shooting them all
you're a disgrace to your country

$400/day?
wew lad

Everything else sounds believable

a-are people nice in your country?
are they accepting applications for amerifats?

Just move out of the north

english people are very polite

Yes and yes

We are so used to asian drivers, another car obstruction would be of no significance. Canada and USA are bros, we share the largest border and we depend on you guys economically

i live in Texas

you wouldnt be allowed to drive your car in any western european country 2bh.