Mom found the quantum resonance magnetic analyzer

>mom found the quantum resonance magnetic analyzer

>mom found the dumb frog collection and the dumb frogposting shitposts on rbt.asia

>dad found a bag filled with wet dildos which were used to masturbate to looking at frog memes

>mom found the microverse battery

>mom found the dyson sphere

family found the schematics for bitcoin mining fleshlight.

a friendly kys my guy :-)

>mom and dad found out i lack creativity to contribute to these threads

>mom found the divorce papers

kek

>mom caught me dabbing with my fidget spinner on my haters

> Sup Forums found a Pepe

>wives son placed the loli printouts on dinner table

>sleepy gary found the buried tape drives

>mom found the causality engine

>mom found my secret laboratory

>mom found the Interocitor

>mom found thumbnail cache and sent a tip to FBI

>mom found out who's your real dad are.

>mom found my toaster

aka fx6350 with stock cooler

>mom put her quantum harmonizer in my photonic resonation chamber

>mods found this thread.

>mom found the defraculator

>dad investigated the zfs snapshot from the time he was on vacation

>sister krack attack my wifi

>the population learned the truth

>mom found the RSA decrypter

I just want a nice pussy.

>user found a nice pussy

me too

nigger cattle*

Like, as a body part of your own or attached to someone else who is in turn your chattel?
Because the latter is actually pretty easy.

Look Morthy brap I am battery rick prff
seriously kill yourself

Did she find your thigh-high sock collection too you fucking faggot?

>social worker found the programming blanket

>gets the reference
>AND replies to bait
How are you less autistic?

>not watching Rock and Marty
Also it's like MLP, everyone gets the reference whether they've seen the show or not because fanboys spam it everywhere.

Your problem for being in shitholes where it's spammed.

>Granny used up all the bandwith mining bitcoins

Sorry for using the fucking internet.

>mom downgraded my SSH keys to DSA and put them on github
Goddammit mom I wasn't going to lose them

Dad found the Rosencraft toroidal sequence

>Mom found the erotic Minecraft character blender models

> Mom found Linux ISOs

...

>mom found self-replicating nanomachines i bought from Aliexpress

>mom found the life size 3d printed waifu sex doll screaming "oni chan yamete kudasai"

>mom found the KRACK paper

>mom found pacman on my gentoo install

>mom found the license file
>It's bsd

dumb frogposter

dumb "dumb frogposter" poster

>mum found my secret poos

Kek

>mom saw me fingering my little boipussy

>she felt sorry & came & helped me on the proper fingering techniques
>"thats my little man!"

>mum found my dreamsleeve tome

>uncle found the fap module

>dad found out the rotational velocidensity

>the Prophet Muhammad, peace be unto him, saw the secret semen stable.

>little sister found the cp command

>mom found the triple number generator

Is that a fucking claymore? Does he know what it is? Is he hoping to voltorb his enemies?

Can I get a quick rundown?

>roommates found the programming attire

dumb "dumb "dumb frogposter" poster" poster

>some Sup Forums shit
/rundown

You forgot the tags

the goyim found out before you could shut it down

>mom found the vectored thruster array

>russian hackers found the Sup Forums shilling neural network

>grandma incorrectly applied the thermal paste

>kacey found the Kode

>mom found the Digital Optical Output Mounted Proxy

>mfw mom might or might not have found the quantum field generator

>dad got ahold of the nanomachines

>mom found my second life password

>mom found the panties

>God left you unfinished

>tfw Armstrong will never be able to take your cock because his rectum would harden in response to physical trauma

>Mom found the mommy NTR hentai

>Grandma found the encrypted porn drives

>cmd opens for a split second and closes
>...
>"you should re-calibrate your ThinkPad display with the colorimeter"

>mom found the darknet entry node on my raspi zero w