Mom found the buttplug and panties

>Mom found the buttplug and panties

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>sage

>mom found mutilated fingers and cumsticks

>mom found out my beheaded dad and is now questioning whether or not I replaced him with a robot

hahahahahahaha


iktf (I also didn't give a shit.)

>dad found the quran

Are you also a boy?

We should get together if you're cute

>living with mom

>Mom found the butt phalanx

>sister found my 30gb pony porn folder when she borrowed my laptop

>mom found the incest and milf websites

yeah, but no thanks. mainly straight desu.
lel kys.

>mom found the full suit of samurai armor and katana butt plug
baka gaiji

>brother found my shota doujins

Ur loss

>mom found my pot
jk my parents are enablers as fuck lel

Mom found dozens of used tissues under my bed and asked if i caught a cold.

Same desu

What did she tell you after she found them OP?

she spanked me and made me put the panties on in front of her

I remember when my mother searched through my room looking for drugs (because she thought I was using), but stumbled upon the ball gag, collar, cuffs I bought for my girlfriend at the time.
Needless to say, she never searched through my room again.

my mom is dead

>mom found the poop knife

>but stumbled upon the ball gag, collar, cuffs I bought for my girlfriend at the time

Jesus christ imagine explaining that to your mom ,kek.

>I-i-i swear mom it's for my girlfriend... i-it's not for me...

Seriously though, what happened?

you wish

>crossdress when nobody is at home
>took a bunch of pics of myself in my dad's digital camera
>forgot to delete the pics
>delete two days later

This was 5 years ago. To this day I have no idea if he saw the photos or not.

Nice numbers

Nah, she never mentioned it to me.
I knew because she had "cleaned" my room and the paper bag the toys were in was ripped.
She definitely knew they for her. I got caught loads of times bunking off school to go to the girlfriends house to shag.

>not having it on an external hard drive

lmoa

encrypt that shit next time

>Mom almost caught me fucking a teenager
Biggest heart attack I had last year

>mom cleaned the freezer and found my poo-poo undies
>they were cleaned and folded on my bed this morning

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