>Mom found the buttplug and panties
Mom found the buttplug and panties
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>sage
>mom found mutilated fingers and cumsticks
>mom found out my beheaded dad and is now questioning whether or not I replaced him with a robot
hahahahahahaha
iktf (I also didn't give a shit.)
>dad found the quran
Are you also a boy?
We should get together if you're cute
>living with mom
>Mom found the butt phalanx
>sister found my 30gb pony porn folder when she borrowed my laptop
>mom found the incest and milf websites
yeah, but no thanks. mainly straight desu.
lel kys.
>mom found the full suit of samurai armor and katana butt plug
baka gaiji
>brother found my shota doujins
Ur loss
>mom found my pot
jk my parents are enablers as fuck lel
Mom found dozens of used tissues under my bed and asked if i caught a cold.
Same desu
What did she tell you after she found them OP?
she spanked me and made me put the panties on in front of her
I remember when my mother searched through my room looking for drugs (because she thought I was using), but stumbled upon the ball gag, collar, cuffs I bought for my girlfriend at the time.
Needless to say, she never searched through my room again.
my mom is dead
>mom found the poop knife
>but stumbled upon the ball gag, collar, cuffs I bought for my girlfriend at the time
Jesus christ imagine explaining that to your mom ,kek.
>I-i-i swear mom it's for my girlfriend... i-it's not for me...
Seriously though, what happened?
you wish
>crossdress when nobody is at home
>took a bunch of pics of myself in my dad's digital camera
>forgot to delete the pics
>delete two days later
This was 5 years ago. To this day I have no idea if he saw the photos or not.
Nice numbers
Nah, she never mentioned it to me.
I knew because she had "cleaned" my room and the paper bag the toys were in was ripped.
She definitely knew they for her. I got caught loads of times bunking off school to go to the girlfriends house to shag.
>not having it on an external hard drive
lmoa
encrypt that shit next time
>Mom almost caught me fucking a teenager
Biggest heart attack I had last year
>mom cleaned the freezer and found my poo-poo undies
>they were cleaned and folded on my bed this morning
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