>be white person
>turn into red person
Be white person
really makes you think
are natural red people evolved white people?
Australians right now
we'll never know
thats gonna hurt in a couple of hours
delete
Not for another 3 months
We call them lobsters or crabs.
Fuck you i'm still alive.
White skin is a product of angelic ancestry.
>be white person
>turn into brown
That's what I get for not being pure.
look here its a member of the daywalker tribe.
the sun is there enemy but they try to brave through it for mayonaise and beer.
Evolution is trying to kill them off but they are crafty buggers, crikey
Russian getting drunk
D-do you like Russia, Yaponia-kun?
>be white
>can't go to the beach without 3 kg of sun blocker
R8 my sunburnt arm
skin cancer out of 10
but I am white and I don't burn that easily
>tfw white
>tfw don't burn easily
>tfw outside with no sunscreen for multiple hours
>tfw everyone is surprised when I say I don't need any sunscreen
>tfw realize I will die of skin cancer because I don't bother to use any
>tfw at least I won't turn red
cute arms/10
>white
>half white half mexican
>never had a sunburn
feels good being able to use my pool all day without cancer
Sitting Bull's Revenge
Somalians take vitamin D supplements in Sweden, why can't Europeans in Australia or the sunny parts of the Americas wear sunblock?
>be white
>lived in uae
>my skin is tanned now thanks to the hot weather
Skin cancer is the true white man's burden
the sun can be a harsh mistress when you're colonising darkies
>Sweden
They don't even fucking have sun
Everybody has, lad.
It's okay. We're literally on the verge of bioengineering bacteria that seek out caner cells to eat/to poison/to infect and then self-destruct inside them. At this rate, we'll be the first generation to live to be 160.
>the place that gets midnight sun doesn't get sun
????????????
...
They have a high concentration of UV Rays dumb dumb.
UV rays reflect off of snow and fuck you up
>anglo genes
>Wearing shirts in a beach
>Being as white as a ghost and still staying far too much in the sun
Come on now
Who /me/:
> Able to tan very easily, 2-3 days in the beach using protection and swiming and get a gypsie but clean skin tone
> If swimming without any protection and during long times, skin burns and then falls off in a few days
we naturally produce our own uniform
Are you the one Azeri bro who worked at a BP rig?
not bad, britbro
Those are Asians.
cunt im that tanned
You niggers are just mad because we can change our coliors and you can't
yeh, we wuz chameleons n shiet
>be white
>just stay out of the sun
>never get burned
>keep my nice pale skin
I hate being in direct sunlight anyway, it's uncomfortably hot.
What's wrong with Anglos? I'm white as fuck and I can easily tan even without having sunscreen on
Fuck and your shit ginger genetics.
Skin cancer isn't a super power
mbuto pls
Fun fact that guy was actually Italian
I'm light brown and when I stay under the sun for couple of hours I instantly become your fellow mediterranian shitskin. If I stay longer I become red and brown at the same time. In cold winter weathers I instantly become purple.
>What's wrong with Anglos?
shitty genes
>I'm white as fuck and I can easily tan even without having sunscreen on
good genes
Nice, I didn't know it
>be black person
>turn into ded person
remember your word every birthday
jokes on you I welcome the sweet peace of death
It's just a long comfy sleep. Those coffins look pretty snug, grab a doona and you're all set
his head looks smart
nah most of us tan instead of burn
it's not only about anglos
many people here are red as fuck in the summer
Remember to check your skin every once in a while lads
Aren't there moles in the beginning?
Yeah 1-6 are slightly atypical moles
i just have something like the pic 1 in my chick
but it's already 19 years there
anyway i want to delete this shit
The paler you are the harder Sun hits your skin. I don't tan but I burn.
I have several of the atypical sort, I wanted to remove them just in case but the procedure is expensive
my mother died because of something like that
im really glad i dont get sunburnt except in extreme circumstances
i wish i could lick your tanned body and give you a bj after that
I have most of these around my body.
Three on my biceps, so I can have a look and compare.
I have 2 and 3 on one arm, and something like 17 or 19 on the other.
>the procedure is expensive
Between 3 and 30 euro in Sofia. Can be covered by health insurance.
And get skin cancer.