Be white person

>be white person
>turn into red person

really makes you think

are natural red people evolved white people?

Australians right now

we'll never know

thats gonna hurt in a couple of hours

delete

Not for another 3 months

We call them lobsters or crabs.

Fuck you i'm still alive.

White skin is a product of angelic ancestry.

>be white person
>turn into brown

That's what I get for not being pure.

look here its a member of the daywalker tribe.

the sun is there enemy but they try to brave through it for mayonaise and beer.
Evolution is trying to kill them off but they are crafty buggers, crikey

Russian getting drunk

D-do you like Russia, Yaponia-kun?

>be white
>can't go to the beach without 3 kg of sun blocker

R8 my sunburnt arm

skin cancer out of 10

but I am white and I don't burn that easily
>tfw white
>tfw don't burn easily
>tfw outside with no sunscreen for multiple hours
>tfw everyone is surprised when I say I don't need any sunscreen
>tfw realize I will die of skin cancer because I don't bother to use any
>tfw at least I won't turn red

cute arms/10

>white

>half white half mexican
>never had a sunburn
feels good being able to use my pool all day without cancer

Sitting Bull's Revenge

Somalians take vitamin D supplements in Sweden, why can't Europeans in Australia or the sunny parts of the Americas wear sunblock?

>be white
>lived in uae
>my skin is tanned now thanks to the hot weather

Skin cancer is the true white man's burden

the sun can be a harsh mistress when you're colonising darkies

>Sweden

They don't even fucking have sun

Everybody has, lad.

It's okay. We're literally on the verge of bioengineering bacteria that seek out caner cells to eat/to poison/to infect and then self-destruct inside them. At this rate, we'll be the first generation to live to be 160.

>the place that gets midnight sun doesn't get sun
????????????

...

They have a high concentration of UV Rays dumb dumb.

UV rays reflect off of snow and fuck you up

>anglo genes

>Wearing shirts in a beach
>Being as white as a ghost and still staying far too much in the sun
Come on now

Who /me/:

> Able to tan very easily, 2-3 days in the beach using protection and swiming and get a gypsie but clean skin tone

> If swimming without any protection and during long times, skin burns and then falls off in a few days

we naturally produce our own uniform

Are you the one Azeri bro who worked at a BP rig?

not bad, britbro

Those are Asians.

cunt im that tanned

You niggers are just mad because we can change our coliors and you can't

yeh, we wuz chameleons n shiet

>be white
>just stay out of the sun
>never get burned
>keep my nice pale skin

I hate being in direct sunlight anyway, it's uncomfortably hot.

What's wrong with Anglos? I'm white as fuck and I can easily tan even without having sunscreen on

Fuck and your shit ginger genetics.

Skin cancer isn't a super power

mbuto pls

Fun fact that guy was actually Italian

I'm light brown and when I stay under the sun for couple of hours I instantly become your fellow mediterranian shitskin. If I stay longer I become red and brown at the same time. In cold winter weathers I instantly become purple.

>What's wrong with Anglos?
shitty genes
>I'm white as fuck and I can easily tan even without having sunscreen on
good genes

Nice, I didn't know it

>be black person
>turn into ded person

remember your word every birthday

jokes on you I welcome the sweet peace of death

It's just a long comfy sleep. Those coffins look pretty snug, grab a doona and you're all set

his head looks smart

nah most of us tan instead of burn

it's not only about anglos
many people here are red as fuck in the summer

Remember to check your skin every once in a while lads

Aren't there moles in the beginning?

Yeah 1-6 are slightly atypical moles

i just have something like the pic 1 in my chick
but it's already 19 years there
anyway i want to delete this shit

The paler you are the harder Sun hits your skin. I don't tan but I burn.

I have several of the atypical sort, I wanted to remove them just in case but the procedure is expensive

my mother died because of something like that

im really glad i dont get sunburnt except in extreme circumstances

i wish i could lick your tanned body and give you a bj after that

I have most of these around my body.
Three on my biceps, so I can have a look and compare.
I have 2 and 3 on one arm, and something like 17 or 19 on the other.

>the procedure is expensive
Between 3 and 30 euro in Sofia. Can be covered by health insurance.

And get skin cancer.