Real 'grammers only

You are NOT a real programmer unless fluent in x86 assembly. Discuss.

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Does AVR assembly count?

that means Terry is the only true programmer

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>x86 assembly.
Pajeet tier,
amd64 only

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Nah I'm good I'm fluent in Hindi

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>not being fluent in green natrix binary

You are not a real person

let me ask you this OP. What percentage of your programs are written in (ass)embly?

100%, if you count both fizzbuzz implementations.

okay, now lets say your boss at your job (assuming you have one wghich is unlkely) asks you to make a small program that will get the Archive flag of all files in a folder if they are set, and complete this by the end of the workday. Do you just breakdown and start crying/REEEing at this point?

No, I will just call use invoke stat syscall from assembly call.

file systems are archaic anthropomorphism of an obsolete way of processing data, I expect his company to go out of business in the face of the AI explosion, if his soon-to-be-redundant organization is subsidized, to the point of my detriment as a taxpayer or civil participant, in light of this technocalyptic reality through direct or indirect, I suicide bomb the office in the name of Gnon

well then paste the code. when youve pasted it, ill paste a C# equivalent
>inb4 OP flees from the thread

>tin foil hat

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soon

>ai can create better machine learning code than the researcher who made it
compilers can create better machine code than the programmers they are written by

also reddit spacing

Show me how to divide some integer in EAX by 3. Preferrably fast (that is, no division).

Then show me how it decodes in microcode, what hazards does the code have, which shadow registers would be used, which arithmetic units will be used, how would instruction retirement go etc., etc. Until you tell me that, you can't say you're fluent in x86.

yeah but humans suck at using compilers

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dude stop with the reddit spacing it makes you look like a retard

What the fuck is a reddit spacing?

Also, please use proper punctuation and capitalising the first letter in the sentence. Failing to do so makes you look like a 6 year old that is learning how to write.

When you leave a space between paragraphs so it'll format properly on Reddit

Like this
Instead of like this

It's something faggots point out

It's proper English to have spacing between paragraphs. How else do you distinguish between separate paragraphs?

>When you leave a space between paragraphs so it'll format properly on Reddit
I've been writing like this on Sup Forums for the last 8 years. People have been doing that for decades on BBS, Usenet, e-mails, whatever.

And then some chucklefuck on for chongs decided to call it "reddit spacing" half a year ago, and everyone follow suit. Fucking great.

REEEEE redditors leave

Real programmers write in what their boss tells them to write in.

youre not a real pajeet unless you can fizzbuzz in bytecode