ICucks can now suck Winfags balls

iCucks can now suck Winfags balls

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Thinkpad doesn't have this problem.

>Winfags dont know these exist

>$700
What the fuck? I can replace my chinkpad keyboards for like $30 if I want the genuine Lenovo or IBM ones.

>Not having an electric duster

Paying for compressed air over and over is full retard.

Yeah but channels to route the water make the device thicker and the drains ruin my smooth aluminum lines.

*blocks your path*

But it's running windows... yuck

>my smooth aluminum lines.

Better than using a chinkpad with winblows amirite

anything above X30 series has this problem

Eh? T440p has water channels.

Expensive but works really well.

Maybe good for blowing air at your cat to annoy it, but it's not going to move much dust.

I have one of pic related and it works really well. Way more airflow than canned air, though not as much concentrated pressure. So it'll very quickly clean out a computer packed with dust, but the canned air still beats it at getting that last bit of fine caked dust out of a heatsink.

MACTODDLERS BTFO

theoutline.com/post/2402/the-new-macbook-keyboard-is-ruining-my-life

>My computer was getting its third diagnostic test in 45 minutes. The problem was not that its logic board was failing, that its battery was dying, or that its camera didn't respond. There were no mysteriously faulty innerworkings. It was the spacebar. It was broken. And not even physically broken — it still moved and acted normally. But every time I pressed it once, it spaced twice.

>“Maybe it's a piece of dust,” the Genius had offered. The previous times I'd been to the Apple Store for the same computer with the same problem — a misbehaving keyboard — Geniuses had said to me these exact same nonchalant words

>“Hold on,” I said. “If a single piece of dust lays the whole computer out, don't you think that's kind of a problem?”

>therein lies the problem — when dirt does get in, it cannot get out. A piece of dust is capable of rendering a butterfly switch nonfunctional.

>Apple quietly put up a page with instructions expressly to try and help people with dead butterfly switch keys.

>Another Genius explained to me that he had seen an overwhelming number of the computers with keyboard issues, the spacebar in particular — while some keys can be very delicately removed, the spacebar breaks every single time anyone, including a professional, tries to remove it.

>One involves the Genius pressing every single key on the keyboard to see if the switch is responsive, a test I am told was added in response to the sheer number of keyboards coming back broken. The process takes an hour.

>If Apple decides to replace the keyboard, it sends out the computer to replace the entire top case; there is no such thing as replacing an individual key or just the keyboard. On a Macbook Pro, the top case retails for $700

>The path from “a piece of dust” to “$700 repair” is terrifyingly short.

jej, applol are the gift that keep on giving

>tfw was about to buy a MBP before I saw this thread
Phew

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The state of Applel

MACTODDLERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

You would replace your dusty keyboard for $700 too if you could afford it.

Apple is much like Christianity. Why would they be selling something they claimed that got man kicked out of the garden of Eden? And moreover asserting it to be rightful?

That's it? That's the best you can come up with?
It's back to /h/ for you.

Mactoddlers will defend this.

it's hilarious that apple wagemonkeys are unironically called "Genius"

>tfw believe in Jesus Christ and use a Mac

Casey Jhonston used to be my waifu but she grew rather bitchy when she started lifting.

Nice to see that Rossmann's business will survive another Mac generation.

>>One involves the Genius pressing every single key on the keyboard to see if the switch is responsive, a test I am told was added in response to the sheer number of keyboards coming back broken. The process takes an hour.
Am I misreading this or does it seriously take an hour to press every single key and see if it works?

You boot into the Apple(tm) Certified Keyboard Checker Operating System and press a key. After that it shuts down and you have to do it again.

*Blocks your keys*

MACTODDLERS BTFO

holy shit mbp is a joke

>he fell for the air jew
This is even more jewish than bottled water

Mactoddlers have defended this.