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California Thread
Where's my Cali-bros at? No haters allowed
Anaheim here.

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we capital, fucbois

Sonoma Reporting

>international board
>hurr let's make a thread about California

It makes up more of the world than bulgaria and is 10000X more relevant, so stfu

A fucking state does not deserve a general, go back to /cum/ stupid burger.

>be me, 18, about to enter uni
>Visit California for the summer in my cousin's house
>Go surf boarding early in the morning with cousin and friends(I literally learned how to a few days prior)
>I decide to spend the rest of the morning laying on the beach alone because it's so comfy
>A girl is walking down the beach
>She's 5'1" brunette, 10/10 body 10/10 face.
>Can't stop staring
>She sees me and walks up to me.

We began talking, found out she is 17 and just moved from Utah and she lives alone with her dad. I asked her if she would like to go out get some ice cream and go to an amusement park later. She was the first girl I ever asked out, I've always been a quiet shy guy, but I remember what my mom always told me "if you really want something, go for it, don't give up". She said she'd love to, and she said I was the first guy to ever ask her out and I said she was the first girl I ever asked too.
>Holy shit, I'm her first, and she is my first too.
>After that date, we literally went out every night, I tried to find some new things to do
>Been going on for a week

I feel so in love with this girl, I've already introduced her to my cousin and I've met her dad (he loves me).

>My cousin throws a party one night
>We both don't drink beer and it was too crowded in the house so we retreated to my room.

One thing lead to another and we both were having sex. It was so fucking awkward, both of us were virgins and we didn't know what to do, lol.

~2:30 am, after we had sex for the first time, she just got up really fast, and with a worried face said she had to go home.
She gave me a kiss before she left.

After that night, we began to have sex am EVERY day, I could tell my cousin knew, but he didn't say a thing as well as her dad. I loved her so much and I finally told her I love her after she told me first, i admit I'm a total pussy.

>End of June, I have to go home
>Korean drama tier farewell

Continue, fuck, I'm crying a little just writing this.

Well, we text and call every day, we speak on the phone at least 3 hours a day. All i think about when I hear or read the word California is her. Can't wait to visit her again, I'm going back September.

Cali niggers think they're the center of the universe, so it makes sense why one of the beaners would make a cali thread.

Ventura here

also

lol asshurt

Pasadena represent foo

Sacramento, reporting

How can anyone even live there?
Everything's so expensive

My state is richer than your "country" by several degrees of magnitude.

great, another tumor, aka ''general''

fucking saged

Mountain View (AKA Palo Alto w/o the cancer) reporting in

Your state is beautiful but the people are awful

Obligatory

Enjoy your life as an IT tech in the US, Pajeet or Chang? Good

fucking socalers, mexicans and transplants from socal

I have nothing to do with you guys

BoJack stole your D OP.

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>this song is 37 years old and I am 43 years old right now

should be a kingdom in my opinion.
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third sac fuccboi reporting

So what happens when the rest of the businesses flee to Texas to escape our autistic tax rates? Do we all become field workers?

They find out they get outworked by the New York transplants.

fourth sac fuccboi here

Who /IE Master Race/ here?

San Francisco reporting in


Fuck off techbros and beckies-who-techie.

>"hey user, come out of your room and join us"

wut do?

My friends DJ and give me coke in the VIP lounges, desu I just hid in the corner and go on here

Living in California is a dream of my life (Miami is another). I'd like to have cabriolet, drive along the seaside, fuck hot Latina grills, smoke weed, drink Sonora valley wine, wear black glasses 24/7 and cool Hawaii shirt. Ah.

>c-can I join?

You got oligarch tier money? Having a big house at seaside or Napa Valley would cost you several million at least

Go out and get drunk
This all with Miami Vice soundtrack.

Why do people from California keep moving to Arizona? Why do people from Arizona keep moving to California? They're both awful states

No. I could live in a small flat in commieblock in outskirts, I'm Russian, it's okay for me. But then a would buy a car, cool suit and went to seaside every holiday. Also would post pics from that place to my vk and my friends in Russia would shit their pants of envying.

Ventura reporting

GO BUENA

this guy was the epitome of what it is to be normiefornian

Beverly hills neet here, ama.
>rich father who's too busy with work to give a fuck
>mom is always out spending money
>smoke weed and shitpost all day
>have friends with benifits with neigbor
Lifes good

because we are

>Beverly hills
You Iranian Jew man?

SFV best V here sup niggas

Lol Stockton reporting in

My dad's white and moms from brazil.

what made the rodge god fall short and you succeed?

From my experience there's really nothing similar to commie blocks, except ghettos which have 100% more dindu's and don't have cool multi level buildings. Central Valley is where I live and it seems that more people are moving here to commute to the bay area b/c it's so expensive there.

Sac and it's environs is the best city. It's central so it's few hours to the beach and a few hours to the sierras. So if you feel like joining the half of Cali that likes to turn I-80 into a dead stop shithole every long weekend you can totally do that!!

Dunno man, I am going to apply to ucsb next semester tho

Riverside County reporting

>grizzly bear flag
>all the grizzlies are long dead

He's a supreme gentleman, user.

i can walk down the street and not see a single shitskin

can you say the same, commiefornians?

only 20% of these posters are """white""" even then you will see a lot of spics, half breeds, middle eastern shitskins and even poo in loos among them

No god no let them stay here

Henri, haha. IT is not my path at any rate, moving to Portland in 2 weeks.