"Excuse me user but you mentioned you were NOT, in fact sexually active...

>"Excuse me user but you mentioned you were NOT, in fact sexually active. But it says here you're over the age of 18 currently. Do you have any medical problems you'd like to tell me about?"

You're not my Doctor, where's Muhammad?

Excuse me? don't use the Holy Prophets name in vain.

quality thread

"I do but I never cum because I jerk off dry way too much, really fucked up my head, both of them"

>I jerk off dry way too much
Are you a qt feminine trap?

Excuse me but where's Doctor Chang? Who are you?

i was raped when i was 11

whoa

I wrote that I raped an 11 year old boy, didn't you read that?

Did you enjoy it?

made me feel insecure about woman and never had a relationship again and im 23

That' pretty bad, are psychologist free over there?

That's rough buddy. I hope you can fix yourself mentally and spiritually.

no such thing afaik

Bad for your prostate, trust me I went for an ultrasound the other day and bloodtests
Might be prostatis can't get erect

6'3" 225~250lb male.

I can get erect I just can't finish. It might be a focus issue. Idk. I can't be on top most of the time and it's really lame.

Dank

This actually sort of happened to me.

>go to doctor because of back pain
>"are you sexually active"
>no
>"why?"
>chuckle because I think he's joking
>he just stares at me seriously

Most awkward appointment I've ever had.

Top kek

Girls are icky

maybe you're qt and he was genuinely surprised

Yes doc, check out my belly this may clear some things

Tfw something very similar happened to me when I donated blood. To make it worse, the doctor was a qt

>"Excuse me ma'am but please put on a bra"

>be me at an appointment
>doctor asked if I've ever had a gf
>I said 'no'
>doctor then asked if I have some homosexual tendency

>go to psychiatrist with mom
>i'm 20
>female doc asks if I ever had a gf
>I say no
>she says we have to take a look at this as it is important

well, do you?

Well I maybe a bi (idk I don't mind trap that's about it) but I've never had a trap or so either.
;_;

>be me

n-no, it.. it's a d-dry spell d-doc

They never ask me that because they already know the answer.

are you the type of guy they just know it's an incel too?

Are you real or proxy?

it's gyno brah
better start wearing bras

Lmfao how bad do you look that they know ur a virgin?

>Sister asks if I'm a virgin
>Why do you wanna have sex with me
>...
dumb arse didn't even answer me

>tfw can get erect but can't cum by neither sex nor mastrubation.

Anyone know this feel?