What would you ask Cortana?

What would you ask Cortana?

If I wanted to ask Cortana anything I'd have done so in the two or three years I've had windows 10.

Open the pod bay doors

what is that a game? that from portal?

Hey Cortana, how do I uninstall you?

No, it's a voice assistant from Microsoft for Windows 10.

I'm sorry dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

disable yourself

Plz download Devuan Jessie image and write to flash drive?

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>what is that a game? that from portal?
Halo.

I cringed when I learned that too.

How can I travel back in time?

If you could travel back in time where would you go?

Whats your favorite food?

Bump

Shut the fuck up, Cortana.

To uninstall herself

Would you do a threesome with Siri and Alexa?

>Does the US government have access to my Advertising ID?

>cringe
you need to go back

Cortana dance naked on my desktop!

Do you love me?

how do I get a gf

gibbme ur sauce cod

>all those extensions
holy shit.

"wtf how did get here, this is ubuntu"

I'd tell her to suck my dick

I use Linux anyways, fuck off with that.

A copy of everything sent to NSA