/brit/

stop liking what I don't like edition

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Could murder you all

>be southerner
>be gay

you're in denial poortherner

korean pop

Army phoned me and said my phase 1 training is in less than a month

FUCK

had a dream last night about her t.b.h.

>korean pop

>what a fucking stupid argument, just pack it in you bender
Some people are gay, regardless of whether you understand or not.

>Having had sex with multiple women
What? Do you really think attraction is based on having sex? That's just insane. Even as a child you """like""" some people because you just do. You don't feel attracted to a gender because you've already had sex with them. You are trying to justify your innate natural attraction to women as motivation for sex with them. You think somehow you only are straight or gay by having sex.

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>he signed up for the army
cant stop laughing

>implying anyone with any weapon and any amount of training could defeat me and my katana
Keep dreaming lad

good goy

rasheed

windy out

>be from East Anglia
>exclusively fuck family members of the opposite sex

#feedlizzy

doxxed

well, you're fucked m8

Tyson Fury is a shit boxer, still can't believe he managed to troll Klitschko so hard and relieve him of his belts

They put me up for Household Cavalry

Queens official bodyguard

shitting myself

>tfw constipated
I just want this turd out ya know?

lets all go get shot for the tories

I don't get it
Do you just get JSA if you apply for x number of jobs on the DWP website every day?

Am I the only one why wants that haircut now

fug :D

t. not /brit/

>based in london

no thank you

what's the most comfy place to live in the UK?

brighton or bristol desu

>be southerner
>be paki
can't make this shit up L M A O

Are there that many muzzies in Westminster?

Cambridgeshire

My old uni mate: Degree in Graphic Design, phone monkey in a call centre. £15,000 per year.

Me: Dropped out of uni, Head of Operations at a call centre. £30,000

Students BTFO

Anyplace upon a river

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here, this one is for u

>matty back blog posting

wew

>Degree in Graphic Design

>My old uni mate: Degree in Graphic Design, phone monkey in a call centre. £15,000 per year.

>Me: Dropped out of uni, Head of Operations at a call centre. £30,000

>Students BTFO

>Dropped out of uni

me on the left

me on the left

who /shitdegree/ here

Just saw a ridiculously qt girl with short hair wearing those shredded up jeans that are in at the moment. Her arse was literally perfect.

me on the left

been out in town wearing my new jeans x

>Studied: University of Life

one of you is clearly lying

>£30,000
>Head of Operations

>Head of Operations at a call centre. £30,000

shredded jeans are shite

they both are. its actually me on the left.

yes

Not even close, both places are full of weirdos

Canterbury or Peak District

>not school of hard knocks
pleb

>tfw the only places I'd be able to get a job are fast food places
>tfw all their uniforms are short sleeved
>tfw self harm scars

REEEEEE
I can't even get a job on the lowest rung on the fucking ladder

don't listen to that guy. im actually the guy on the left

>Canterbury
lol @ u

Depends on who is wearing them

me on the left

You can actually pull off ANY item of clothing if you're attractive.

Explain

Business idea: burger for dinner

>uswitch.com/place-to-live/
Apparently its Edinburgh. I'm in the Wirral (14th) and its pretty swanky. Just avoid Birkenhead

>Me

The Cotswolds, any other answer is wrong

How do you warm up for conversations, /brit/? Every morning I find that the first time I speak it is all a mess of words and sentences and the other person does not understand what the fuck I'm saying. Is there a way to prevent this from happening?

Explain to me the difference between the same clothes as an anime character and wearing the same clothes as someone in a tv show
pro tip: there is none, there's no difference between me wearing the same outfit as an anime character everyday and you wearing normal clothes

Stop doing drugs

it's a dump full of french exchange students

aka cunterbury

I scream to myself while in my car

>£30,000
POVVO

My laptop has reached temperatures of 80c downloading virus definitions off the internet for Microsoft Security Essentials

It truly is a taxing job for this ol box

>the wirral

chester is alri but would I fuck live there

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now

Rather liked getting my shit useless degrees to be quite desu
If I had it all to live over again I might do something more profession oriented but I'd still want to stop my academic pineal gland from calcifying

you literally just distinguished between these so-called "anime clothes" and regular clothes by calling regular clothes "normal", so there's your problem

...

It's still a very comfy place to live.

>Explain to me the difference between the same clothes as an anime character and wearing the same clothes as someone in a tv show
>pro tip: there is none, there's no difference between me wearing the same outfit as an anime character everyday and you wearing normal clothes

there's no difference between normal clothes and anime clothes, clothes are clothes
stop being autistic

fuck off matthew you faggot, you have the face of a peado

Then why aren't they all "normal clothes", you breadbin

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anyone else always do a scream when they cum? just did a wank in the toilets at uni and let out a scream, professor was fuming

real people in tv shows wear real clothing

anime peoples in cartoons wear drawn clothing

they are, i need to call them that for dumb*ss people like you to understand what im talking about
so wrong lmao

some real acoustic posts itt

I don't get it, what do the two exponential equations mean?

it is perceived to say that working at 101% for the entire year brings monumentally greater gains than working at 99%

Its got one of the highest quality of living in Britain. Whats wrong with living there?

Just monologued to my mum for 10 minutes about JK Rowling being a hack and all the harry potter books being full of contradictions, plot holes and outright absurdity, without raising my voice mind you.

She was near in tears by the end of it

t. living off benefits

Shrieking at this new meme

I don't know why you're all arguing.
You can be a PhD failure like me or you can be uni-less Bill Gates or anything in between.

*brings out guitar*
alright, I'd like to play this new song I've heard from a little-known band called Oasis...

*strums guitar*
[singing] TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU

Except that would be 1.01 x 365, not to the power of 365

but working at 101% is impossible innit

not very motivational

is that matt the kpop nonce?

false equivalency
Your wage isn't logarithmically based upon how much effort you put in

except those equations are implying you're working 1% more or less everyday in comparison to the last day

>I don't know why you're all arguing.
>You can be a PhD failure like me or you can be uni-less Bill Gates or anything in between.