/asean/

Drunk edition
youtube.com/watch?v=iGapXpELvRw

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abc.net.au/news/2016-06-12/philippines-gets-taste-of-duterte-anti-crime-war/7503474
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Incest is the purest form of love

God Im hungry, sad to be a poorfag only eating 2 meals a day

Paberu hakase

It's been days since I seen Yandere ;___;

DELETE THIS

ROTC was dismantled by my University (UST).

>huehuehue

>Why yes, I do watch japanimation

PUT YOUR GRASSES ON

Pfff... In reality, imoutos are kinda annoying, I used to have one and a cousin (Their sweat smells nice tho, I used to smell their pillow everytime I fap).
But, my maid was literally the best, I can tell her what to do and she'll do it for me (even to get me a glass of water, like holy shet).

she got raped by pervert japs on the train

UTOT
SABAY
TAE

I want to watch some kino before i sleep, give me your best recommendations.

ITS NOT YET FRIDAY LAD

They're hard to find (and train) but if you're like my father who does charity-like work then you could probably find more than one in your life.

I understand. They're trained like robots in developed countries because it's citizens don't even know how to do chores. I don't want to judge which party is more pathetic though. In a shithole (like the Philippines), you get to experience a lot of things. Most of the parents here would still kill their children to do household chores even though they have, like, fifty maids.

>World Jewish population 1933 – 15,315,000.
>World Jewish population 1948 – 15,753,000.

why do people think the holohoax is real again

>that shitty ending
Delet this

>annoying
Because she wanted your attention, she wanted you to not look at other girl except her, but you cut her flag.
What a bad oniichan.

HARAM!
Why aren't you read islamic mangos?

>Ema Kisaki - PPPD-303
wew she lactates so much damn

Have you ever been evicted because months old shit was dripping through he floorboards and into a downstairs apartment?

>approach girl

>get to know her

>ask her out

>"sorry user, I only date chinese guys"

It was not until this moment that I realized how fucked I am. I knew then and there how utterly nugatory it is in this body to attempt to get a gf.

I simply will not be able to attract a quality woman of my own or any other race unless I am chinese. This is a cacophonous, nightmarish epiphany, and I think I'm going to give up on real women for good.

Recommend me some eroge /asean/. I liked Park Molesting Simulator Mako, anymore like it?

Utot
Sabay
Tae

i think dutdut want to remove cwts instead and require rotc/cat

"MILF? oh you mean Monies I like to Finance" Our Naj

no, because it's the landlord's duty to make sure the house is in working condition. So things like broken pipes ain't my problem

>Brown
RUN! Don't walk to ISISLand!

Top kek

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>Because she wanted your attention
Too much attention lad, only if you knew D:
They're noisy and slightly pushy, my imouto was boyish, i wouldn't really consider

You only make me suffer

yes bby bubu?

>my imouto was boyish, i wouldn't really consider
Does she have a dick?

She's a girl but acts like a Kanto boy. Kinda hard to try to do "moves" to her, in fact she'll probably help me find a date instead

you don't have to impersonate,just be yourself

Because she really loved you, lads. Think about it, why would she seek attention to you if she didn't love you?
How can you be this dense?
>boyish
It could be fixed with the power of love, user.

gmanetwork.com/news/story/575974/news/nation/phl-peace-panel-headed-to-malaysia-to-relaunch-peace-talks-with-milf-dureza
>ph is going to malaysia to do peace talks with milf

You guys isnt hiding it anymore

it wasnt hidden to begin with. infact nobody cared even the media

there is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck

Isnt Magi Islamic or something?

A Kanto boy btw is similar to the Japanese Yakuza personality.

>power of love
I love my sister too, but her route is just too hard ;-;
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im not impersonating anyone you dumb wee- i mean.. w-waht are you talking bout bby?

post it

i want to be on my knees in front of a nigger and have him smack my face with his 10 inch cock repeatedly no homo

me too, i dont mind white bois screwing my wife/gf

My sister isn't hiphop and shit like the gangs you see.

If I am my true self, I would be sticking my penis inside your vagina

I want to gas the damn kikes.
I wish the holohoax actually happened.

>""""Girl""""

Try to make her jealous, user. Get a gf, then if she mads then she loves you but if she doesn't mad then her flag is already toppled.

>too hard
I'll be rooting you, so good luck user!

It has jews , user.

>Onii-Chan Daisuki
isnt the word "onii" means demon? wtf

Mangina

oh I wonder why

Oni is demon, one "i".

Worry not my friend, you can do the similiar thing when we purge the chinks soon

Give her a strapon then wiggle ur butt

おに is demon, おにい is big brother.

Instead of just shitposting aimlessly /asean/, can we try to have an actual discussion? I think we should talk about serious subject matter. For example, do you believe that Neons Genesis Evangelion or Puella Magi Madoka Magica are the most psychologically stimulating anime of all time, and which one do you believe is the greatest creative achievement of all time?

Drunk= drug addict

>Purge chink.
>Economy dies.
>China invades.
>Amurika shitpost you and ban your whatsapp.

Do it, faggot.

>Try to make her jealous, user. Get a gf
Jealous? She'll probably pinch my cheeks and say "Naks! may ganyan ka na ha!" (Oh! You do, do those kinds of stuff too, I see) and support me by telling me good Diskarte (moves) on my GF.


>I'll be rooting you, so good luck user!
;-;

if i ever have a daughter, ill rape her all day lol

>high human development index

Dance pretending youre playing a guitar to a song there is no guitar is my favorite form.

Its a complete waste of time in a college level
4years of CAT in highschool would be more effective

Meh, dead chink is dead chink

>actual discussion

I beleieve child pron in animes should be legal. I blive in amos yee!

Cwts should be trained as a emergency response team

both alcohol and narcotics are harmful substances. war against alcoholics + nationwide alcohol ban when?

Kek

>I beleieve child pron in animes should be legal
This desu

>4chans
>not animes
>>>/reddit/
No, you.

t. Amos Yee

Dutdut likes the MILF and nur so its no seceret

Visit muh youtubes, user! I are e-celeb, big deal!

>sharia laws
>bad

pick one

lurk moar faggot

This is why I don't really feel safe in our meme war on drugs

youtube.com/watch?v=cuxXx3FUFqo

Here's your fedora.

Achieving my imouto route is too hard mang. I can't do it right now, since I live in Australia and I've got no idea where she's off to.

Psycho Passu cums tu mind for me, mainly because it does some lip service to philosophy and sociology

gmanetwork.com/news/story/576252/news/ulatfilipino/pulis-kritikal-matapos-barilin-daw-ng-nanlaban-na-hinihinalang-pusher/just_in

>be a cop
>listen to news
>'nanlaban is just a meme'
>arrest a yellowcuck drug pusher
>yellowcucks really do nanlaban
>get shot
explain this yellowcucks

I don't know what happened but was supposed to be my reply to you.

Why is Pepe suddenly a God now? What did I fucking miss?

Its a glorified fraternity really with nothing but pleb tier parades and hazzing

>nanlaban
What does it mean?

I-I wonder why I'm even paying attention to you >~

he acts like he's demon possessed

or mentally ill.

abc.net.au/news/2016-06-12/philippines-gets-taste-of-duterte-anti-crime-war/7503474

Trump a best.
>Under Superintendent Modequillo's Oplan RODY, more than 100 adults deemed to be drunk or disorderly were detained and given the option of doing 40 push ups at the police station or a fine and a short prison stint. All chose the former.

...

he needs a haircut and a gym membership. how would you singaporeans feel if he represents the singaporean people as a whole?

The police deserve it
Nanlaban always seem so unlikely in the first place

His video about Lee Kuan Yew is way worse

The one who went violent first

if a person is nanlaban, that means he resisted or fought back or went violent

>""""Boy""""

I would gay march proudly with 1000 fedora

And the cycle continue

>t. druggie

He is a Singaporean in a nutshell

fought back

Nigga, "nanlaban" isn't a meme. I live in one of the more undesirable places in Baguio, like 5-8 people have been shot in just this area already, hell there was a time when they were killed right in front of out place and another next block, literally only seconds apart.

Vigilantes are everywhere. Hell, just being associated with drugs could get you killed now.

sg.news.yahoo.com/hpg-joins-nbi-probe-killing-000000973.html

So police are as incompetent in the provinces