Putting anything at all into your tea or coffee

>putting anything at all into your tea or coffee

What about a straw?

>his tea isn't 50% milk with a heap of sugar sitting at the bottom

>putting coffee or tea into your hot water

Yeah man, I only drink boiled water or eat coffee beans

Anything else is for fucking pussies and there should be capital punishment

This, basically. If you like coffee, you drink coffee. Go later to lick the sugar pot or some dick's milk if you're into that.

>why yes, i do take my coffee black

>putting hot water into your coffee

I swallow a tablespoon of grounds and I'm out the door.

>if you like chicken, you should just eat chicken
>why bother with putting any sauce or flavouring on it

>he puts sugar in his coffee when he could be taking a bite of pastry and then sipping black coffee

>Drinking coffee through a straw

How is drinking black coffee something fedora-tier?

>he's not a white girl

You edgy tryhards probably detest people who put salt or pepper on their food too, don't you?

Coffee must be black.

Sugary, creamy treats can contain coffee, but they are no longer coffee.

Tea should be brewed at room temp in the sun, and drank as such.

Dunkin Donuts a shit, Tim Horton's is better.

If it is food I cooked and they didn't taste it first, yes I will be a bit butt frustrated.

>sugar
>not honey

Friendly reminder not to buy that see through syrup honey
They just make it very hot to try and pretend it's spring honey, ruining it in the process

you're really dumb if you drink tea straight

its literally boiled leaves

LEAVES

>How is drinking black coffee something fedora-tier?
Black coffee tastes foul, only fedoralords and only old men with decayed tastebuds drink it black because they think it makes them look sophisticated.

I can KIND OF understand people who drink their tea without any milk or sugar, but that's not really my thing.

I put ur moms pussy juice, nothing personnel kid

>no milk
>no sugar
>I drink it as black as my wife's bull

>Black coffee tastes foul

Drink better coffee, pleb.

>He doesn't realise that some teas are specifically selectively bred for consumption with milk

That's walking into autistic numale territory

You might as well start talking to everyone about craft beer or how your vinyls are so much better

It's all the same, but this is the one I usually buy because it's most often on sale.

Being an autistic numale ain't so bad as long you are getting laid at the same time. Don't knock it til you try it.

Out of all the things that are subjective, taste is the most so, you cuntshit.

Instant coffee can be good, but to say it's the same as a good cup of brewed coffee is simply not true. They only become similar when dump a bunch of sugar and milk/creamer in there.

I drink those without milk too. I'm drinking one right now. The only time I will put a little milk and sugar in is in the evenings once in a while to drink it as a desert.

But what if you can get laid without doing any of that

Why the fuck would anyone buy tea that requires an extra preperation process?!

There's nothing wrong with that intrinsically, but it's just an inferior taste, especially with something malty like Assam. It's like you could put milkshake powder in water and it would still taste of chocolate, but you're missing an important part

what is it about coffee and languages that bring out the autism in everyone

As a Russian I thought you'd understand the pleasure of making tea as an experience, clearly not

>i drink coffee

You don't do those things to get laid, you do them because they are fun.

Just buy good tea, add water, and enjoy the tea in it's purist form for a fucking experience.

>someone from another country tries talking about tea

coffee is good for making poo poos early in the day

Adding sugar makes coffee taste disgusting, you pleb. Bittersweet is not a good flavor unless it's dark chocolate.

Which, btw, is a top-tier, patrician's choice complement to a cup of strong black coffee. And if you have a pipe with dark chocolate and coffee, oh fuck lad, that is nirvana.

we like to eat biscuits or cake with our tea, so that's why i think we prefer milky tea as it goes better with sweet than bitter black tea does.

3 sugars and 3 creams

You mad?

Do brits drink green tea with milk as well?

De gustibus non est disputandum.

But some tea is meant to go with milk

>a pipe

No, why would we do that, I think you're spasticated m8

We don't drink green tea, it's almost as disgusting as coffee.

I went into my post knowing full well the response I would get, and I chose to martyr myself for the memes.

Still tastes delicious tho

looks like a bong lmao

>beer? No thanks, I don't drink alcohol

It's delicious and nutritious

I agree

If you had a Chinese flag your comment would be relevant.

But Hans, why you mad tho? Let the people have their vices.

Dis nigga knows what's up.

You sound like a complete faggot. I bet you live in the west coast

>t. chang who puts fucking SALT and TAPIOCA in his tea

I always drink 3 black cups of Evergood in the morning.

>tfw you unironically don't drink
I never developed a taste for alcohol even after years and years of trying to.

woah dude this guy drinks his coffee black. a real man right here.

You clearly haven't just drunk enough

no one likes the taste of alcohol. no one. they just want to look cool. alcohol tastes like shit. you just drink it to get drunk.

t. underage

see this? people pretend to like alcohol to feel adult, because they didn't develop maturity in real ways. I have been drinking since 14, I am 23 and I still think alcohol tastes like garbage.

Then stop drinking garbage. Or you know, taste is subjective.

I used to drink a fair bit when I was at uni, but I always hated the taste. The only alcohol I like is Bailey's in coffee or licor 43 mixed with milk.

hot chocolate master race

I hate chicken though, it tastes like shit without sauce or spices.

This, but not necessarily pastry. Chocolate works so much better, also dark chocolate + espresso is godmode

>I don't like X
>everyone who does is a fedora and/or cuck

adding milk in your coffee can destroy your intestinal flora tho.

Well I don't care, tell that to those who add milk, I drink it without milk because I like it that way.

woops, I misunderstood your point. Sorry.

Good, I want those damn spruces outta there

If you prefer your shit liquid, It's your problem bro :^)

citation

some drinks do taste good, but they are the minority

you need to seek them out and never drink anything else

that's the secret

>the taste of alcohol is gross! I like coca cola because it's not a scary unfamiliar flavour

like what? scotch? scotch is shit. people pay hundreds of dollars of liquid diarrhea in a bottle. they could get the same drunkness from a 10 dollar vodka.

I regret having to share any commodities with you.

>what are mixed drinks + the wide world of beer of every kind imaginable

I'm not suggesting you drink hard liquor straight for enjoyment, I don't do that either

Today's alcohol of the day is peach lambic

Unironically started putting butter in my tea recently

It's dank

Why do Americans eat so much butter?

It hardly even tastes like anything

>not drinking coffe with milk or tea with milk or lemon and sugar
kys

>he doesn't put orange peels and spice in his coffee

I don't know. I never used to put it on anything. Now I get some butter from grass fed cattle and it tastes breddy good to be honest, also used to work on a farm and made some tasty butter there as well. Generic supermarket butter tastes like trash though, would rather use olive oil in its place if anything

Can't speak for my fellow Amerilards because the more I learn about them it seems that I eat a somewhat different diet than them for some reason

>instant coffee
Kill yourself.

>not putting butter and sugar in your coffee

I used to detest the taste of plain coffee. But this hipster friend of mine gave me some coffee he himself had ground from ecological beans. Gotta admit, it was pretty delicious. I buy that shit incognito nowadays.

That's just simply incorrect. It is through the shitty youthful experiences with alcohol that one gets to appreciate the different taste and nuances.

>be 16 through 20
>drink shitty mixers, cheap beers and ciders etc
>get terrible hangovers feel shit
>refine your process
>stop drinking jack and splash a bit more on say glenfiddich
>ohthisisactuallynice.png
>have it on ice instead of with shitty coke because it is objectively better
>rinse repeat until you become a high-functioning alcoholic

There's more to drinking than getting drunk burger

lemon

What is wrong with burgers? This lack of alcohol appreciation is disgusting.

If your first life lesson from your father did not include:
1. How to drink
2. What to drink and what you can mix
3. When to stop drinking

then your family has failed you as a unit and you are not a true westerner. Kys now you fat autistic shit