omdurman edition
/brit/
Ethan Adams
Logan Brooks
found a new method lads
Jack Rivera
How long could I stay in copenhagen before getting bored?
I have about 10 days of free time. Where should I go from there?
What are the chances I pull a norwegian qt? (I'm a handsome 6'3 normie that usually can pull)
Julian Sullivan
This tranny is pretty qt
Thomas Campbell
nigel
Cameron Gray
>it's a "Tim hears voices from his teddy bears" episode
Ayden Turner
they've been together for 6 years now
Evan Gray
...
Juan Price
killing me softly with his song
Elijah Hill
do brits play guitar?
Logan Russell
>page 4 nu in prime-time janitorial hours
maniac
Cooper Foster
would I be correct in thinking you (have a method)?
Carter Miller
Season of migration to the north
David Roberts
mummy and daddy on holiday next week and i've booked the week off work
how should I make the most of this time?
Wyatt Gutierrez
Churchill should have fucking died there t b h
Caleb Evans
not in a while
still got the strat lying around though
who are your favourite guitarists?
Alexander Hernandez
the gf plays bass, not me though
Ian Gonzalez
Havin a haggis supper and a tin of irn bru for din-dins lads
Josiah Long
Blacjack, hookers and cocaine
Jack Hernandez
stay in bed and shitpost all day
Evan Perez
janny only deletes threads he doesn't like
Matthew Thompson
wow rude
Lincoln Anderson
Tim plays the guitar.
He's actually the best guitarist in the country.
Jackson Green
>He still lives with his parents past the age of 20
Would've honestly fucking offed myself by now. Literally can't even imagine it.
Easton Jackson
Colton White
jimi hendrix \m/
Kayden Smith
any of yous play binding of isaac much or nah?
Jackson Anderson
must have a pretty shit imagination
Levi Moore
>Blackjack
might have a game or 2 of cards with the lads
>hookers
n-no
>cocaine
will defo get a cheeky half in at some point
Logan Diaz
You're right, I should move out into a single guy's flat and pay shitloads of bills and rent that I can't afford.
There's a distinct lack of affordable housing in this country you fuckwit.
Jose Parker
gf just telnetted me this
Justin Nelson
>be spanish
>?????
Jason Rodriguez
need a new method
Nolan Turner
>Leicester city getting blasted 3-0
lmao. this was the best team in england?
Connor Campbell
Only 2 (two) more days of wageslavery left for the week.
Liam Smith
>>Blackjack
>might have a game or 2 of cards with the lads
>>hookers
>n-no
Gay?
Kayden Turner
good response
bad response
do not feed the yank the bitter vitriol their country thrives on
Aaron Green
mad how the french had an internet 10 years before everyone else
Eli Reyes
It was a weird year, we're not really sure what happened.
Noah Thomas
i find it a bit creepy that MILF is the most popular porn search term in Italy
when italians have a notoriously strong relationship with their mothers
Joshua Morris
How do you pull if you live with your parents? None of my yank friends live with their parents, you're looked down upon here if you do it past about 22
Ethan Peterson
but muh strong family ties
nah seriously i bantered the hell out of the spics last year for this, they all live at mummies when they're at uni, jokes 2bh fám
Juan Rogers
no just not a billionaire, shagged a whore before it's a waste of money
more likely to try and tempt a girl to come round (for free)
Gabriel Butler
show some fucking respect
Ryder Cruz
it was pretty swank at the time, the closest we came was ceefax and desu that was considered an essential tool for life.
Cameron Robinson
MILF isn't necessarily their own mother, it just means any +25 woman who's attractive
Connor Morales
Tyler Parker
pointless nathan rothschild war tbqh
Mason Carter
it's 3-1 now and ignore the yanks
Tyler Brown
italy makes a lot of taboo porn though
Dominic Scott
what is it in iceland
Adam Ross
had a really nice swim lads.
Isaiah Nelson
Would you have joined?
Justin Allen
best frogpost i've ever seen
Jordan Flores
*sits on my leather chesterfield chair by a crackling log fireplace*
*sips on my brown alcoholic liquor in a fancy glass*
*opens the financial times newspaper*
*makes various small noises that signal my approval at the facts and figures displayed within the columns before me*
mhmmm yes, ah quite interesting hmm yes quite the development there
Christopher Harris
shame you didn't drown
Ayden Thomas
>be Britain
>need to weaken Germany who is getting too powerful again
>invade Iraq
>devastate the place
>leave Jihadis in control
>same again in Libya
>said Jihadis invade Syria during Arab Spring
>back "moderates" in Syria who are just Jihadis
>Germany has to step up and take them in since they're the most powerful country in the Eurozone
>make a quick exit from the EU
Did we just troll Germany hard lads?
Aaron Reyes
>isn't necessarily their own mother
i know, but i still feel that it might be linked
Aaron Robinson
well there's a girl at work, way out of my league
never really paid any attention to her, due to me being realistic and knowing I have little chance so no ever bothered.
anyway, she came over today and started talking to me and I could tell she was into me
been there for like 4-5 months and I've never even spoke to her before, bit weird how all of a sudden she comes over and starts following me about
>women
Henry Hughes
hope no one ever looks in the archives for my pictures
Mason Cooper
Yea lad
Carter Bell
This is the first tranny I've found attractive
Jose Reed
bit rude lad. might drown myself now to teach you a lesson.
Brayden Smith
good choice tbf
Brandon Roberts
no you did it because Pozzdaddy America told you to and you're a good boy
Adrian Diaz
samefag that can't handle a little banter
Christian Perry
Walked 23 miles on Monday and my legs are still knacked and I got midgey-bitten to fuck.
Never go outdoors lad.
Isaac Rogers
play hey there delilah
Benjamin Brooks
this lad got the memo
Nicholas Kelly
*scampers along my well-worn route behind the skirting boards, pausing to look through every crack*
*spies someone reading the paper*
heheheh.....
*dashes out of the crack*
*skitters across the floor, jumps and bites the financial times out of your hands*
*scurries away beneath a floorboard*
Julian Campbell
We embarrassed ourselves in Iraq mate, don't think it was our intention to completely fail tactically and strategically.
Cooper Jackson
no i would have stayed home and verbally shitposted through radio signals
Aiden Green
Walked 23 miles on Tuesday and my legs are still knacked and I got midgey-bitten to fuck.
Never go outdoors lad.
Leo Barnes
play holy wars...the punishment due
Liam Baker
you're nothing but a pawn to the Jew
nothing to proud of
Samuel Hernandez
>way out of my league
pics
Jeremiah Rivera
You've got 477 miles to go lad
then another 500 miles after that
Carter Gomez
Iceland and teen
Ryan Adams
Going to go for a 22:04:39 Alanpost tonight.
Julian Gomez
Don't know those songs 2bh
Jackson Walker
@461
intentionally trying to annoy people =/= banter
Ian Peterson
anticipating this rumoured Alanpost
Dylan Price
BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
Zachary Lee
it's like fucking babestation on my voicemail
Brody Gray
>Walked 23 miles on Tuesday
that's a lot
Jason Bennett
heading to work
*dons trilby and leaves*
Logan Collins
gonna post monty don at 22:03 tonight lads
Jaxon Gonzalez
I run 5 miles through the countryside every day. Being an outdoor skelly is not a bad feel desu.
Kayden Morgan
Bath city was a nice city lads.
Mason Johnson
Posting my monthly post.
I only post once per month.
Here it comes...
poo
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
Adam Fisher
bbc.co.uk
jesus christ how awkward
Andrew Morales
>Alexis Texas is the most common porn search in Britain
Matthew Miller
...
Wyatt Ross
Sebastian Sanchez
might fuck off
Easton Moore
Need to move some old stuff but never used eBay before.
Should I just go to cash converters or is the eBay headache worth it?
Carter Walker
need a gf from the NW 2bh
Jace Powell
mighty dong
Jaxon Evans
oh dear
Nathaniel Gray
Italy is full of nonces and people with mummy issues, there's no middle ground.