Jesus Christ, programming must be so fucking comfy. I'm an early career [music] academic but sometimes I just long to sit and program for hours at a computer and earn monies for it. I just know nothing about it.
Is programming really as comfy as it is in my head?
Yes, if you enjoy it
programming private comfy projects in your room with coffee and no pants. yes
programming boring shit at some non cubicle noisy office with boss hanging over yo,u is NOT comfy and stressful as any other job.
maybe nice programming job is out there. but i have no found it yet
NO
Fair point. Maybe freelance programming is the way to go, if such a thing even exists.
Any comfy market gets saturated to the point it isn't.
#include
main() {
printf("You're a faggot"\n)
return 0;
}
Programming can make you want to kill yourself. Try bash your head against a problem that is 100% expected of you and everyone is relying on you for hours with zero progress. And it's not like you can just try harder and get it done
for programming to be comfy you'd need to either be a masochist or a naturally gifted person
>Is programming really as comfy as it is in my head?
It's comfy in that you can get a job and don't have to live off of your parents or work at a fast food joint while still having to pay off your student loans from studying music.
>Is programming really as comfy as it is in my head?
Some people like programming and some people don't. The only way you will know whether you like programming is to try it. And no, it's not about being paid to sit in front of a computer -- you have to think really hard. It's not a job for brainlets.
>It's not a job for brainlets
Then why I am sitting here wading through a fuckin spaghetti code base written by brainlets?
Brainlet test v1
#include
main() {
int brainlet;
puts("Enter your IQ here: ");
scanf("%d", &brainlet);
print("Our algorithm has determined that you are a brainlet."\n);
return 0;
}
how do you people manage to mess up 7 lines of code?
How?
No.
I am a developer for a webhost, I work with LAMP stacks and everything you enjoy about coding will be incorporated into regimes so they can suck the most thought energy from your head per penny as possible.
You'll be working in a team most likely, meaning some type of agile/scrum/waterfall shit will be at play to break down the workload into traceable pieces that are usually less predictable than they first appear. This way they can track when your behind and cut you out of the picture if you're not producing the code they want.
I havent done freelance and I'm not sure if Id like it more, but most signs aside from stability point to yes.
Brainlet test v2
#include
main() {
int brainlet;
puts("Enter your IQ here: ");
scanf("%d", &brainlet);
printf("Our algorithm has determined that you are a brainlet."\n);
return 0;
}
>how do I C
gcc -o brainlet.exe brainlet.c
I like programming dogs.
You can program them to either sit or stand
>.exe
Also put the \n inside the quotes brainlet
>exe
Beware of falling for the homework trap -- that is, the idea that what you do for homework will be the same as what you do in an actual job. As a given subject becomes more abstract (e.g. physics, math, compsci), it's very likely to fall into this trap.
what's a comfy job i can get as a CS major?
pls go and stay go shitposter-kun
barista in a quiet area
Not funny and also several syntax errors.
Consider suicide.
Works as intended though, it says it on the fucking screen, it has determined you are a brainlet.
Brainlet test v3, check changelog for added features
#include
main() {
int brainlet;
puts("Enter your IQ here: ");
scanf("%d", &brainlet);
printf("Our algorithm has determined that you are a brainlet.\n Number of dicks your mother has sucked post-marriage: %d");
return 0;
}
seriously, just run the fucking code, nigga
You'd have to be a wintard or something not to be able to quickly test your shit before you post it.
>programming must be so fucking comfy
Only if you're working in personal projects. Programming is one of the most stressful things you can do if you work for Mr. Shekelberg.
I want to program personal projects and work in sysadmin/networking for shekelberg
is this good choice?
Brainlet test v3.1-hotfix
#include
main() {
int brainlet;
puts("Enter your IQ here: ");
scanf("%d", &brainlet);
printf("Our algorithm has determined that you are a brainlet.\n Number of dicks your mother has sucked post-marriage: %d", &brainlet);
return 0;
}
Just learn C
It's better than being a code monkey. I never worked as a sysadmin though, but I hope you have solid CLI skills.
It's pretty comfy to log in to a shell session for a few hours and hack together a program. It makes you feel like a cyberpunk warrior and distracts you from the fact your life is a meaningless husk where nobody cares if you live or die.
i hate that guy
He hates you too.
"Ugh, that smelly fat nerd with his 'opinions' in my room again..."
Brainlet test Final Release RTM
#include
main() {
int brainlet;
puts("Enter your IQ here: ");
scanf("%d", &brainlet);
printf("Our algorithm has determined that you are a brainlet.\n")
printf("Number of dicks your mother has sucked post-marriage: %d", &brainlet);
return 0;
}
What have you learned from this OP? Does this look comfy to you? Coding, compiling, bugs come out, fix, compile again, etc.
Think if this would be fine for you and think about the stress it causes.
I think I'm going to apply for a medium-skill junior position and work towards a management position.
Those guys seem to do fuck all aside from writing emails, making documents and chatting up HR in the kitchen.
i knew it, he always seemed like he was acting fake-happy to see me
>&brainlet
No you FUCKING nignog.
It's comfy if you actually know the damn language, unlike this shitposter.
import sys
def brainlet():
return ["kill yourself" for each in range(sys.maxint) if True]
You = brainlet()
>not getting why I made those posts
Turns out you guys are actually brainlets.
my wife reina is so cute
>your
>wife
> segmentation fault
Isn't scanf("%d", &n); valid?
>
I'll explain for brainlets:
I wanted to give OP a taste of what it means to program, that is, mistakes, bugs, recompiling and repeat.
You should be able to tell that these mistakes aren't something someone who comes here would make.
More stress than comfy. You are constantly learning to keep up, constantly fighting with coworkers for raises, constantly fighting with TPMs on schedule and constantly fighting with management retardation. Then once you fight enough they think you are senior and throw you don't in front of some noobies who will bleed you dry with stupid questions and you won't be able to work on what you need to do.
Then you will be so stressed that you won't have time to work on projects to move your career forward and get stuck in your Enterprise job because you got caught in the "comfy trap" which is really burnout and not achieving anything that makes it seem even remotely comfy. Finally you quit from depression or get fired, either way you are unemployable and then you go bankrupt.
Normally your wife or family would help bail you out until you got back on your feet but you chose the most autistic career path so chances are you have neither, and so you die alone.
Stick with music, were full.
Optimized your meido by 240 bytes.
Stop posting this picture you dirty degenerate sack of shit, pornography isn't allowed on blue boards.
I missed this meme
>what it means to program, that is, mistakes, bugs, recompiling and repeat.
That really isn't what it means to program. For one thing programming is not a solved problem, and your notion that programming is writing linear text files and then compiling was outdated by the late 70s. You call others brainlets but you're a brainlet yourself.
It's Sunday, if you are working now you are either remote at home or don't have an adult job.
t-thanks, i guess
IIRC rules apply every day of the week, reported btw.
> It was merely an act
I don't know what favor of meme are you trying to imply here, but yes you code on text editors, making "text" files you could say, and you compile things. And no, it wasn't outdated by the late 70s. Try killing yourself.
An elaborate and intrincate act of rusery aiming at bayanging your bangers.
>Any comfy market gets saturated to the point it isn't.
/thread
OP can be unemployable in two fields. Follow your dreams!
>pornography
It's just some spaghetti bro calm down.
People have some weird-ass fetishes.
>I don't know what favor of meme are you trying to imply here, but yes you code on text editors, making "text" files you could say, and you compile things. And no, it wasn't outdated by the late 70s.
>what is smalltalk
I tried to compile this and it gave a negative value as a result
You could say some one... ate her out.
Accurate, but nice programming jobs are not hard to find. It's just that most of them don't pay well compared to average in the region. I took a $10k pay cut last year to get a 100% comfier job and I have no regrets.
#include
int main(void)
{
write(1, "learn to code retard\n", 21);
return (0);
}
>main
>{
>code
>}
Consider jumping out of your window.
Norm.
(Missing the 4 spaces indentation)