Why would you want to work as a programmer in 2017?

Why would you want to work as a programmer in 2017?

Imagine being the lead dev and getting fired by HR for being too "abusive" and "creepy" in your code reviews with female employees.

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Because you can be your own boss, or work in a decent company

Maybe you should stop reading stormfront at work and stop abusing women in code reviews if you want to keep your job. I don't really see how this ruins the industry.

>reddit
fuck off already, I ain't reading that wall of shit

He should have been more like my kind of autism where nobody else even matters, which makes it easy to get along with anyone.

Good, it's a nightmare to work with low functioning autists. It doesn't matter how good you are at your job otherwise, you make everything so much more difficult if you lack the most basic social skills.

Because I have really good job security where I work.

It's not because I'm so good at it, it's because the job is so shitty nobody else will do it. They spent a year looking for a second guy to take on some of the workload, and when they finally found one, he quit after 2 months. I dialed down my productivity to 25% of when I started (and actually gave a shit about the job) and they still praise me for keeping the company afloat.

Fake news, some copy paste story.

What do you do?

This. And converting to Judaism wouldn't hurt either.

>and stop abusing women in code reviews

Extra mean in code reviews means that he's not letting them get away with submitting complete shit. The fact that they went through HR instead of his manager over that proves the point.

Good god this makes me angry. He literally did nothing wrong, was just socially awkward. They got a guy fired for being socially awkward and possibly having a different political opinion.

And it's not like he wrote a memo about it or argued with them or anything. They literally just caught him reading MRA stuff. Who the fuck cares?

And they are cheering her on. "You go girl! Get that creep fired! Girl power!" I normally think Sup Forumssters overreact to sjw stuff. But this is fucking scary. This could have happened to me or one of my friends.

what's your job?

embedded software for a niche device. the pay isn't even good, but I get to shitpost 90% of the day and nobody says anything.

What device?
How much are you getting paid?

What's trollxchromosomes?

Sup Forums is right and trying to want you guys. This guy was literally fired for not bending over and licking their cunts, and for not being an entertaining clown for them (hurr doesn't smile). Think about this when you tell people to get back to Sup Forums. Your call.

I don't want to say since it's the type of shit that's only made by like 5 companies in the whole world, and the others ones probably also employ just a few software engineers.

Admittedly, it's way below average, though very livable for the area I'm located in (I save half my salary, even though I eat out for pretty much every meal).

>take care of your body so you don't look like a creep and females won't instinctively hate you for being so repulsive
>be objective in your code reviews, stay away from writing anything that may seem abusive
Solved your problem.

Just give a ballpark on salary comeon

Lol, good job at pointing this out. That means it's a circlejerk sub. This is a joke.

The virgin "brogrammer" vs The Stacy coder

Just look up "average CS graduate salary" and deduct like 10k, believe me when I tell you it sucks, but they're okay with like 4hrs/week worth of productivity

>average CS graduate salary
Why couldn't you just say "$50k"?

Because he is still going to be able to get paid well at his next job.
People are dying without decent programmers involved in their business.
Now lets get back on track and discuss on how to get better at what we do?

>He literally did nothing wrong, was just socially awkward.
Tbh I kinda feel like he was legit rude to women, and wasn't just socially awkward, and he was caught writing comments on an "MRA site" during work, he really shouldn't have done that. I think both parties are in the wrong here, the woman is a vindictive bitch, and the guy is the typical woman-hating incel.

literally just be a tranny. HR can't fire you for shit or else you can just bitch about how they aren't supporting your "diverse" ass.

If the women start bullying me i will bring a glock and a death wish.
fuck em >:^|

>he was caught writing comments on an "MRA site" during work

Each story but visit MRA site is fake.

damn I had no idea other people were making that little...
it's actually a little more than that number minus 10k, it's more between 45k and 50k
I'm looking for a better job, but it's hard to stay motivated on the job hunt when you have one that pays you more than enough to live the kind of life you want while requiring very little actual work

bait thread

>CS graduate salary $50k

you can hire a CTO or Team lead for less from a 3rd world country

Once the neo-communism has blown over, someone needs to write a book about how they survived the cancer in the tech industry.

Someday Sup Forums will finally snap and go full 1488. Then Sup Forums-Sup Forums cross-over will run rampant.

You an already start to see this happen on Sup Forums. Soon we will have technocratic nazis and the world will be one step closer to utopia.

God I fucking HATE

a good salary in my country is 10k and that's the top 2%

Neogaf exodus will fuck Sup Forums next months.

Agree'd, but Sup Forums isn't correct about everything.
However they do seem to fact themselves efficiently, for the most part.

fact check*

Not wanting to get fired for being socially awkward is a long fucking way from being a nazi. Go back to /r/eddit.

good. fresh meat >:^)

>One of our friends glanced over at his screen and saw his was browsing an MRA site and read the com.ents he was writing in detail without him noticing
Do you even know the name of a single MRA site, never mind the layout? They clearly made that story up to get him fired.

Not in this world.

He went about this in a really stupid way. If he was that autistic, he could have just told HR he was disabled and he would have gotten away with all of this shit.

>Your code is shit.
>Better tell on your reviewer to HR!
>He's just a virgin autist anyway.

This is what holes actually think.

Oh, come on. He wrote something on a MRA site. So what? It's not like he wrote a rant to kill all the women or something. The problem is that anything can be potentially "rude" to women. We are at the point where a woman can decide that she was raped after consensual sex 3 years later. Meanwhile, this guy simply didn't smile and ignored women.

i'm sorry but autism is only preffered by the SJW vultures so long as it is autism they agree with. IT it's an autistic "wommen have cootes" type, then fuck him.

Truly normies are the real monsters of this world. I really fucking hope Kim launches those nukes.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

As it should be.

What about those women most likely going on Tumblr and Facebook during work?

I think it's very unlikely he was actually rude to them. Women can't handle criticism like men can and take it personally. On top of that their code probably was shit if they are just diversity hires.

As far as one word answers to women, that's just how socially awkward low status guys are. I did that in High School because I just had zero self confidence or social skills back then. Social anxiety disorder is living life on hard mode, and the last thing I need is attacks from self centered bitches.

And who gives a shit about MRA sites? Half of liberal redditors have been into MRA stuff. It's not like he was visiting Sup Forums, (not that it should be any of their damn business even if he was!)

>using a script to rename a git branch
Seriously?

Coding an AI HR to put HR faggots on the curb should be a national prioritt. Prove me wrong

>mfw git pull origin mistress

Thing is, if the guy was ugly and smiled a lot when around women, he'd probably be reported anyway. He'd probably be seen as a creep of sorts. Women get triggered all the time.

>hey I had really good project on github, I apply my knowledge on social justice.
>t. I need put thing on my C.V

maybe you should go fuck yourself
nobody is abusing women you stupid fuck.

that post is a month old, but there's tons of people telling OP off in the comments

reddit.com/r/TrollXChromosomes/comments/71iw2e/after_about_a_month_of_complaining_to_hr_with/

>TrollXChromosomes
hmmm...... HMMMMMMMMM..............

jesus fuck this world has gone insane. i really really really didn't want to agree with Sup Forums....but i'm starting to agree with them more and more as i see shit like this. everything has changed so god damned fast since i was in my 20s. everyone has gone insane.

HAHA look at this faggot
go finger yourself

you're not fooling anyone Sup Forumscuck

i'm being completely genuine...just six months ago i was fucking disgusted with shit on Sup Forums. but everything has been amped up to 11 even since then. i don't fucking agree with the christfags on there, or the "everyone but white people are subhuman" shit.....but i'm stuck in this position where everything has become one side or the other. one side who is completely insane, hates me and wants me to die for being a white dude, then the other side who is also a little bit insane, but in the end they're on my side. that's the dilemma i've been having. if push comes to shove and shit gets serious, i know which side has my back. i know it's shitty thinking, but if it ever comes down to life or death survival, i'm gonna pick the nazi dudes over screaming hordes of leftists who want me dead. i can understand if you think if i'm shilling for Sup Forums, but i'm honestly just putting my true thoughts out there.

im a brown guy and i almost believe in the "everyone but white people are subhuman" shit.

.... immigrants at work and in my community have done this to themselves. They never behave like normal humans.

Let's hope so that would be amazing. We hold the power in this new world and using it for good would be great

>I'm a brown guy
POO

We need to remove women from the workplace and send them all home.

>im a brown guy and i almost believe in the "everyone but white people are subhuman" shit.
Me too my fellow brown friend. I just want to live my life in peace in a civilized country.

Yeah even in her home territory the OP is not welcome. Good thing everyone recognizes how full of shit she is

much like putting on deodorant, you gotta fake your persona.
too bad some autists can't figure that out.

>hurt durr suddenly Sup Forums was right because of this one outlier
Dude read the reddit thread. Everyone disagrees with her. There will always be crazy people who shit on everyone's day because of some dumb politics but this is uncommon and not representative of how most people (or leftists for that matter) operate

I wanna work abroad

Pretty much everyone shitted on OP. Perhaps redit is not that bad

>outlier
So tech companies finally don't care about diversity and are no longer massive leftists? What a relief.

only in a sane company that employs people because they can do the job not because they are women niggers or trans

As a chink I can just blame my culture for these mannerisms and call the accuser racist. Must suck being white.

tbqh, being a autistic foreigner is probably way worse.

But it's without doubt that nowadays it's better to be a good-looking/charismatic subhuman then a autistic white

I wouldn't want ot work as a programmer specifically to avoid all the uber creepy shit tier autist nerds who think they have the right to make sexually lewd and discriminatory jokes in a professional setting, then bitch about SJWs when they realize there's consequences for their actions.

I'm not even a foreigner. I've lived in the U.S since I was 3. But the moment anyone tries to blame me for something I always play the immigrant card.

I used foreigner as non-white

> But the moment anyone tries to blame me for something I always play the immigrant card.
I would do the same tbqh, even thou i disagree with it.

If i immigrated to USA i would pull the hispanic card, even thou i am Portuguese. I'm even a bit swarthy.

I seriously hope none of you guys actually act like this

Honestly, im a pretty proud poo. I'm very well educated in the culture, religion, and languages. It's all great but once Indians come to a western country they go FULL monkey status.

They come here and all they see is the 50 to 1 money ratio and MONEY MONEY MONEY!!! RIP EVERYONE OFF AND CHEAT THE SYSTEM JUST FOR ANOTHER DOLLER!!!

Makes the whole community very toxic. I moved into a small white farming town and got a remote dev job. So much happier now.

Its less about poo vs whites. It is more about settled down 5th generation white dude just tryna get by and have a good life with his family vs a 1st generation brown guy trying to make a million dollars in this new land because his parents back home in India think gold grows here or something.

I think this applies to most immigrants not just indians

FUCK I redditspaced. on pone...looked longer.
kill me thanks

fuck off jew

suck a dick bitch

>poo
>reddit spacing
>phone posting
3 strikes and you're out

how do you play the immigrant card? I'm a foreigner here and would like to use it cause people kept use it against me and bully me

The first rule of dealing with women in the work force is to lie.
Just make shit up.
If a woman tells you to smile or some shit like "you should smile more!", tell her you were raised by Satanists who beat you when ever you smiled.
If she persists, go to HR with the same story and complain about her triggering your ptsd.

Also make up stories about how your best friend in some foreign country was just killed by wild monkeys whenever someone complains to you about anything.

If HR gives you shit about making up stories, tell them its just a coping mechanism for dealing with all the abuse from your Satanist parents. Then file a complaint against them.

youtu.be/GvD3CHA48pA

OP, you are incredibly homosexual.
Instead of being a pessimistic little shit, open your eyes and become an opportunist.

With women being used as codemonkeys, taught only with shitty "code bootcamps", and being generally low-functioning logic-wise, on top of it all, they will be creating code with PRE-FABRICATED BLOCKS, visual programming languages.
Don't be an idiot and see profits to be made:
>shitty code = shitty security
>shitty security = shittons of vulnerabilities
>become cybersecurity expert and advisor
>earn 200+ grand a year from telling bullshit to dumb roasties
???
PROFIT.

>im a brown guy and i almost believe in the "everyone but white people are subhuman" shit.

Cuck

This, outsourcing to India and more women programming means job security for me.

>implying we're the good guys
lol, user do your research.

But it doesn't have to be this way.

Programming does not have to be industrialized.

He didn't make sexual remarks or discriminatory jokes. It sounds like he just tried to avoid them as much as possible and they still threw a fit.

In any case women calling men "creepy" is usually just a codeword for unattractive. The same out of line behavior and remarks would be completely fine if chad did it. It's not like programmers do it more than anyone else either. The really socially retarded ones mostly avoid women like the guy in OP.

Shoo Jew shoo

That's brilliant. But I am compulsively honest. My satanist parents beat me if I ever lied about anything.

>lie my way through a career
no thanks, i find that immoral. I would rather be homeless.

Why would you want to do anything in 2017? Their cancer is not just limited to the tech industry. Just take the boy scouts for example. They want to apply their stupid ideology everywhere

>boyscouts
they got them too? Is there not a single precious artifact of my childhood they will leave untouched?
youtube.com/watch?v=sPbjPOgRtyA

Honestly anyone who is still a virgin at 23 should be jailed. 100% future school shooter, might as well lock him up early.

Yes haven't you heard? girls can now join the boy scouts