What is the best drug to do when you program?

What is the best drug to do when you program?

Adderall

sugar pills, same effect as (but only if you dont know they are common sugar pills)

Heroin.

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Lol no

Rooibos chai

lol, look up the placebo effect moron. Most drugs can barely beat it, its all a self induced state of mind.

If you are too stupid to induce the mind on your own, you need to use drugs (real ones or fake ones)

ketamine.

depression

estrogens, antiandrogens, and progestogens

>i can will myself into an amphetamine high

far out, man

sure you can.. I've given firends origamo to smoke, telling them it was weed. They all got high (at least they acted as if)

I was also laughing my ass off, telling jokes like..

wtf, is someone baking pizza here?

**oregano

>origamo

I made my friends smoke origami too, the swan had the best hits.

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>2 /threads'
>one was on their own post

When will reddit leave?

The only respectable answer I see here.

>start taking adderall to get ahead
>become a fucking rockstar programmer, learn 100 new things a day
>can't sleep, become a skelly and have no interest in socializing
>start smoking pot when done with work to de-stress and be able to sleep
>after 2 years of this combo, memory loss becomes a serious issue. write everything down, put every small thing in a calendar
>major undiagnosed depression creeps in, self-hatred at an all time high
>start drinking to dull the emotional roller coaster, taxing the body even further
>take sleeping pills on top of everything else to just knock myself out whenever i decide to go to sleep
>adderall prescription dosage can't be upped any further, the negative side effects are higher than ever, but the positive effects have disappeared
>lose comfy office job due to poor performance and tardiness
>lose healthcare, can't get adderall anymore
>go into a month-long withdrawal
>depression spiral that takes years to recover from
how i spent age 20-25. highly recommended! you won't remember it at all!

Have you ever tried an amphetamine? No place out effect can replicate it or even come close ...

Was it worth it?
>learn 100 new things a day
Was it really adderall? This is kinda typical when you're 20-25.

Nigga. Got to spread that shit out holy fuck man.

Coffee my dude
Keep your drugs recreational

Ayahuasca / oral DMT

Cheap
Legal to buy
Safe
Better than lsd

not worth it. amphetamines of any kind are not a long-term drug. it takes its toll eventually and you will be a less functional person when you inevitably stop taking it, because you can't take them for life.

but yes the adderall made me feverishly work and learn new shit that didn't exist beforehand. it was like upgrading my brain from a paddleboat to a jet engine.

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

I can't decide if tripping out into the exosphere while programming is a terrible idea or an amazing idea.

Smoke wax. Nothing like 93% THC to add more thoughts to your current programmer flow. "now This thread will do... oh dear God what was it supposed to do..."

Depends on your dose. Microdosing is viable. Larger doses have a place in work too but are pretty distracting

Life

Lisp - Acid
C - Benzedrine
Java - Heroin
Python - Weed
Javascript - Tobacco
Bash - Beer
Asm - Meth
C++ - Coke
Swift - Amyl nitrite

C++ Coke.

muh nigga

I drink early grey tea with a dash of milk all the time at work.

Crossdressing

93% THC?! What the fuck mate...

> Lisp - Acid

Pretty accurate

My personal list would be:

Lisp - Psychedelics
C/C++ - Anti-depressive meds
Java - An active social life, a family, a support group and people who actually care about you. Without that it would be impossible to program in Java
JavaScript - Weed
Unix - Weed
Python - Weed

I'm not using anything because it's obvious for any semi-intelligent person that if there was a drug whose benefits outweighed its drawbacks it would be made legal a long time ago.
But we wouldn't be having this discussion then, would we? You people just want to find a way to cheat and you're deluding yourself that there is some secret trick that somehow no one else found so far which will give you an upper hand over everyone else.

You are really stupid. There has yet to be a case study that even suggests that a placebo has any amphetamine-like effect on people. Sure sugar pills have a placebo effect on other types of drugs, but not Adderall.

Source: Man who was given a placebo by Walgreens, knew it wasn't right, got a testing kit which concluded his prescription ampheta-S combo had no amphetamine in it, who then sued and won.

gg

do you consider yourself a semi-intelligent person, my good chap?

So by that logic, tobacco is great. I mean it is perfectly legal. No way a government would make something legal/illegal without reason.

Dabs make people retarded. Unfortunately its pretty big out here in SF and San Jose. All the pajeet tier js frontend shit shows are probably written by either abu or his stoner hipster friend.

I smoke weed everyday, but I'm not an idiot about it and I hate stoner culture, so these nu-males and ESL fobs are a cancer to me.

>Mr no fun

literally mate
>boost you more than coffee
>no crashdown after the effect wears off
>even so if you're afraid of a crash you can drink it literally all the time, with coffee you would be dead/unable to think at the same rate of drinking
>comfiest drink in winter

>So by that logic, tobacco is great.
No.
Maybe drugs aren't so good after all if that's what follows for you from what I wrote?

>daddy has my best interests in mind

I take like one or two pills a week and two week breaks the second the positive effects diminish even a little. Haven't had any problems in 6 years now.

bleach my good man

>Mr no fun
I had fun once. Even with drugs. Actually, that's all they're good for. I just don't deceive myself they can somehow enhance my abilities without making everything worse.

how many mg? currently taking 5mg adderal xr and have been for a year so far. effects are wearing off and i dont plan on upping dose.

how fucked am i

The logic is that a substance's legal state determines whether something is good or bad for you, thus tobacco = legal = good

Which is retarded. He's calling that poster retarded. Frankly, he is. Drug legality is different between locations. If it's US law, there are some drugs that are illegal for irrational reasons. LSD is safe, DMT is safe, weed is largely safe, many drugs are safe. They're useful technologies and you're borderline religious / superstitious to avoid experience with all of them. Also you fail at it near daily depending on what you even consider a valid drug.

Heroin

Nootropics work user. Some drugs enhance cognitive function and it's not a meme.

>The logic is that a substance's legal state determines whether something is good or bad for you
No, he only said that if it would be good for you, it would be made legal. That is a logical implication, not a logical biconditional.
Good->Legal, not necessarily Legal->Good.

Top kek

things that actually, really happened: the post

Drink mate but replace the water with coffee.

>start writing "coffee my dude"
>search just in case someone else wrote it before

good job my dude

One cup of coffee plus mate the rest of the day is the best combo. Source: I'm argentinian (and white)

I learned 200 things a day in my first programming job just recovering from a depression.
Unless you have some massively fucked up prognosis, like bipolar disorder or some shit, avoid medication at all costs. Get psychological/psychiatric treatment before shit spins out of control.

That isn't really a drug. More like just a healthy tea

Im a responsible linux developer, i dont do drugs while working. I only drink excessive amounts of that delicious scotch single malt whisky and beat my wife.

nice meme

Black Coffee and Cigarettes
caffeine + nicotine = productivity
I know I am killing myself. you don't need to tell me.

Peppermint chewing gum and green tea.
The patricians choice.

He thinks Military organizations around the world use Amphetamine when they could easily give soldiers cheap sugar pills...

He clearly hasn't if he thinks sugar is comparable.

In all honesty I believe him. I've known enough burnouts to believe it haha.

Coffee or surprisingly weed, but not too much.

tea or low/moderate dose stims (the least amount of euphoria the better)

Cocaine and cigarettes

Not terribly fucked, but it's not something to do for long term. It's short term gain for long-term pain. My advice to you would be to cut the adderall out completely. Would not even recommend coffee. Your brain tries to maintain optimal homeostasis, and when you introduce drugs all you do is temporarily upset that balance. Eventually your body adjusts and now you're just using the high to feel normal.

coffee feels like drinking cigarettes

only way I can describe the general feeling of it

Nicotine patches

shit.exe

cake !

0.5g shrooms or 10µg acid or any kind of sativa weed or cider or beer or ginko tea

microdose of mushies, a few beers, and a ciggy

Have you ever tried actually drinking cigarette juice? (Not from butts, tobacco tea)

if you're using anything stronger than caffeine you are going to wreck yourself eventually. stick to coffee, energy drinks, etc. when you start having to pop pills you're heading down a slippery slope.

only pathetic losers do drugs, rise up you worms, cut the soy lattes and lift heavy things, you won't want/need drugs if you're strong and healthy, life is amazing

Nootropics do really work.

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a combo of adderall and no-sleep.

seriously, i get my best programming done when i'm borderline sleep-deprived + wired as fuck on long term stimulants. the only shitty part is not becoming dependent on stimulants (which i can take or leave) but becoming dependent on depressants to help me sleep.

i used to be really into psychedelics though, and i've always been curious to see what programming on LSD or psilocybin would be like.

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having a pussy on your dick

Caffeine

Was going to say amphetamine but it's too hard to dose. In the EU at least most amp is in powder form and of variable quality. Either it's not strong enough to feel better than a strong coffee or it's so strong you lose focus and start procrastinating or writing gibberish.

I'd say caffeine because it's consistent.

Coffee, or whiskey depending on where and when. I've worked with some people who did very well on cocaine and one odd guy who was a monster coder on LSD. It was before the days of microdosing. Anyone here try programming on microdosing LSD? I'm interested.

Plot twist: he made the swan out of a sheet of blotters.

This is pretty much Mr. Robot's plot.

>Anyone here try programming on microdosing LSD? I'm interested.

I have, it's not great. Low doses of LSD induce an unfocused kind of stimulation that I don't find particularly productive for concentration activities. Personally I'd just save your LSD for when you get some time off and trip properly.

Has anybody tried drinking their own piss? I have heard top programmers do it and I'm really considering it.

Ass drug
bag fuck

>drinking your own urine
>not subsisting solely of the urine of thai ladyboys.

underrated

answer

Menstrual blood tea.

It fuels me to work on Rust and fight for Social Justice at the same time.

modafinil and/or coffee is quite decent for me

Post knee sock photo pls cutie ^_^

Is Adderall seriously any good? I'm in EU and *if* it is obtainable somehow, it would require a longer search I believe.
If it is worth a try, I might see if someone does have it. I have no idea what would be something similar in EU to Adderall.

Also weed 2-3 times during the week, get half drunk on the weekends and I'm fine.

>i've always been curious to see what programming on LSD or psilocybin would be like.
I once took LSD at the office, just out of curiosity.
>This will surely induce interesting insights.
>Why am I sitting in front of a glowing rectangle
>Man isn't supposed to spend his life in offices
>I can feel my muscles atrophying
>All this sitting is terrible for my cardiovascular system
>I really should be out in the forest, hunting and foraging
Quit my job weeks later

Adderall is just ordinary speed, specifically a mix of four amphetamine salts.