What is the least goyim anti virus software...

What is the least goyim anti virus software? I feel like every single one i've tried is leaving out results because they profit off the malware/viruses on my computer. I need a real man's virus protection. If you tell me to switch to linux I'm just going to ignore you. I'm running Windows and that's not going to change in the next 10 years.

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Kaspersky

r-rem?

Kaspersky or Norton.
Karpersky is Russian botnet, Norton is probably botnet too, but they do their jobs.
Saved my ass countless times.

Malwarebytes

Norton only works because it eats up so much cpu, ram and disk activity that the malwares don't have anything left to play with

Install Gentoo?

Real man's AV is Common Sense™ 2017

Common Sense 2017 aka don't be a fucking retard.

I'm honestly kinda shocked iqdb sauced that so effortlessly

You're all idiots.
ClamAV.

Top jek

doesn't do shit nerd
Gahnoo slash linucks doesn't have this problem

ESET. Been with it for 5 years. Nothing to complain about. I never bought a key too.

Is this Kraft's new Mac and Cheese fun shapes?
I want a pallet.

ClamAV is definitely the least goyim.
Bitdefender if you want something effective.

Common Sense 20XX with Mbam for the occasional on demand stuff.

Also a decent software firewall. Comodo or Zone Alarm will do.

NOD32

Emsisoft + Glass wire

Windows Defender does a remarkable job. Combine with CommonSense2017 for best results

Just use panda free
Lol

Avira, what else ?

Windows Defender

Seriously what are you retards doing to get viruses anyways?

what about all the deceptive popup ads in porn videos?

clamwin you filthy disgusting fucking reprehensible nigger. go back home.

Kaspersky Free.
Just does the basic work for free.

Disable javascript.
I've already disabled it in my browser. To use Sup Forums, I just use clover, and that's all I need.