Sum up software into old sayings

Sum up software into old sayings
KDE: Old habits, they die hard.

gnome
many cucks fuck no wife

I've heard you're using Emacs.

vim
stick to what works

TempleOS: You can't do it wrong if no one knows what you're doing.

Windows: It's no use locking the stable door after the horse has bolted

Windows phones: You cannot make a sows ear into a silk purse

OP
needs upgrade

Cinnamon: Just werks.

MacOS: Gayer than a pink miata.

Still using KDE3

I still can't wrap my mind around how Lou managed to do that without destroying his neck (windpipe) in the process.

loonix
nothing works and nobody knows why

Windows: Botnet

Google Chrome: All your base are belong to us

wangblows
nothing works and nobody cares

Windows Server:
And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bike.

You seem to know what's up, what's the story behind this? Not a huge hockey guy.

A FOSS a day keeps the botnet away.

systemd: it just works!

Are you telling me hockey pucks can decapitate someone? [spoiler]not a hockey fag so dont know anything[/spoiler]

OpenRC: It just works better

Season 3 a SHIT

Android: 60% of the time, it works every time.

It doesn't matter what OS you're using; it's just used to bootstrap Emacs.

Sauce?