Which newest piece of tech could impress a girl on the street?

Which newest piece of tech could impress a girl on the street?

Don't want to sound like a fanboy but Iphone X, girls only care about iPhones sadly

A job.

Not for biological girls. You know iPhones are a symbol of homosexuality now, right?

Maybe dumb bimbos

Wifi connected dildo

One if those expensive Tesla cars

A three sided dildo.

I wore a broken rolex when I was a teenager that got me attention.

>Which newest piece of tech could impress a girl on the street?
ohhh, sorry OP I didn't read the whole question right.

In that case a grand is sure to impress her.

>In that case a grand is sure to impress her.
Might even impress her enough for anal.

> Not figuring out a decadildo
The absolute state of Sup Forums

You do know that being obsessed with "signs of homosexyality" is a sign that you're a homo yourself

Do you even know who the ceo of apple is?

iPhone X and show new animojis.

Americans, maybe.

I have a rose gold SE

Its qt

the only women who know/care about tech are not really going to be impressed by it and those are very very few women anyway.

for the rest of the roasties, they don't give a shit about tech or what it can do they are just impressed by anything they know / think are expensive high status male accessories like a new-ish iPhone (bigger the better) expensive watch or of course new luxury car

A six pack and a strong jaw.

Height, face, and frame.

This.

You?, Mr faggot

the latest expensive-looking car, maybe the latest expensive-looking watch. It has to be in-your-face, though

Do you people seriously whip out your fucking phone in order to impress a girl? How about trying to not look like a sack of useless garbage and learning how to strike up a conversation.

>and learning how to strike up a conversation.
Teach me user. When i m in the bus, i frequently use my T440p. I think it will be more easyer to hooked up girl with a Mac, right ?

Maybe a jetpack or somethign.

An expensive car.

The iPhone 11.

>not beeing a chad

BioPhallus Omega from Superluxe technologies.

teleportation for when she rejects you

Why do you want to impress a stranger on the street?

They're the only people I can trust

It certainly helps that by not having a Mac you can show that you own a d-drive