Why aren't you making millions of dollars making five minute product advertisements and reading labels?

Why aren't you making millions of dollars making five minute product advertisements and reading labels?

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=T4DWqhb20tk
youtube.com/watch?v=vyH7vbUpEGU
instagram.com/mmaxinelucille/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Linus works really hard

Because I don't want Sup Forums talking about me every 5 minutes.

I have self respect.

He lives in Vancouver, BC. "Millions" gets him a 2-room cuckshead.

Rural fucks need to die. No one wants to live in the middle of fucking of nowhere.

Because i'm not a cuck

Uhh, some people do.

Also, Linus does not make millions. He's lucky if he makes it to 6 figures.

>wanting to be a marketing slave
>aka lier
>for gaymer teens
I bet he even "convinced" himself that he isn't doing anything bad. What a faggot.

Because I'm no cockmongler

>watch a new scrapyard wars video
>three minute ad in the beginning
>three minute ad at the end
>various ads in the middle of the fucking video
>they constantly mention how awesome their sponsors are in the videos

I'm not sure what I expected but this was definitely not it.

i don't have a 100k worth of cameras and lenses to do it with

my internet is to shit

You also don't have a thicc girl to operate the camera.

>milions

Lmao he is fucking “broke” he has to put tons of ads in every video and sponsorship . I don t know how the fuck he can maintain so many employees . He probably pays them 1000 canadian dollars

So they rented another big unit?

>I don t know how the fuck he can maintain so many employees
He went hardcore all in on YouTube and is now probably regretting it after the ad-pocalypse.

I also don't know why the fuck he has, needs or can afford to pay for 20+ employees.

I thought he just did that to maximize earnings for each video

He puts tons of ads as he mentioned for the obvious reason of milking everything he can. The clickbait thumbnails. The lame topics. The vids that read like an infomercial. Do not blame him for "not having all his eggs in one basket" as Linus said in his vid he knows not to do.

Where my Gamers Nexus boys at?

No QT trap GF to be my foot model in the B-roll

I like his no bs style

>filename

pajeet detected

Fuck off Luke

He's not exaggerating though, Vancouver's housing market is absolutely insane even for a city its size, it's ridiculous. literal falling aparty worthless tiny crack shack is "worth" $1 mil minimum in metro Vancouver so some chink can tear it down and build a $25 mil McMansion there.

Got any more of her like dis? Idk where you got it but reverse search does nothing.

I was watching the new scrapyard wars and at the end theres an ad for floatplane, and linus says 'Its got the next episode of scrapyard wars' in a tone like someone trying to bribe a kid with sweets or something (Im explaining it badly but you know what I mean)
I think linus thinks he's a lot bigger than he is. I like some of his stuff but I would never anticipate a video from him

lolcialism

Because I'd rather die than make money off the retards that watch this shit. ecelebs were the ultimate mistake.

...

Let's be honest. We all have learned something from linus at one point or another.

That lace dress is doing weird things to me

No I haven't. Thank God I'm not a dumb underage.

Is she pregnant?

Well first of all, i doubt you have proof of his personal income, and i doubt you understand what the difference between revenue, profit, net profit and income is.
Second of all, i could be making hundreds of thousands selling drugs to kids, but i won't.
I could be making hundreds of thousands scamming kids on YouTube for tech companies while getting made fun of by the whole YouTube creator community, but i won't. Because i have at least some bottom line on ethics and duty when it comes to the money i earn.

He has children to feed

If that's the "thicc girl", I'm glad I don't have her.

Holy fuck you guys never even saw a 6/10 woman in your entire life did you? To be drooling over that you must really be desperate.

That guy >>>>> Linus and his shill tips

>she's is holding a Weapon era camera
>is using a LEMO B adaptor and LCD/EVF cable
Fucking dumb bitch

Because linus is already doing it.
You just can't copy someone like that and expect it to work.
The only way to get as famous as linus is to fight him to death and remove his head.

youtube.com/watch?v=T4DWqhb20tk

Guy is in full "pls don't hate me" mode right now LMAO.

IT'S HAPPENING!!! LINUS LIVE STREAMING HIS DEFENSE OF SPONSORED SAMSUNG VIDEO!!

JUST

youtube.com/watch?v=T4DWqhb20tk

>wanting to live in the city
Christ, I moved to IL from southern CO. I can't stand this shit and I'm not even near Chicago, I'm out in the north suburbs.
>traffic everywhere, all the time
>rent is expensive as fuck for no reason
>everything is expensive as fuck because lol gotta have a tax on literally everything in IL
>barely lower middle class with my wages where I'd be easily upper middle back where I lived in CO at this pay
>internet speed isn't any better
>weather is shittier
>liberal bullshit everywhere
>had to pay a fucking bribe to State Patrol to exercise my rights
>somehow all major stores are twice as far away as they were back in CO despite the densely packed suburbs
>nearest National Forest is like a four hour drive away
I could go on but that's enough for now.

Cause im not pencil neck geek looking enough

What the fuck did you just say about /our guy/?

neet confirmed

...

who the fuck are you to speak of "our guy" newfag

At least Linus actually puts efforts into his videos and provides educational content on another channel as well as time-consuming and obscure tech displays.

Infinitely better than some retarded bigger that just talks about how much he likes a new phone and Indians and 14 year Olds watch just to see the new shiny thing to buy

Don't have the personality to be infront of a camera.

Im not drooling i just would like to know where the img is from.

>made linux
>not our guy

Do you know where the fuck you are?

Looking at the Patreon pages for even pretty niche channels - AvE, Forgotten Weapons... - these guys are RAKING it in. And that doesn't even get into ad money.

Skip to 3:00.

youtube.com/watch?v=vyH7vbUpEGU

That body makes me want to paint her with my cum, so fucking thicc. I hope she does anal.

...

Virgins who only see women in media are the ones with higher standards because those videos set the bar for average looks in your mind. People with girlfriends and female friends and female coworkers/classmates are the ones who have a different understanding of what a normal human female looks like. They will appreciate good looks more easily.

Delet this.

>To be drooling over that you must really be desperate

Spotted the virgin.

I mean she is pretty but kind of average. Im just wondering why she would do shoots in lingerie with that redcam which is obviously linuses' or someone elses.

she's planning on cheating on linus, duh

There's no other reason for her to try and advertise her body while she's supposedly already got a man.

Thats called being a whore.

He needs sponsored videos to pay for his frie-mployees and the absurd warehouse and equipment that they use

I liked Linus back when they were just 3-5 dudes who are really into PC hardware and the moment they started doing non-PC stuff and the ad bombardment started it all went downhill fast

at best a 7/10 on a very good day
why do people pay her any mind?

instagram.com/mmaxinelucille/

>You will never put your penis into chubby chines >blue haired 6/10 girl.

>this body is a 7/10
Are you gay?

guys right, thats a 7/10 and im being generous

I already have millions of dollars desu

Pathetic losers like you that worship any women they come across ruin women for the rest of us. Kill yourself.

People who use 10 point rating system never give full 10 to anyone, so that system is too specific and therefore flawed. It should be 3 point system at most. Not that good, average, great. Maybe add zero point option for truly horrible people if it's too limiting. Maximum points should be achievable by multiple people instead of always saving it to some theoretical cyborg with forever perfect body and adapting personality to fit anyone's obscure needs.

You don't understand how the 10 point scale works.

Any given woman can only ever be a 9/10 max.

10/10 is reserved for women who meet your personal fetishes. Everyone can agree x or y woman is a 9/10, but for some guys a 7/10 generic girl is actually his 10/10 waifu.

If this site has a global age restriction rule of 18 and above, and LinusShillTips is a channel mainly oriented at a target audience of 13 year olds and generally those under 18,
why do we allow this channel to be posted here thereby inviting a banned audience?

She's not his wife.

that sucking jews cook is profitable ?

I learned with him that not everyone is Clockspring or at least AvE.

>Linus works really hard
at what?
His videos are shit, so you know he doesn't put in any time.

>If this site has a global age restriction rule of 18 and above
that's where you're wrong, it doesn't

You agree to be over 18 before the site will even let you see the boards list, and if for some reason you use the cancerous frontpage then clicking even the SFW boards first brings an "I am 18" popup.

Furthermore Global Rule 2 is, as it says in the name, a global rule.

>I could go on but that's enough for now.
You forgot to say
>niggers, goatfuckers, POOs and chinks everywhere

Literal horse-like built body made for non-stop breeding by a white man.

Holy shit...

I hear she also likes to get BLACKED.

>married some ugly ass gookshit
>spawned hapa children
>they're always creeped out and become really quiet whenever he's near them and probably hate him
>his wife probably cheats on him regularly too
What a cuck.

Dis

I used to fuck a bunky that looked just like this dude. He gets me horny becsuse he reminds me of him. Is this dude gay?

You are alone in your puddle of piss m8.

I openly admit to seeing the fear and suffering Linus had gone through when the raid cards shit themselves.

Thank God he hired people who don't fuck shit up as easily to recover the mess of a server he made

Fuckin dumbass running 3 raid 5s together. One drive kills them all of its out holy shit

are you kidding me?
Linus makes millions easy.
Google Adsense revenue per month: $120,000(conservative estimate)
His own ads during the video must pay him at least $1000 per video= $25,000 per month
Amazon Affiliate links pay him at least $10k-20k per month
This means he earns close to $2 million every year.
If his total cost including salaries is close to $500k then he still earns $1.5 million every year before taxes.

If his income is that high then he could be paying taxes of up to 49% before deductions

How stupid of a baby-boomer do you have to be to pour this much money into advertising?

Advertising does nothing at all to me but waste time. If anything, advertising is a prompt to *avoid* a product.

>"thicc"
kill yourselves

>advertising doesn't affect me!
t. everyone

(you)

The point of advertising isn't to get you to rush out to the store and buy the product, it's designed to expose you to the brand and build familiarity with the consumer, so the next time you're in the market for x product you subconsciously gravitate towards y brand. And yes, it does work on you, I can almost guarantee that you don't own the best value for money versions of some if not most of your possessions, and that you regularly pay a premium for branded versions of general groceries that are identical to the far cheaper versions. You buy them because you are familiar with the brand thanks to their multi-million dollar advertising campaigns. It's nothing to be ashamed of, literally everybody is affected by advertising - that's why it's such a huge industry.

Not him, but I don’t think advertising has ever motivated me to purchase something I wasn’t already likely to purchase.

>he buys name brand groceries

Spotted the moron.

it's more about brand recognition than actually getting you to purchase what's being advertised (at least, not right away)

>you regularly pay a premium for branded versions of general groceries that are identical to the far cheaper versions

Stop projecting, brainlet. Rice is rice.

this thread is still up?

He's starting to look like a merchant. Specifically the one in the 8 pane comic. It appears that this is how a Jew is made.

Why is he going for the stallman look?