Greenbubbles

>greenbubbles

Ummm no lol

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I have blue bubbles AND blue balls.
Even an iPhone can't get me magically laid, sad.

>2G
>imessage

>being so poor that you complain about getting nonfree text messages
no thanks

It’s been proven women sexually prefer men who use iPhone.

No one wants to see your laggy fucking green bubbles
>clickcomfy.org/blue-bubbles/

...

>tfw my gf uses Android as well

A Morris is an actual pussymagnet unlike the iphone. It's not 1994 when a mobile was something super expensive and rare.

>my android works as consumerist THOT filter
nice

Until internet goes down and all your new outcoming messages turn into green bubbles.

>those green bubbles are hurting your chances, fellas.

>I am rich because I am making monthly payments on my iPhone!
my sneakers cost $1200 (Rick Owens) and I still use a galaxy S5

youtube.com/watch?v=FC0pT9xg1oI
It's sum up well the whole shit.

shrek > smurf

>blue balls

ummm no lol

sexuality is a mental illness

Too ugly.

I bet the owner of that phone browses Sup Forums

Why do you save cuckold pornography and then spread it on a technology enthusiast frog forum

That’s bullshit, Apple pays big money so retards like you spread this shit

And ugly tards with low self esteem eat it up, so can you blame apple?

I didn't know autism was contagious until I watched that video.