Drink 2 cups of coffee

>drink 2 cups of coffee
>start shitting uncontrollably
Is this one of the first steps of learning how to poo in the loo?

Yes.

Fun fact: I need to drink coffee in the morning to even take a shit. If I don't, I get constipated and can go the entire day without shitting.

>drink one cup of coffee
>piss 6+ times in an hour

wew

>entire day
i often go a week without shitting, you normally shit every single day?

>i often go a week without shitting
that's not normal at all

i've never looked into it, i don't have any problems

I shit twice a day, user. What the fuck is wrong with you?

how? do you eat constantly or what?

ITT: literal cloaca animals

same, it might just be the metabolism

java logo kind looks like a toilet, and those orange lines implies it smells really bad

my hs logo looked like a toilet

Mate are you African or something? Anyone eating three times a day will shit atleast once a day

i eat once or twice a day

I'm an Indian. I'm tired of all the things people say about us. I mean, which other country is hated the most? North Korea? We're probably next to North Korea. Several people called me "pajeet", "who shits on the streets" "giv bob and vegana" as soon as I told them I'm from India. I'm now afraid of telling that I'm Indian. I feel ashamed. One person said "US should nuke India" on a youtube video about India and it got hundreds of likes or upvotes. Most of the things people say only apply to poor people and uneducated. People like me in the cities probably never saw anyone shitting on streets. I honestly never saw anyone shit on streets. At least from what I know, people don't shit on "streets" but in an open area like farmlands in villages. I keep my identity hidden and don't tell anyone that I'm Indian. I'm afraid they'll treat me differently. I keep trying to avoid those comments but they are affecting me. Not directly but indirectly. For example, read any Reddit threads about, you'll see hate comments about India. Fuck this shit

/fit/izen here. Eat more, especially more fiber. Poo stays in you for too long, in will damage your digestive system in long term.

if we eradicate india, china and the usa from the face of the earth, we have solved global warming

>"let's vote trump, they won't notice xD"
>"let's be buddhist and act superior, they won't notice xD"
>"let's sell them stuff so cheap that they cannot be mad, they won't notice xD"

>you normally shit every single day?
Yes, I vary between twice a day to once every other day.

Going an entire week before shitting is not normal, you're probably in a state of constant constipation and should go to a doctor.

>shitting once a weak
Ameriburger diet

Loads of sugar, saturated fats and trans-fats
No fiber

i mostly eat sandwiches, and i'm not fat or american

>i mostly eat sandwiches
You need fiber, man. Vegetables and fruits.

Boy, if you get diarrhea or other stomach discomfort just with 2 cups of cofee, you should go to the medic.

you're surprised? From what I heard is that northerners hate southerns and vice versa. See, even indians hate indians. Also I wonder if I'll ever see more arrogant tourists like indos. It's uncanny.

Like your corruption though.

I feel you.This just why I mainly stick to energy drinks

I've heard stories of people that went to India for a couple months to work and they witnessed people dropping their pants in the bus stop and taking a shit, right beside them. This must have happened 10 or 20 years agora though.
Maybe people don't shit on the streets anymore, but it seems like they used to not long ago. The fame still persists.

I often go a month without shitting, you normally shit every single day?

We are just racist because you are able to do our jobs cheaper