I have an interview to be an Apple genius coming up this week. Any advice?

I have an interview to be an Apple genius coming up this week. Any advice?

I worked as a Fry's service technician. Interview was a joke, but Fry's probably has lower standards anyway, though that doesn't mean the people who worked there were idiots.
Just don't be a retard and you'll probably get the job.
Although, I must insist, don't give your labor to a company that blatantly uses you to fuck willing people over.

Kys

Dye hair blue, and wear a dental fangs. Claim that you are transitioning into an xman.

Apple prides itself in focusing on how their products fit into/improve a person's life, rather than just "ooh powerful specs"

Also they like their employees to be excited about the products with the customer and focus on empathy.

There may be some publicly accessible "Apple product professional" sales training you can do to prep as well

All this is from call center training in 2015, AMA if you like

Step 1: Don't lube ass

If you're not a homosexual you'll have a hard time getting the job

This.

The interviewer expects to use your blood as lube and if they don't get any they'll be disappointed.

show them your galaxy s8 or chinkpad

I went to a hiring event and got this kind of vibe. I wonder how I can convince them that I'm the person for this if I don't really drink the Apple kool aid so to speak. It just seems that being a Genius is absolutely the best gig out there for somebody who likes to repair computers

Act and talk like a little faggot.

OP needs to learn Microsoft Outlook for MAC

Haha its kinda true. Apple and Microsoft are looking to hire more NONE WHITE PEOPLE. They want more gay and different culture people. You don't need to be gay but explain you have gay friends too that you have helped in the past.

>Best gig for repairing computers
You do realise that your won't be "repairing" anything right?

make sure you tell them how much you like sucking dick

Practice sucking cock

>different culture people.
Do Euros count?

He said apple, not google

>Apple
>repair
You won't repair anything in the store. Apple support is just swap out the device. There are backshops somewhere for repair but that won't be for you, Genius.

Are these real jobs?

Apple Computer Story Time:

>be me
>head over to my buddy regg's house
>he's a rapper, I 'm a metal guy, I provided some guitar tracks for an album he did
>haven't been over since 07/2016
>his computer was having problems at the time
>fast forward to yesterday
>his computer is still having problems, ask him to take a look to see if I can help
>boot the computer, have never used a mac because not a fucking macfaggot
>notification that the boot disk is full
>wtf
>fumble about in shit menu find a terminal
>$df, all partitions 100% full
>gui is almost non-responsive, but terminal is ok
>kill a couple of tasks / processess, free up some ram
>empty recycling bin
>$df, 7% free
>computer works, Regg is able to start moving stuff around to external drive
>all is well
>fin

This guy had not used his computer due to a full drive for over a year...

mactoddlers ladies and gentleman..

Should I apply to be an Apple Genius also?