What is your server (or devices in general) naming convention?

What is your server (or devices in general) naming convention?
I need to come up with one and namingschemes.com/ wasn't very helpful

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i name them after cute anime girls

Just kidding if i did that i would kill myself

maybe try pokemon, you'll never run out of these

I unironicly do this, my main server is flandre@scarlet.

Mine are hope, aspiration, rage, hatred, desire, ...

what do you do when hope crashes, aspiration is down and there are only rage and hatred?

become an edgelord

Slut names
Ashley
Britney
Stacy

Different terms used in Hinduism. And no, I'm not a pajeet nor am I religious. So far I have the following:
- guru, home server
- nirvana, laptop
- moksha, htpc
- samsara, desktop
- karma, random testbench

I name them all hungry

I overlayed a world map over my house and named each computer after the closest major city.

i name them depending on their colorscheme and basically physical appearance
main pc (blue and white colorscheme) is freya and yes shes a chick,
phone is ciri
laptop is brondy

physical machines are named after animals that are local to where the machine is, based on size

virtual machines are named after movies i like

philosopers
inspired by computer Wittgenstein in Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars

God O.o

Nothing wrong with cute anime girls, I use that convention exclusively. I am typing this moment on Papika, a good name for my workhorse laptop.

I name mine after Slavic mythological creatures/demons/spirits. Greek or Roman gods are always a good choice, too.

good taste

>Slavic mythological creatures
Slavs have preserved mythology?

Lord of the Rings characters, with server importance based on how important each character was relevant to the plot.

Main database server is Gandalf, main file server is Aragorn, a hobbit for the workstations, etc.

DAMN that is fucking gay

Named them after their function: WikiServer, CryptoNode, Seedbox, NextCloudServer, etc

Sounds like a great way to never be seen as an adult

Constellations

neat

I name my machines after the moons of Saturn in no particular order. I am a superior gentleman with refined tastes.

norse mythology:
odin is the primary server
heimdall is the router
thor is the IPS
loki is the pentest box

i try to use mythological greek characters so i can pretend i went to private school

Are you retarded? Most people will never even know what he names his computers.

I name mine the first thing that comes in my mind greasycheese porkslice fourplusyouraunt

>cute anime girls
>>I unironicly do this, my main server is flandre@scarlet.
>cute anime girls

I'm gonna have to go with... cute anime girls

characters in .hack//sign, currently on mimiru

Cities from WoW

one of them better be Auberdine. Auberdine was top fucking comfy before Blizz ruined the old world.

>Implying dalaran wasn't top comfy in wraith.

Honestly my favorite overall zone is grizzly hills. Top comfy.

I've been doing mathematicians for as long as I can remember. Euler, Erdos, Euclid, Newton, Leibniz, Babbage, Boole, etc.

Harddrives are named alphabetically after precious gems/metals.

Currently have Citrine through Hessonite covered.

I name things after either Greek/Roman/Norse gods and characters, or after fictional AIs. Pic related

Catalog name with a 4 digit number for redundancy "Server0001", "Server0002", "Workstation0001", "Phone0001"

storage
storage1
storage2

Cute anime girl names so you could love them like you should a waifu not just a piece of server

thousand needles was the comfiest zone

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But user, that's cultural appropriation

I miss grinding on the salt flats. that was always where I did 30-35

Good one

The country of origin + numerical id

It would be almost fine if you used names of Vala and Maia, or at least names of characters from First Era.
Now its just pathetic

If you want to be edgy you can use names of Great Ones and Outer Gods from Lovecraft

Porn actresses names

i would suggest roman emperors for someone with passion for history

Fictional computers/robots

Deepthought, sentinel, redqueen, fuckup...

I name them after my vices

cheeky

I have three storage servers named:

Chunk (stores block data e.g. VMs)

Monk (stores my autistically-organized documents, videos, music etc)

Spunk (take a fucking guess whats hosted on this salty boye).

I name my servers after regions in eve online, vms on those servers are named after the applicable regions star systems

my other devices are named after ships/structures from eve

Deus Ex locations/AIs as appropriate.
>Arch box: HongKong
>Old-ass thinkpad: BatteryPark
>Anniversary thinkpad: Hengsha
>Win10 gayming box: LibertyIsland
>NAS: Picus
>Seedbox: Daedalus
etc.

So far, I name all my computers after pieces of /jp/ heritage and culture. My server is tewi, my desktop is warosu.

Last person I thought about when cumming.

Theyre all named "your mom".

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