#include<iostream>

#include
using namespace std;

main()
{
cout

echo "Hello world"

print "Hello World"

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+.

someone do assembly

kek

program hello

begin
printf('Hello World');
end.

main = do
putStrLn "Hello, world"

runhaskell helloworld.hs

;nasm 2.11.08

section .data
hello: db 'Hello world!',10 ; 'Hello world!' plus a linefeed character
helloLen: equ $-hello ; Length of the 'Hello world!' string

section .text
global _start

_start:
mov eax,4 ; The system call for write (sys_write)
mov ebx,1 ; File descriptor 1 - standard output
mov ecx,hello ; Put the offset of hello in ecx
mov edx,helloLen ; helloLen is a constant, so we don't need to say
; mov edx,[helloLen] to get it's actual value
int 80h ; Call the kernel

mov eax,1 ; The system call for exit (sys_exit)
mov ebx,0 ; Exit with return code of 0 (no error)
int 80h;

y'all think java is verbose but inform 7 is actually the most verbose tbqfh
"Hello World" by "user".

An informational item is a kind of thing.
An informational item has some text called the information.
The description of an informational item is usually "[if information is ''][They] [are] strangely blank.[otherwise]'[information]'".

Instead of reading an informational item, try examining the noun.

A pamphlet is a kind of informational item.

The Hello World room is a room.
A pamphlet called the hello world pamphlet is here.
The information of the hello world pamphlet is "Hello world!".


All that and it doesn't even print hello world immediately, you have to type "read pamphlet."

IO.puts 'Hello World'

「Hello World」と言う。

alert('Hello World');

XD

That's because it was made for one particular type of software. Of course it sucks at general-purpose programming.

Hello world

AHHHHHHHHH

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

You are all like little baby

(=

...

now do it on win32 :^)

org xor ax, ax mov ds, ax mov si, msg boot_loop:lodsb or al, al jz go_flag mov ah, 0x0E int 0x10 jmp boot_loop go_flag: jmp go_flag msg db 'hello world', 13, 10, 0 times 510-($-$$) db 0 db 0x55 db 0xAA

Hello World

uwotm8

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+.

2/10 not low level enough

(=

Can you lot learn to read the thread

>using a do block when you only have one statement

return response() - >json('Hello World) ;

Wat

The two responces I quoted were basically a copy-paste of two earlier responses

import helloworld
helloworld.sayhello()

>using namespace std;

Hello World

package main

import "fmt"

func main(){
fmt.Println("testing")

}

ECHO OFF

echo Hello world

pause

Hello World

#include

main ()

{
printf ("Hello world");
}

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01010111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100

Error: Could not find or load main class Hello

$ emacs hello_world.mkl
~YELL("hello, world"):
C-x C-c
$ makal hello_world.mkl
[HELLO WORLD]

...

delete this;

If you are working with the web then GOlang is just better than most things.My go to tools for back end work are django(python) and Golang.

what's wrong with it?

It means you're using C++, that's what's wrong with it

#include

public static int main(String [] args){
std::printf(%s,"Hello World);
return 0;
}

say : (s : String) -> { auto proof : (=) s "Hello, world!" } -> IO ()
say s = putStrLn s

main : IO ()
main = say "Hello, world!"


idris -o hello hello.idr
./hello

>printf
C++ should not have the right to use it

e 'Hello World'

Custom build php, just in php.

Actually this is O, there is also W

." Hello World"

(display "Hello World")

>skiddie """""language"""""

at least pajeet java is a actual programming language

your nesting is gay and unreadable shit

oh so your one of THOSE people
woah

why include all of iostream to use cstdio functions

now make UEFI hello

>I don't actually know why this is a bad practice, I just listen to whatever I'm told

>muh 2 lines saved
>vs semi readable pajeet shit
the latter is always the option

type
procedure(arg, ...)
type arg;
...
{
body;
}

(code)#include
#include
EFI_STATUS
EFIAPI
efi_main (EFI_HANDLE ImageHandle, EFI_SYSTEM_TABLE *SystemTable){
InitializeLib(ImageHandle, SystemTable);
Print(L"Hello, world!");
return EFI_SUCCESS;
}(/code)

I thought this was a "who can write the most retarded hello world thread"

I don't get what you're saying here
is it "muh 2 lines saved" vs "semi readable pajeet shit" and the latter (pajeet shit) is always the option?

>not int main() and return 0;

>using std::cout
>std::cout

class Hello(object):
hello=['h','e','l','l','o']
world=['w','o','r','l','d']
def letter(self,index):
if index < 5:
return self.hello[index]
elif index > 5:
return self.world[index]
else:
return ' '

if __name__ == '__main__':
h = Hello()
for x in range(11):
print(letter(x))
quit()

(princ "Hello World")

Fags.

func _ready():
get_node("Label").set_text("Hello world!")

data H = H
data E = E
data L = L
data O = O
data W = W
data R = R
data D = D
data S = S
data HelloWorld = HelloWorld H E L L O S W O R L D
instance Show H where
show H = "H"
instance Show E where
show E = "e"
instance Show L where
show L = "l"
instance Show O where
show O = "o"
instance Show W where
show W = "w"
instance Show R where
show R = "r"
instance Show D where
show D = "d"
instance Show S where
show S = " "
instance Show HelloWorld where
show (Helloworld h e l1 l2 o1 s w o2 r l3 d) =
show h ++ show e ++ show l1 ++ show l2 ++ show o1 ++ show s
++ show w ++ show o2 ++ show r ++ show l3 ++ show d
main :: IO ()
main = putStrLn . show $ HelloWorld H E L L O S W O R L D


needs more abstract

wrong, should be

import __hello__

HHHHIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my battery....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent sulphur dioxide yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....isopropyl alcohol.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... SSSSSSSSSSSSFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSS Oh yes...very good!....very toxic and flammable my battery....hmmmmm...is that a drop of melted plastic I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of cake icing my dear....ah yes....let me guess...Thionyl chloride, SOCl2 primary cells?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well SOCI2......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....bubble gum and burning paper I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Oh I was not expecting thatthat little plume my dear.you caught me off guardyesso gentle it was thoughhmmmmlet me taste this little onejust one small sniff..sniffah.ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffffand yetso strongyesthe odor.sniff sniffhmmm.is that.sniff.hmmm.I can almost taste it my dear..yes.justsniff.a little whiff more if you please..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffah yes I have it now.yes quite.hhhhmmmmdelectable my battery..quite exquisite yes..I dare saysniff.the most toxic one yet my dear.ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff.yes.I am now mentally retarded due to the fumes my dear...

main()
{
char* pointer = new char[500];
delete pointer; //halv 2 delet this before program ends or memory leak
return 0;
}

;helloworld.s for 6502 assembler
.code
ldx #0
print:
lda text,x
beq done
jsr bsout
inx
bne print
done:
rts

.rodata
text:
.byte "hello world", 0

use16
org 0x7C00

start:
mov sp, 0x7000
mov si, hello_string
call print
cli
hlt

print:
push ax
mov ah, 0x0E
.loop:
lodsb
cmp al, 0x00
je .done
int 0x10
jmp .loop
.done:
pop ax
ret

hello_string: db "Hello, world!", 0x0A, 0x0D, 0x00