This is the current state of Applel features

This is the current state of Applel features
twitter.com/ellieeewbu/status/925027935119118342

scroll down and read the twitter thread
normies are getting exposed to the current state of applel

Other urls found in this thread:

apple.com/legal/privacy/en-ww
idownloadblog.com/2016/04/18/how-to-remove-location-from-diagnostic-data-iphone-ipad/
support.apple.com/en-gb/HT202100
joecaiati.info/post/130542880175/digging-into-diagnostics-usage-data
google.com/policies/privacy/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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lerl @ the guy

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Shill in your nominated thread, it's clearly AI trying to learn for you. MS does the same thing, I'd be surprised if Android doesn't do it

The absolute state of people these days. Having sex with the phone out.

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>this still won't make them change phones

Still sucking Steve's rotten cock I see

Google did better job.

the thread is comedy gold

Bottom right should be "Photoshop"

machine learning (convnet) that is separating the images based on content, nice features

I don't get it.
Roasties just now realizing that these companies can do image-recognition?

man what dumb fucking whores
>While yo girlies are here if you wanna make money from a new app posting about fashion and makeup etc then dm me
burn it all down

Stacy discovers machine learning for the first time

I don't keep any nudes on my phone. The only picture that shows up is a pic of my wife. It's one of her high school photos. Dunno why anyone would think that it was naughty.

>search term
>thots
>100+ results

does her bra strap shows?

>I don't keep any nudes on my phone.
don't need to, they're all in the cloud anyway. ;*)

APPLE STATUS
[X] BTFO
[_] FINE

APPLE PR STATUS: OBLITERATED

Laffin

got chicks

>posts them all over twitter
>acts like she cares

fucking whores

What did he mean by this?

machine learning confirmed patriarchal male sexist privilege.

I like the part were some of these idiots say that apple has installed some machine learning and/or augmented reality bullshit on their device so their photos are notsent anywhere.

when normies realize what AI and cloud bullshit and privacy mean

>That’s cuz the pics so grainy your Android can’t tell what it’s a pic of...

poorfag droidbabbies BLOWS THE FUCK OUT

>take nude pic
>OMG WHY ARE MY NUDE PICTURES SAVED

lmao its funny.

I took a dick pic and it put it in "selfies".

Thought it was odd but I got no problem with GCHQ seeing how hung i am.

I don't get it. Are they getting assblasted about the fact that the pictures they are taking are getting stored?

They're getting assblasted cause their iPhone is sorting it into folders automatically.

>look up the iphone X's camera out of curiosity
>12MP wide-angle and telephoto cameras
>12MP
Holy shit is this a joke?

>the higher the MPx, the better the picture
Sup Forums in a nutshell

bitches can't understand ML, so they think some fat greasy Apple programmer made a secret folder to store all their whore-o-graphs and mail them to him.

And that is why technology was a mistake, it let women out of the kitchen.

What's funny is its opt-in, not on by default.

Literally user error.

memories of nudes lmao

I-I treasure my ass pics

un-fuckin-believable

fixed that for you

>thinking it matters how many pixels your ultra-blurry shit phone camera pictures waste
reddit

What I find really funny is the entirety of iOS is based around asking the user if they want to do something.

When you're setting up an iPhone, its asks you about analytics, iCloud, feedback etc.
Hell, I'm on 11.2 developer beta and I can even opt out of beta feedback. When I open the feedback app, it doesn't do anything unless I hit agree on the clearly displayed agreement.

When you open apps, you have to approve their permissions individually. You can rescind permissions at any time as well (I know Android has had that since KitKat "kind of" with AppOps).

Apple Music integration can be turned off, iCloud can be disabled or you can pick and choose what gets uploaded etc etc.

This isn't even shady or Apple trying to dig into people's phones, people have to say yes.


I had a hearty chuckle.

I learn that on my old phone, 5 mpx with a sony sensor look better and less blurry than 8 mpx with a generic sensor.

the thing is, normies can't answer those prompts
they simply can't
they don't want to say no, because "maybe I miss something cool, or everything stops working"
and they don't want to say yes because they don't know what they are doing
so the behavior ends up always being the same:
>how do i close the question without answering?
>oh i can't
>I will just close the app
after seeing the prompt for a thousand times
>well whatever
and they press yes
the there comes the surprise, and the regret when some spicy video of them fucking the secretary pops up in the family's ipad

I think you hit the nail on the head there.

I also think its just people defaulting to yes, like how some people speed through a freeware installer and get something like McAfee Security Scan installed, then wondering why.

Just for reference, here's a video of feedback in iOS 11.2, and how it's defaults to prompting the user. It's the same in the public beta.

>spicy video of them fucking the secretary pops up in the family's ipad
Hot.
I've actually done this as well.
Didn't film it though.

That's way too much text for a normie to read.

Offtopic but I'm still on iOS9 because 10 and now 11 seem subpar. There's stuff that I want but also things I dislike. What's your take? An example of things I dislike is that the control center wifi/bluetooth buttons don't turn it off any more.

I understand why It'd need logs and identifiers, but email conversation and calendars?
WTF?
Why would they wanna get that by default?
If apple would want to have that stuff, they'd find ways to get it from everyone, not just devs. Why now?

> control center wifi/bluetooth buttons don't turn it off any more.
This does aggravate me.

iOS 11.1 beta 4 and the now available final release fixed the battery life issues, which is a godsend.

I welcome built-in screen recording, it makes showing my normie friends things much easier and also being able to create recordings for YouTube/Sup Forums.

Some people don't like the new control centre, I like it because its customisable and you can have the shortcuts you want.

In general, performance has been rather good for me since 11.1. The only things I find that crash are apps which developers haven't updated yet.

>When you open apps, you have to approve their permissions individually. You can rescind permissions at any time as well
That was a thing even in symbian. Hell even my old siemens phone did that for java apps, not like they could access anything but filesystem and sms. It didn't allow to save permissions if the app wasn't signed though, had to confirm it every time.

>performance has been rather good for me since 11.1
I assume you're using a more recent iphone? I have an SE so performance might dip slightly for me.

>I understand why It'd need logs and identifiers, but email conversation and calendars? Why would they wanna get that by default?
Product improvement. Microsoft and Google collect similar data for their respective operating systems. They want to know HOW people are using things as well as why or what for.

>If apple would want to have that stuff, they'd find ways to get it from everyone, not just devs. Why now?
You have to bear in mind I'm using beta software.
The feedback app doesn't exist in normie iOS, but the analytics in settings can still be turned off. Microsoft collect this information by default in Windows 10 whether you are on an Insider build or not. At least Apple have given people the option to view, edit, and delete what is sent.

If only my dude.

I'm going to pick up a 7 or 8 when iOS 12 comes out and my trusty 5s isn't supported anymore.

>You have to bear in mind I'm using beta software.
That's what I was trying to say.
Why is the email conversation of a beta tester/dev interesting to them, whereas the one of a normal user is not?
What can you do in mail that they would need to know as the reason for you bug report?
Can you open hot_thot_sucking_tods_cod.avi.app in ios and have it install some malware?

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Normies get the tech they deserve. - Ghandi

>implying using any shartphone is a viable alternative
all of them are botnet. even your old N900

Post music app, it's the other thing I dislike the design of in the updates.

wanna c my boipucci? :^)

>Why is the email conversation of a beta tester/dev interesting to them
Normally on developer software, you would be testing apps. So, say you were making an email app, you would be testing sending things to and from, creating features and the like. Then when something breaks, and a report gets sent off, Apple can see the whole scenario, can see what broke and what broke it.

>Can you open hot_thot_sucking_tods_cod.avi.app in ios and have it install some malware?
I could sideload it if it existed, but I couldn't just do it through a browser. You'd still need the Apple dev kit and license or use Cydia Impactor.

Can we finally agree Sup Forums is normies general?

>people have to say yes.
wait till the SJW courts decide that dumb(black) people can't say yes because tech is racest and they can't understand it so they are marginalized. apple gonna get sued by iq 75 nuggers for asking them if they want to enable a feature xD

Normies fuck. Use an actual camera to take pictures, fucking hell. Android is shit IOS is shit. Don't defend either, and literally homeless people own both. Shill or marketed sheep back to fucking reddit.

Normies and aspie neets.

do people actually argue over ios vs android?

only normies.
real niggas know all smartphones are botnets for media-addicted faggots and roasties. Look at the comments on Tweety or in this thread for proof

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Yeah I don't like it either, its a push towards full Apple Music integration. Fortunately their are alternatives which can play your local music, see JetAudio on the right here. People use Cesium too I believe?

Wouldn't happen, because SJWs love state protection and being spied on. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear etc. etc. They want socialism/communis, but think iPhones will still exist in it, so they won't go for Apple.

I don't think a nuggers state provided lawyer would be any good at a lawsuit though, can barely get Tyrone out on parole.

I'd say Sup Forums is about 70/30 channer to normie ratio. I'd say the Android to iOS user agent ratio is probably about the same too.

You are right, but selfie culture is here to stay friend. .Until developers on Android (including Snapchat) implement Camera2 properly, most photos shared will still look pretty bad.

You see worse "banter" in normie land than you do on Sup Forums. We may call each other iToddlers or Poodroids, but on social media, especially Twitter, Snapchat and Instagram, you can get ripped on hard for the phone you use. It's not unheard of for your profile to be raided because you use a "poorphone"

>It's not unheard of for your profile to be raided because you use a "poorphone"
What the fuck. Why are normalfags so fucking worthless.

>white wymen

Just tweet this at her.

I like both iOS and Android, my first Android was a ZTE Racer back in 2010 running 2.1, I only switched to an iPhone recently. A phone is more than its specs, its the user experience you want out of it. Android wins in some areas, iPhone wins in others. There's no ideal phone out there with everything.

>he has a blue bubble

>people have to say yes.

>we may collect a variety of information, including your name, mailing address, phone number, email address, contact preferences, and credit card information
>When you share your content with family and friends [...] Apple may collect the information you provide about those people such as name, mailing address, email address, and phone number
>We may collect information such as occupation, language, zip code, area code, unique device identifier, referrer URL, location, and the time zone where an Apple product is used
>We may collect and store details of how you use our services, including search queries
>we gather some information automatically and store it in log files. This information includes Internet Protocol (IP) addresses, browser type and language, Internet service provider (ISP), referring and exit websites and applications, operating system, date/time stamp, and clickstream data
>At times Apple may make certain personal information available to strategic partners that work with Apple
>Apple and our partners and licensees may collect, use, and share precise location data, including the real-time geographic location of your Apple computer or device
- apple.com/legal/privacy/en-ww

>my android let's me search my photos by key words but doesn't categorize my nudes
How can it search by keyword if it doesn't categorize?

probably because it's tagging and not categorizing

well the common sense would be to censor some of the categories
ie: penis or nipple
someone at Apple thought categorizing by "bra" was a good idea
here everybody understands the system behind it, but normies just realized image recognition works by scanning all their photos, including those spicy ones

>work at apple store
>customer brings in apple product for repair
>login in the back
>type in "brassier" the codeword
>get all nudes effortlessly now

>those camera stats
1.7 isn't inherently better than 1.8, there's a lot of variables involved in lens quality.

Why go for the censored ones? Just type 'nude' or something.

>all these applefags are literal niggers
top rofl

You are asked about these during setup.

If you accept it and want to turn it off, you can do so.


idownloadblog.com/2016/04/18/how-to-remove-location-from-diagnostic-data-iphone-ipad/
support.apple.com/en-gb/HT202100

You can also read through your own diagnostics data and get an understanding of it, explained here: joecaiati.info/post/130542880175/digging-into-diagnostics-usage-data

Also, Google do the same, so its not really a defense: google.com/policies/privacy/

I'm fine with the botnet, you might not be and that's fine, I won't ridicule you for it.

status symbols man

what gets me is all these white trash whores are compared lens minutia as if they're photographers. How good a camera do you need to take pictures of
>your overpriced food
>your ugly make-up caked face
>your ass in leggings in the gym mirror
>some guy's cum on your tits

thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

>I'm fine with the botnet
yeah but when retards like you are the bigger market force, companies can straight up ignore anybody with a moral backbone, hence unscrupulous people like you ruin a free society for the rest of us
>muh convenience

That's not thick, that's just fat.

Why the fuck would someone want to share that?

morality is subjective my man.

I used to work for a Microsoft partner.
You want to know the main reason for the massive data collection in Win 10?

It's not mainly for ads (although that does happen).
It's not mainly for the NSA.

It's because Microsoft got tired of people not sending bug reports and minidumps to developers. That information actually helps Microsoft and developers to make apps better and resolve issues. Does it go too far? Yes, I agree it does. But for a lot of companies, Apple Google and Microsoft included, its necessary.

see
: civilization is winding down

kek I remember digging through google's shit heap of a website just to turn off all the tracking, analytics, saved searches, etc and clear out all my history. Took a good 2 hours. The hardest part was getting used to not having a youtube watch history. I've lost a lot of funny vids that way.

It's funny though, because I got an iPhone for the first time 6 days ago and even as a complete iNewb I automatically dug through the privacy settings and gimped all analytics and targeted advertising.

>when you've only had your phone for 6 days and you knew how to use it better than a normie on day 1
sad
I bet I'm one of the only non-enterprise people to have ever connected a samba share to an iPhone.

I don't get it, homeless own them. A Rolex is a status symbol, tailored suits, even expensive cars are all more realistic ego boosters. Well played smartphone market you've convinced Chad and Stacy to falsely believe there's real value in that phone. It's fake Jim. You aren't a non poorfag by owning shit people give to middle school students.

nice trips
but anyway:
>implying technology itself necessary
the unabomber was right

>>when you've only had your phone for 6 days and you knew how to use it better than a normie on day 1

Sounds like we are the same person.

>I

>close your source
>don't let randos help fix your shit
>decide decades later that you need rando help
>ask for bug reports
>no one does it because no one tells them they should
>just turn the OS into spyware

all they had to do was be open source
that's all they had to do

Sup Forums is 18+

>640x1136
*inhales*