Post your favorite buzzwords.
BUZZWORDS THREAD
Kayden Mitchell
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github.com
twitter.com
Daniel Richardson
Internet of things
Owen Foster
Coding Camp
Adrian Clark
jes' wurks
Nathan Smith
...
Luke Murphy
Webscale
Aaron Young
...
Benjamin Flores
"Single Page Application"
"Does it scale?"
"DevOps"
Cooper Bell
Full-stack developer
Julian Wood
Digital influencer
Parker Torres
d a i l y d r i v e r
Zachary Morris
I know that one in particular can be a bit overused, but there are definitely full stack developers in existence.
Robert Gutierrez
build quality
James Rogers
Botnet
My app is the Uber of [whatever]
Bentley Wright
Quantum computing
Wyatt Walker
how the fuck microservices work? any major websites that use it?
Jaxson Parker
>my app is the Uber of [whatever]
This is true, but there isn't a better way to explain it. We need a new buzzword.
I love the
>"VR Ready"
>"true to life"
>it's the best [insert yearly refreshed product] we've ever made.
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Jose Kelly
Woul you like to be hit once a day with cow's shit or 5times a day with pidgeon shit?
Noah Williams
> Everything I disagree with is a buzzword
Remember this, mortals.
Michael Price
responsive design
Aiden Baker
"Big data"
"IoT"
Landon Stewart
power user
coding/coder
Connor Parker
anyone have a collection of o'reilly memes?
Cameron Carter
the cloud
Joseph Martin
this word always triggers me desu
Cooper Johnson
Botnet
Ryder Hall
Xavier Gonzalez
code coverage
Christian Richardson
Fucking this. Nobody actually says what they mean when they say build quality. Usually it just means "it looks pretty and might have some metal in it."
Isaac Baker
Bezel-less
No bezel-less phones have been released or announced yet.
Wyatt Martin
"machine learning" which is neither
Isaac Barnes
blockchain
Gavin Perez
Pic related.
Jacob Stewart
scrum master
product owner
Landon Adams
is this a joke or are you just not familiar with software engineering at all?
Samuel Kelly
>majority of people accessing a website do so through their phone
the world isn't just fat neckbeards like you on their desktop in your mom's basement
Kayden Evans
Intellectual property
Aiden Myers
Diversity
Wyatt Clark
Disruptive, unique technology, game-changing.
>influencer
this one
Noah Smith
Have you tried it? It's actually pretty good.
Luke Brooks
...
Aaron Flores
femanon
Evan Ramirez
Fembot
Carter Foster
Femboy
Brandon Wood
quality feel
Charles Barnes
or premium feel
Isaiah Cox
boipucci
Zachary Reyes
not a buzzword
Nolan Reyes
user feel design
Aiden Davis
botnet
Dominic Anderson
thin
Connor Barnes
thicc
Gavin Scott
women studies
Jacob Diaz
award winning
assembled in the US
designed in the US
designed in California
Charles Hill
fully optimized
Jack Peterson
PC or Mac
Eli Morales
Growth Hacker
Luke Collins
Good, but not a wonder like some depic it.
Joshua Johnson
SaaS
Kevin Nelson
certs / certifications
Jackson Murphy
Pipelines
Webscale
Mindshare
Disruptive innovation
Opinionated
Containerization
Composability
Microservices
Continuously delivery
Platform
Kayden Jones
The best
Charles Ward
currently rocking
Leo Richardson
Distinctly get the feeling people who come in contact with these terms are people I want nothing to do with.