Say you just got diagnosed with penis cancer and the doctor told you that in 1 week your wee-wee will rot and fall off and during that week you will go through the most excruciating pain ever in recorded history even after a grammy of morphine every hour..
How do you end it all?
Caleb Robinson
I'd probably go ask someone on Sup Forums /adv/ or /bant/ what to do and leave Sup Forums alone.
Mason Walker
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Joshua Perry
I'd ask him to immediately amputate the penis.
David Peterson
helium gas mask
Isaac Reed
Where can I get the penis sized adapter?
Juan Anderson
I tell the doctor to amputate right away. After that I'll drink myself to death.
Levi Gonzalez
Fap to death
Jeremiah Williams
End it all? Fucker that's you're first day of free life, no penis, you're fucking free! You ain't a slave to it anymore! I call it a blessing.
Matthew Perez
>can't beat your meat anymore my dude, that is literally the only reason to live
Logan Cooper
remove the testicles along with it then
Ryan Myers
Long drop hanging you /r9k/ retard.
Drop 3m and you're guaranteed beheaded.
James Phillips
O-or your money back???!
Justin Baker
How is this technology related?
Charles Russell
Are u coot? u can just remove it and become a cute girl!
Benjamin Jackson
You have to tie the rope to something solid. Otherwise you'll get your money back.
Jayden Kelly
just realised i didn't give you any money
Aiden Diaz
ending your life requires technology
Andrew James
Cut dick and balls, transform in qt3.14 gelded tranny.