Say you just got diagnosed with penis cancer and the doctor told you that in 1 week your wee-wee will rot and fall off...

Say you just got diagnosed with penis cancer and the doctor told you that in 1 week your wee-wee will rot and fall off and during that week you will go through the most excruciating pain ever in recorded history even after a grammy of morphine every hour..

How do you end it all?

I'd probably go ask someone on Sup Forums /adv/ or /bant/ what to do and leave Sup Forums alone.

...

I'd ask him to immediately amputate the penis.

helium gas mask

Where can I get the penis sized adapter?

I tell the doctor to amputate right away.
After that I'll drink myself to death.

Fap to death

End it all? Fucker that's you're first day of free life, no penis, you're fucking free! You ain't a slave to it anymore! I call it a blessing.

>can't beat your meat anymore
my dude, that is literally the only reason to live

remove the testicles along with it then

Long drop hanging you /r9k/ retard.

Drop 3m and you're guaranteed beheaded.

O-or your money back???!

How is this technology related?

Are u coot?
u can just remove it and become a cute girl!

You have to tie the rope to something solid. Otherwise you'll get your money back.

just realised i didn't give you any money

ending your life requires technology

Cut dick and balls, transform in qt3.14 gelded tranny.

Try overclocking an i7 8700K on air.

>t. kim jong un

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