Thoughts, Sup Forums?

thoughts, Sup Forums?

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What is your most tech illiterate moment Sup Forums?
>be me 8 years old
>don't dare open A120% cause minors shouldnt get near alcohol
I still cringe ti this day

>This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down

>7 years old
>press the any key
>can't find a key called any

you're as bad as each other

Clicked one of those "Your computer needs cleaning" ads and installed malware when I was like 12 because it popped up behind the browser and looked really convincing.

"So if I sneeze on my keyboard, I'll make a virus?"

>10 years old
>download a 5KB .mp3 file on my father's work computer
I deserve to be excluded from his will

>be around 12 and using linux
>change dpi to something high
>reinstall OS because all bars were line 50% of the screen height and you couldn't actually do anything with and I didn't know it was caused by me changing the dpi

I installed a virtual desktop stripper as a kid. My dad found out.

Not tech illiterate but I always wanted to make my desktop like this
youtube.com/watch?v=_k7BG0Rzngo
I couldn't do it because the PC I used around that time was incredibly slow.
I don't know why I used to think this shit was cool.

I used to try Arch/Debian meme themes like those and my productivity dropped lower every time.

>making up some gorilla warfare bullshit about having been in the army

>actually having been in the army, and then joining some irrelevant edgy teenager movement like anonymous as a grown adult
>telling information that could be used to identify you to a random stranger because you got triggered, while claiming to be a pro hacker
I don't know which one would be more pathetic desu.

>~8 years old
>set the gamma to some ridiculous value in NFS underground 2
>now the entire game is unusable, can't change it back either, because can't see anything in the menu
>can't reinstall the game, because my mom was installing programs for me back then, and I never cared to try, even though all it would have involved is clicking through a few dialogs

>~8 years old
>decide that the folders in program files are unorganized
>move warcraft III folder
>desktop icon no longer works
>at least I was smart enough to start the game with the .exe in program files

>~12 years old
>see that visual studio 2008 (?) is installed on school computers
>decide to pirate it by copying the program directory to a usb
>check whether the pirated copy works on the school computer
>it does
>go home
>it doesn't work

>12 years old
>friend gives me a book on visual basic, because that's what most hackers use to make viruses
>variables named a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i
>write programs before reading the whole things, don't know about arrays, think UI elements should be used the way you would use an array

>~14 years old
>no (usable) internet access
>friend gives me a copy of minecraft on a usb stick
>when I run it, it opens winrar, because I set winrar as the default program for opening .jar files back when I installed it
>only realize my error after I've accidentally deleted the minecraft installer both from my PC and the USB drive

>19 years old (last year)
>read that dd can be used to make backups on linux
>make a backup while the OS is running, instead of running dd from a live USB
>at least it kinda worked, but I got a bunch of fsck crap when I restored from backup

>want free microsoft points for COD DLC
>download microsoft point generator off mediafire or some shit
>meatspin and other various sources of homosexual pornography pop up
>had to get some older guy to come out and fix it with gay porn popping up every two minutes
Was probably like 14 or something

You are a girl. Marry me.

>thought I was cool for writing autorun.infs'

what a fag
not technology tho

How can the skid know he's from arizona? Omegle connects peers directly? I though everything goes through their servers?

>be i don't know probably 7
>my father had a pc with only floppy disk drive
>I ask why we can't use cd's on that computer
>he says something like "uh because the entrance is too small for cd's see?"
>mfw i wanted use a saw to make the slot larger

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