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that one lad who didn't answer his mummy's phone call edition

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ASMR

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all of your editions are shit

Its lit

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that was me!

when I cum a lot comes out
I'm very proud of this

>tfw no computer wife

nice, me too lad

The third eye

It's

nyyyaaaAAAAAAURGRHRHRDDDDEEEENNNNNTIIIISSSSSTTTTT

why

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love these editions

Me and the daddy

close to making a girl my gf but having second thoughts.

feel like you should only get a gf if you realy like the person at my age (24).

I do like her, but she does some things that annoy me and I dont think she'd be someone I'd want to marry.

Should I still gf her?

captchas been taking the piss recently i fookin swear

> boiling sugar

nice 'as seen on TV' meme

Business idea: put you out of business

gf her and see how it works out

why don't you ask me later

who cares

reckon there's this girl I could fuck

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can hear my heartbeat in my ear when I put my earphones in

that can't be normal?

>tfw you realise the hyborian age was real

wahey good game yesterday cunt XD ty for the 3 points pal

whats the cool word for jobcenter

best way to make money off of money?

yo i aint gay nigga

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investing in /brit/'s business ideas

tinnitus

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yes, it's called a pulse lad

>center

FOY

business idea: ban wogs from having children

how?

already on it

literally cannot stop obsessing over wasted youth smfh kill me

>lily rader
yes

Business idea: Shave my legs and post them here, pretending to be a girl for attention

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what's a "wog"

>lily rader family therapy

the GOAT

me

pakiboo pls go

an italian

Me and my friend got real shitfaced last night, but he was a lot drunker than me. He confided that he really wants to fuck his big sister, but I don't think he remembers thing from last night. Should I never let him live this down or pretend like it never happened, m8s

cripes

*flourishes wand*

ENTERPRISO FORMATIO!

*awaits the muggles business ideas to slave away enrichening me*

pretend it never happened

save it for a rainy day

a nog

was it "wog fanny" that someone said here a while ago and someone else was like "that sounds really uncomfortable" haha think it was

wog fanny

Update: I understand this idea is already patented by a Mr. Amer Hussain

nah don't say anything

there's banter but that's just a line that shouldn't be crossed

life ending stuff

didn't get a word of this

finding it funny how autists discover things on pol, it gets reposted on lebbit, and then ends up on national news the next day
these are weird times

A golly wog is a nigger. They look like this (Miss Australia)

me at the back on the chair

Tell him to give you all his sister's knickers in exchange for keeping quiet

With
Out
Goolies

essentially victims of ballbusting

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A nigger. A porch monkey. A spade. A pickaninny. A cotton picker. A coon. A darkie. A nignog. A hood rat. A welfare queen. A spear chucker.

Catch my drift?

doctor, I don't want to take any more pills

please, doctor, no more pills

no, doctor, no!

PLEEAAASSSE, doctor!

If you could use African-American or Afro-Caribbean in future, that's be appreciated.

Dentists' orders!

darkies

where do you find them?

It's too late Tim.
Your time is up.

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>jocks

fanny schmeller

bit racist that

just a simple charm ol' chum you muggles can't 'ear wot i say when i preform magic

keeps you calm, servile

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Step2: Ctrl and F
Step3: Put 9 in
Step4: Enjoy

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Are Scots our Abos? Just had this thought now

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>tim has uploaded 12 videos today

How does he do it?

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will not be doing any of that

I only have eyes... For you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou...

Give me books to read please

i can read it without highlighting

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lily rader lad please respond

rude

Seven Pillars of Wisdom

Fuck You

Anyone getting No Man's Sky? Looks too much like a meme game to me

Dianetics

Dear Pakiboo

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Step1: Highlight the numbers
Step2: Ctrl and F
Step3: Put 9 in
Step4: Enjoy

looks boring

and it's expensive

i'm not bothering with it

sneezed so hard think i almost shit myself aha

lel

Heard that's pretty dry desu, although Lawrence did have a pretty interesting life.
I think the language of books about that time period can be hit or miss though. Robert Graves is fluid but some other authors of the time use far too formal language for it to flow well.

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don't really care, might pirate it if I get bored

gimmick: the game

any way to construct these cheaply and efficiently?

>mfw my gf is pro-choice but told me if she ever got pregnant she wouldn't get an abortion because abortions are for "whores"

Is she right, lads?

whoa mate that's really impressive