that one lad who didn't answer his mummy's phone call edition
/brit/
all of your editions are shit
that was me!
when I cum a lot comes out
I'm very proud of this
>tfw no computer wife
nice, me too lad
The third eye
It's
nyyyaaaAAAAAAURGRHRHRDDDDEEEENNNNNTIIIISSSSSTTTTT
why
...
love these editions
Me and the daddy
close to making a girl my gf but having second thoughts.
feel like you should only get a gf if you realy like the person at my age (24).
I do like her, but she does some things that annoy me and I dont think she'd be someone I'd want to marry.
Should I still gf her?
captchas been taking the piss recently i fookin swear
> boiling sugar
nice 'as seen on TV' meme
Business idea: put you out of business
gf her and see how it works out
why don't you ask me later
who cares
reckon there's this girl I could fuck
FONT
can hear my heartbeat in my ear when I put my earphones in
that can't be normal?
>tfw you realise the hyborian age was real
wahey good game yesterday cunt XD ty for the 3 points pal
whats the cool word for jobcenter
best way to make money off of money?
yo i aint gay nigga
...
investing in /brit/'s business ideas
tinnitus
...
yes, it's called a pulse lad
>center
FOY
business idea: ban wogs from having children
how?
already on it
literally cannot stop obsessing over wasted youth smfh kill me
>lily rader
yes
Business idea: Shave my legs and post them here, pretending to be a girl for attention
...
what's a "wog"
>lily rader family therapy
the GOAT
me
pakiboo pls go
an italian
Me and my friend got real shitfaced last night, but he was a lot drunker than me. He confided that he really wants to fuck his big sister, but I don't think he remembers thing from last night. Should I never let him live this down or pretend like it never happened, m8s
cripes
*flourishes wand*
ENTERPRISO FORMATIO!
*awaits the muggles business ideas to slave away enrichening me*
pretend it never happened
save it for a rainy day
a nog
was it "wog fanny" that someone said here a while ago and someone else was like "that sounds really uncomfortable" haha think it was
wog fanny
Update: I understand this idea is already patented by a Mr. Amer Hussain
nah don't say anything
there's banter but that's just a line that shouldn't be crossed
life ending stuff
didn't get a word of this
finding it funny how autists discover things on pol, it gets reposted on lebbit, and then ends up on national news the next day
these are weird times
A golly wog is a nigger. They look like this (Miss Australia)
me at the back on the chair
Tell him to give you all his sister's knickers in exchange for keeping quiet
With
Out
Goolies
essentially victims of ballbusting
...
A nigger. A porch monkey. A spade. A pickaninny. A cotton picker. A coon. A darkie. A nignog. A hood rat. A welfare queen. A spear chucker.
Catch my drift?
doctor, I don't want to take any more pills
please, doctor, no more pills
no, doctor, no!
PLEEAAASSSE, doctor!
If you could use African-American or Afro-Caribbean in future, that's be appreciated.
Dentists' orders!
darkies
where do you find them?
It's too late Tim.
Your time is up.
fanny schmeller
bit racist that
just a simple charm ol' chum you muggles can't 'ear wot i say when i preform magic
keeps you calm, servile
1051541451431641621571721571511441234567881234567812345678123678326470547
2999999259923478990124999995689902993413269916749953349999914649932724997
2994567809912568990139956799809929936781467998299634699818991169966144990
2999994569970124995699801323459999012615302799995324993243699019923412993
2994567801993569980299356780239999456725634569974326992644399243992369936
2994567801992689901239967899029939945745315319931253399436998011992349950
2998012345299999388352999991039953991232012479934673289999982640499999415
Step1: Highlight the numbers
Step2: Ctrl and F
Step3: Put 9 in
Step4: Enjoy
Are Scots our Abos? Just had this thought now
...
>tim has uploaded 12 videos today
How does he do it?
...
will not be doing any of that
I only have eyes... For you-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou...
Give me books to read please
i can read it without highlighting
...
lily rader lad please respond
rude
Seven Pillars of Wisdom
Fuck You
Anyone getting No Man's Sky? Looks too much like a meme game to me
Dianetics
Dear Pakiboo
9999699999699999699999699999699999
9666696669696666696666696669666966
9999696669696666696666696669666966
9666699999696699696699696669666966
9666696669696669696669696669666966
9666696669699999699999699999666966
Step1: Highlight the numbers
Step2: Ctrl and F
Step3: Put 9 in
Step4: Enjoy
looks boring
and it's expensive
i'm not bothering with it
sneezed so hard think i almost shit myself aha
lel
Heard that's pretty dry desu, although Lawrence did have a pretty interesting life.
I think the language of books about that time period can be hit or miss though. Robert Graves is fluid but some other authors of the time use far too formal language for it to flow well.
...
don't really care, might pirate it if I get bored
gimmick: the game
any way to construct these cheaply and efficiently?
>mfw my gf is pro-choice but told me if she ever got pregnant she wouldn't get an abortion because abortions are for "whores"
Is she right, lads?
whoa mate that's really impressive