My Cat edition.
/brit/
Keri Sable 2bh lads
JANNY IS A FANNY
having a contemplate of a suicide
youtube.com
oh my god, Sup Forums is famous
nigger cat
I want to put my head on his fur belly and being scratched to death for daring to doing this, so bad
love is a mirage
t shirt extra large
janny deleted kpop holy shit my sides
mirin cat
the supposed thai gf
i.4cdn.org
thinking about trying out this bitcoin nonsense. see what the fuss is about
taking a big risk
the gf
>SMITH
nth for fuck /brit/
Me on the left
plonker
cara 2bh lads
fuck sake janny
if you're going to do this at least be consistent
you don't give a fuck half the time and then you have your little fits like right now
either commit to enforcing this so it's accepted or pack in entirely
further more, every time you pull this shit you end up having more /brit/ threads in the catalogue because everyone rushes to make one
like right now
you are absolutely shit at your job
how do i become a theoretical physicist lads
I got a B in physics GCSE 10 years ago, and I have a humanities masters and no money for further study
Boys desu lads.
Just made a map over over 10 trillion /brit/posts and their common connections lads... a pattern has emerged from the data.
Walk into Cambridge and yell BAZINGA!
Guaranteed PhD
have at it
lads, I'm not quite sure diversity is our strength. In fact, I think it was a mistake. A BIG mistake.
met her once
this 2bh
>just sitting there casually eating fish and chips from the chippy
are you sunni or shia?
he waited til page 8 which is the rule given by janny's higher ups
having at it
really should clean my flat
going away for 3 days and parents are coming up on the day i'm back
never known a person called Lee that I liked
...
I can't find it
I think it was Remy La Croix or Mandy Muse, they do a car wash scene before this ripped-middle aged white dude carries her into the house and she's clearly high
this 2bh
*Walks into /brit/ aftet long absence*
*everyone raises there glasses and goes WAHHEYYYYY and cheers*
come on guys you know I don't need that kind of fanfare!!
ah yes another US womens volleyball victory
genuinely fucking hate the dutch so i was worried there for a bit
my pornfu
really made me think this one
know a few Lees and they're all twats in their own ways
My aunt's name is Lee
She always struck me as nice but my mum reckons she's a bitch
4,2,1,3
>eating fish and chips
never noticed this before
haven't seen a chipper selling chips in a newspaper in a while
hey lads, want to hear a joke?
right now he did
but he wasn't enforcing this """"rule"""" earlier
or yesterday
or the day before that
and so on
niggers?
So much this.
It's one guy and he's literally redundant. Threads run perfectly fine without his intervention and it only serves to create more problems than it 'solves.' Not to mention it's also inconsistent in that it only applies to this general apparently.
come on, eileen!
youtube.com
CHOOOOOOOOOOOON
isn't she pretty lads
iit's chippy you nonce
seen the gymnast break and the cyclist crash
am I missing any other 2016 olympics accidents?
no, benders lol
the janny only works a certain shift do not blame him
they should employ more janitorial staff
what shit taste you have
any update on the black gf to me situation
I'm heading down to the chippee. You lads want anything?
fuck off janny
you are NOT one of the lads
...
sent the bird I've been chatting to on tinder my number lads
let's see how this pans out
>watching mock the week eating a bacon butty
>mum comes in tells me to take out the trash
>I mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her FOY, the stupid bint
>She gets me da
>Dad isnt happy and says he'll kick my ass
>I say "ass, fuck off yank twat".
>He reminds me that I've never been to the UK, let alone do I even own a passport
>I'm very upset and show him a graph of how much the healthcare would cost him if I hurt him
>He slaps me
>I'm crying, but contain myself enough to mutter "yanks can't handle the banter"
>He just shakes his head and slams his door on the way out
>I'm left in my room in mostly silence, the only noise is the fluttering of my liverpool posters from the wind of the door slam, and my tears.
>Jump in bed and bury my face into my St George's cross pillow case
>Luckily im on GMT so it's time for bed anyway
fuck being a yank
>pornfu
bender
Day 2 of my hangover.
Sick of this meme.
The girl gymnast that missed the bar and did a face plant, it's on the webm thread on Sup Forums
thats what I said you sperg
Hmm
Very interesting
*thinks about this chippy/chipper dilemma*
lads i've got it
C H I P S H O P
about to make tea
he just gave me a warning for something that he normally bans me for, very confused
>Meticulous skin routine
>Fit, golden body
>Swept back hair
>Self-shoots amateur videos
>Insistently prefers blonde women
>Suave and awkward at the same time
>Often blunt and resigned
I'm spookily similar to Patrick Bateman.... Except I'm not le twisted fucking psychopath
should've asked for her number tbqh
germany btfo
>GMT
So close. It's BST at the moment.
my brother gave me a ford focus and i tried to say thank you to him and he accused me of "going all queer" on him. what a ledg
>people who call a bag of chips a single
kill youselfs
DALEY
A
L
E
Y
you sound like a fucking twat
Can remember two off my head and both were chav scum. Worst of the two was on my street and I think he's one of the cunts that climbed the fence and tried to set fire to a couch waiting to be picked up in the garden
What's the difference?
Those Chinese divers though.
...
>loud af girls party next door
>can't say anything because of how many times we've had parties
not happy
you said chipper you dumb fuck
might be trying to win you over now i said he's not one of the lads haha
self conscious janny
An hour.
if I was good looking I'd have 5 gfs by now
it's the chipshopper you twat
>I'm spookily similar to Patrick Bateman
it's chipper
this isn't up for debate
Been having proper meaty farts today
Like they come rumbling right from my fucking stomach
And you know most farts are made by your arsehole, with these my arsehole's just getting in their fucking way
Success lads
>if I was good looking I'd have 5 gfs by now
having a go
I know the pain but I'm marrying a brit so thats a bit of a bandage on it
physically perfect
>ywn seamlessly enter a body of water with ur bro for the glory of the motherland
why live
no I didn't you mong
this
getting stuck in