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Keri Sable 2bh lads

JANNY IS A FANNY

having a contemplate of a suicide

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oh my god, Sup Forums is famous

nigger cat

I want to put my head on his fur belly and being scratched to death for daring to doing this, so bad

love is a mirage
t shirt extra large

janny deleted kpop holy shit my sides

mirin cat

the supposed thai gf
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thinking about trying out this bitcoin nonsense. see what the fuss is about

taking a big risk

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bit silly that

the gf

>SMITH

nth for fuck /brit/

Me on the left

plonker

cara 2bh lads

fuck sake janny

if you're going to do this at least be consistent
you don't give a fuck half the time and then you have your little fits like right now
either commit to enforcing this so it's accepted or pack in entirely

further more, every time you pull this shit you end up having more /brit/ threads in the catalogue because everyone rushes to make one
like right now

you are absolutely shit at your job

how do i become a theoretical physicist lads

I got a B in physics GCSE 10 years ago, and I have a humanities masters and no money for further study

Boys desu lads.

Just made a map over over 10 trillion /brit/posts and their common connections lads... a pattern has emerged from the data.

Walk into Cambridge and yell BAZINGA!

Guaranteed PhD

have at it

lads, I'm not quite sure diversity is our strength. In fact, I think it was a mistake. A BIG mistake.

met her once

this 2bh

>just sitting there casually eating fish and chips from the chippy

are you sunni or shia?
he waited til page 8 which is the rule given by janny's higher ups

having at it

really should clean my flat
going away for 3 days and parents are coming up on the day i'm back

never known a person called Lee that I liked

...

I can't find it

I think it was Remy La Croix or Mandy Muse, they do a car wash scene before this ripped-middle aged white dude carries her into the house and she's clearly high

this 2bh

*Walks into /brit/ aftet long absence*
*everyone raises there glasses and goes WAHHEYYYYY and cheers*
come on guys you know I don't need that kind of fanfare!!

ah yes another US womens volleyball victory

genuinely fucking hate the dutch so i was worried there for a bit

my pornfu

really made me think this one
know a few Lees and they're all twats in their own ways

My aunt's name is Lee

She always struck me as nice but my mum reckons she's a bitch

4,2,1,3

>eating fish and chips

never noticed this before

haven't seen a chipper selling chips in a newspaper in a while

hey lads, want to hear a joke?

right now he did

but he wasn't enforcing this """"rule"""" earlier

or yesterday

or the day before that

and so on

niggers?

So much this.

It's one guy and he's literally redundant. Threads run perfectly fine without his intervention and it only serves to create more problems than it 'solves.' Not to mention it's also inconsistent in that it only applies to this general apparently.

come on, eileen!

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CHOOOOOOOOOOOON

isn't she pretty lads

iit's chippy you nonce

seen the gymnast break and the cyclist crash

am I missing any other 2016 olympics accidents?

no, benders lol

the janny only works a certain shift do not blame him
they should employ more janitorial staff

what shit taste you have

any update on the black gf to me situation

I'm heading down to the chippee. You lads want anything?

fuck off janny

you are NOT one of the lads

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sent the bird I've been chatting to on tinder my number lads

let's see how this pans out

>watching mock the week eating a bacon butty
>mum comes in tells me to take out the trash
>I mock her nasally voice and the word trash
>Tell her FOY, the stupid bint
>She gets me da
>Dad isnt happy and says he'll kick my ass
>I say "ass, fuck off yank twat".
>He reminds me that I've never been to the UK, let alone do I even own a passport
>I'm very upset and show him a graph of how much the healthcare would cost him if I hurt him
>He slaps me
>I'm crying, but contain myself enough to mutter "yanks can't handle the banter"
>He just shakes his head and slams his door on the way out
>I'm left in my room in mostly silence, the only noise is the fluttering of my liverpool posters from the wind of the door slam, and my tears.
>Jump in bed and bury my face into my St George's cross pillow case
>Luckily im on GMT so it's time for bed anyway

fuck being a yank

>pornfu

bender

Day 2 of my hangover.

Sick of this meme.

The girl gymnast that missed the bar and did a face plant, it's on the webm thread on Sup Forums

thats what I said you sperg

Hmm
Very interesting

*thinks about this chippy/chipper dilemma*
lads i've got it

C H I P S H O P

about to make tea

he just gave me a warning for something that he normally bans me for, very confused

>Meticulous skin routine
>Fit, golden body
>Swept back hair
>Self-shoots amateur videos
>Insistently prefers blonde women
>Suave and awkward at the same time
>Often blunt and resigned

I'm spookily similar to Patrick Bateman.... Except I'm not le twisted fucking psychopath

should've asked for her number tbqh

germany btfo

>GMT

So close. It's BST at the moment.

my brother gave me a ford focus and i tried to say thank you to him and he accused me of "going all queer" on him. what a ledg

>people who call a bag of chips a single

kill youselfs

DALEY
A
L
E
Y

you sound like a fucking twat

Can remember two off my head and both were chav scum. Worst of the two was on my street and I think he's one of the cunts that climbed the fence and tried to set fire to a couch waiting to be picked up in the garden

What's the difference?

Those Chinese divers though.

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>loud af girls party next door
>can't say anything because of how many times we've had parties

not happy

you said chipper you dumb fuck

might be trying to win you over now i said he's not one of the lads haha

self conscious janny

An hour.

if I was good looking I'd have 5 gfs by now

it's the chipshopper you twat

>I'm spookily similar to Patrick Bateman

it's chipper

this isn't up for debate

Been having proper meaty farts today
Like they come rumbling right from my fucking stomach
And you know most farts are made by your arsehole, with these my arsehole's just getting in their fucking way

Success lads

>if I was good looking I'd have 5 gfs by now

having a go

I know the pain but I'm marrying a brit so thats a bit of a bandage on it

physically perfect

>ywn seamlessly enter a body of water with ur bro for the glory of the motherland

why live

no I didn't you mong

this

getting stuck in