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michael FUCKING phelps edition

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Wasnt he banned? I heard he's down there.

cute edition

no? he already won a gold

he won us gold jsut last night, you double dummy

What did she mean by this?

huh. Maybe I was thinking of the biker?

>smokes weed
>pisses in the pool
>wins gold medals
He can't keep getting away with this.

post ur waifu

...lance armstrong?

>he doesn't piss in the pool

fucking freak or a liar 2bh

>Virginia and West Virginia are collectively known as "the Virginias", not Virginia
>North Dakota and South Dakota are collectively known as "the Dakotas", not Dakota
>North Carolina and South Carolina are referred to as "the Carolinas", not Carolina
wtf I hate American English now

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I'm friends with a woman on FB who lives in a 98% white area and she complains about racism against her from the people around her (appearantly because she is of english descent and everyone asks about it??) Feels like women make drama just because they want to

hahahaha

What's a comfy state with cool weather and few natural disasters?
I want to leave Commiefornia but I don't want to live somewhere with hurricanes and tornadoes because I have a severe death-by-natural-disaster phobia

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/cum/ coming at ya!

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new gimmick : christposting

Excuse me I piss before I go swimming sir I'm not a barbarian

what's up party people

you germans invented the fucking things. don't look at us you sick little perverts

I like Christ

why u a lil bitch 2 mo nature? lmao bitch do you cry when it drizzles haha BITCH hope u get precipitated all day all day

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Hey /cum/, how's the state Indiana? I might be visiting it next summer. I'd be in the Indianapolis metro area.

I feel like I'm loosing my sex drive buds. I just realized I haven't fapped for days. wtf.

pooman for PM

hmmm

continue

Babe I'm here 4 u..

its a symptom of depression
have you been feeling emotionally blank lately?

looks like a literal potato lol

have a fap from my secret stash

says the potatocuck lol
fuck off back to ireland so you can socialize in your assbackwards little village you mong

California is a dry wasteland of retards and shitty traffic. I would fucking love it if we had two months of rainy weather instead of the week and sparse days we do get.

Also the soon to come 8.0+ earthquake we're gonna get has me paranoid as fuck

>Not especially good looking; but not really unattractive, either
>Lonely
That woman must have big social or emotional problems.

Not really things have been good

Thanks faam

fuck off micked this is my thread again

add phelpsposting to the list

Will anyone respond?

Smell my bum

i'm on the opposite end. Every so often I've been getting these massive throbbing erections.
I got calluses from fapping so much.

Okay, well you have several options on the table:
>PNW
Washington (Seattle area) has strong job market. Oregon's is much weaker. Rains from beginning of fall to end of spring (6-8 months roughly). Not heavy rain, but I'm not sure if I can explain that concept well to someone on the west coast. If you have a serious, actual phobia of natural disasters, the PNW sits on a massive faultline that is overdue to create a 9.0+ magnitude Earthquake.
>Mountain Upper (Idaho, Wyoming, Montana)
Drier, but not as dry as Cali. Precipitation hits as snow. If you have a serious, actual phobia of natural disasters, Yellowstone may erupt and wipe out that entire region.
>Midwest upper
Snow, but no serious natural disasters except for the rare tornado.
>South/Southern plains
No. This is where the storms are.
>Midatlantic
We are hit with snow, hurricanes, and heavy rain, but it's not as bad as the south or as snow-heavy as New England.

Made Flammkuchen again, gonna eat it now!!!!

Americans, explain this

really makes you think..............

Midwest upper it is

hahaha

looks like a normal cube except for that poorly drawn column in the back

How does taco taste? Noone is doing that in Czechia.

I want a fucking taco

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never, the secrets of the universe belong to us alone

Things I hate.

White people

Racism

Men

Sexism

Discrimination against gender/sexuality

Heterosexuals

People saying I lack self awareness

i dont know
t. never had a taco

just signed up for postmates ama

too many fucking europeans ITT

explain

only because your mind subconsciously interprets it that way tho

>too many forefathers ITT

awful post

Like spicy ground beef, cheese and tomato mostly.
Depends what you put on it. I like sour cream and jalapenos.

Good choice. It's not the most exciting region of the US, but I think you'll really like it.
1) It's cheap.
2) Can still live near the coast (except it'll be the great lakes)
3) No natural disasters, but you may get blizzards.
4) Keep in mind it is a stronghold liberal region. It's not like the west coast leftism you see though. It's a much more reserved, but passionate leftism. The weather underground terrorist organization actually came from the midwest.

Wisconsin, Minnesota, or Michigan would be my choices, but the nearby states are great too

Americans, explain this

that's not a real taco, retard

Found a rare picture of Obama working.

Getting pretty sick of having to explain fake optical illusions to Poles, buds

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GOLGOLE

MOOT WHY DID YOU DO THIS

Why don't you have a chubby voluptuous gf?

I can't
Why is babby
WHY

it is

because I'm 5'3"

Americans, explain this

I'll call ethnic food whatever I damn well please. I could call it a spicy spic roll, would that be better?

>tfw michael phelps alone has won more medals than 170 of the 206 countries at the olympics

>tfw he has more golds than argentina has earned in its entire olympic history

Oh, my sympathies.

because I cant even hold eye contact with girls for more than 2 seconds

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Just b yourself, fat girls have lower standards

Americans, explain this

Americans, explain this

That sounds delicious

she's just fat as fuck let's be honest here for a sec

ahahaha classic

youtube.com/watch?v=3PP2bk9FhT4

Look at the shit eating grin on his face.
No explanation needed.

AND IF I FUCKING STAND UP AND TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF EVERYONE THINK I'M AN ANGRY LITTLE MAN WITH A NAPOLEON COMPLEX

REEE I HAVE SO MUCH PENT UP SEXUAL ANGER I'M GOING TO GO FAP TO MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY FOR A LITTLE

the ingriedents have to be fresh or else its just poo poo

You wouldn't tear that voluptuous ass up?

oh my god I want to pet you on your little head AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

Americans explain this

A lot of midgets are suicidal, I'll be nice too you.

i would fuck but not gf that whale

Americans explain this

is this his son?

>Not wanting to be smothered by that fat ass every mourning

you gay?

my god, I am beginning to look like an emaciated bum. how could I have allowed this to happen?

hes a japanese-adult-videoian?

you really wanna hear the truth?
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anime

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. BEING SHORT HAS TWISTED MY STATE OF MIND. I NOW GET TURNED ON WHEN WOMEN MOCK ME AND TREAT ME LIKE I'M LESSER. I HAVE TO SHIFT MY SELF-IMAGE TO THAT OF A WISE OLD PERSON TO SOMEWHAT JUSTIFY WHY I GET ZERO SEX. WHEN MY DOCTOR ASKED IF I WAS SEXUALLY ACTIVE I JUST STARTED LAUGHING. WHEN MY FRIENDS ASK ME IF I EVER KISSED A WOMAN I JUST SAY MY HEIGHT.

I just can't give it up though
I experience life vicariously through my favorite anime characters since I lack my own