How do we fix Germany?

How do we fix Germany?

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with nukes

Give it to Russia.

el chino gai seniores

el argentINO

Sell it to china

divide into a slavic part (bavaria + east Germany) and a GERManic part (rest)

Do not reply to me or any Spanish speaker ever again

We need to split Germany in two again because these mongrels are clearing incapable of managing themselves

che ferenc puskas a tu vieja le cabe mi pijuskas kjakjakjjkajkakjajka

el hungarINO

refugee home? they should have thrown that chink to concentration camp

had a good chuckle at this story earlier today
>be Chinese
>go along with everything because the authorities are always right
Best part was that they first tried with a translation app and got thinks like "I want to go on a walk in another country" (what did he mean by that?), then finally got someone from the local Chinese restaurant to translate for them to find out he was actually a tourist wanting to travel to France and Italy.

you don't have to reply in every thread about china you know

Nothing to fix mate, that story is just fucking hilarious.

You're all racists, plain and simple

Just because he's from China doesn't mean he's not being bombed by Assad with BARREL BOMBS

Is there a refugee that Germany won't take? Can I just show up there speaking gibberish and automatically get some room and board and some gibsmedat?

They're returning the favor to your economy

Do you think I could request asylum in Germany? I would like some Gibs and a German qt. I can already speak a little bit of broken german

>I can already speak a little bit of broken german
that would disqualify you

>go abroad
>speak no other language but gook
he deserved it

I wonder where he thought he was after they put him in the refugee center

A noble hotel just like back at home.

It doesn't work that way Russia

how does it work? is this a new meme?

kek, poor chink

>goes to a country without any knowledge of the local language
Blame falls on him

your mom is a new meme JASKJASKJSAKJSAK

Probably. I should try it sometime.

>unwitingly
How did that pass QC?

metallic archaea

rusSHUTUP

Yes. Obama could go to Germany and apply for asylum. That means they would take his pass and put him into a refugee home with the syrians and the other MeNa guys until he is denied asylum in like 2 or 3 years. Then they would say that a black guy can't be deported to the US since they get hunted by the police so he can stay for an indefinite time.

man, i wish your country wasn't so fucked up. i would love to study there

Compared to your country it still is heaven.

You can. Apply for asylum

chiLOSER

you're right. im convinced. see ya next week Jan

you think if i made a documentary about it, i would make lots of money?

it is a natural german reflex to put different looking people in boxes. dont be racist, its there culture

>Huffington Post
>QC
They probably just ritually wet the envelope.
kys
>Sup Forums told me this country sucks based on Sup Forums memes
Don't need your naiveté anyway,

i agree that i am quite naive about germany outside of a little of your language and all of your psychedelic music. not a Sup Forumsack though

>kys
That's literally how our Asylum system works you retard. Everyone on the planet can APPLY for asylum. And during the application process the state will pay for expenses

rude ;_;

Recommend nice german psychedelic music please. I was not aware there was such a thing.

From what I understand, "ano" (without the tilde) is Spanish for anus/asshole, and also happens to be a suffix, so it's emphasized for Spanish giggles.

Not him, but thanks. I was wondering why they kept doing that.

youtube.com/watch?v=DKo73roXiec

really good example starts at 5 mins into that video i just posted

No, no.

Do you know how many people would die?

BAD,BAD Argentinia

Thanks famalam. Can you recommend more please? I actually had heard of Can before, but forgot.

el americANO

pls no

colour haze

Thanks bro.

12 fucking days? He didn't try to contact his embassy? I think that guy was playing dumb a bit too hard...

Say merkel is a shia gulenist.

More memetic fun.

Bring back Hitler

Chinks are the worst tourists, even worse than us.

AfD 2017

but Americans will assassinate them and replace them with their puppets

Like what we did with the japs?

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What happened to Albanians on Sup Forums? They seem to now be a lot rarer than they used to be.

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Maybe Ahmed is a liar

We kindof *had* to do that though. The Japs living in this country at the time (and most east asians in general) considered themselves "MUH FUCKIN' HERITAGE" which is valid seeing as they were like 2nd generation. Anyway, after a few on-soil terrorist-style attacks and considering the USA's old culture, yeah. The WWII imperialist Japs got fucked. Quite honestly, if it were not for our overly generous mercy covering up their horrible deeds they would've outshined the Germans in atrocities.

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I seriously considered going to germany asking for asylum and saying i'm from equatorial guinea to justify my native language being spanish.
Then i realized i would get raped, robbed and beaten by the goatfuckers of peace, and by the time i managed to get citizenship germany would already be a fucking shithole.
Better stay here where things are slowly but surely getting better instead of going to a place that is so decided to keep tumbling down.

The 2-3 years waiting period is pretty dumb though.

Sure, those white kuffars need to be done with once and for all

>How do we fix Germany?
Why are you asking me, you allied shitheads broke it so fix it.

Personally I'm glad to see the Eternal Jerry cut back down to size

>slavic part (bavaria
wut

>Go to the other side of the world
>Plan to travel around backpacking
>Don't speak English or German
What exactly was this absolute madmans plan? Ï'll just use Google translate"?

this is a sad thought

>Ï'll just use Google translate"?
Actually not even that since this was the idea of the guy in charge of the asylum shelter.

>Poland
% of the population dead
;_;

How did they ever recover?

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that just can't be real

chinks can be german so easily. im jelly

He wasn't granted asylum, he just was placed in a camp until his case can be processed. What else can you do with people who are already in your country?

send them to africa

why do you think this

t. Rothschild

Many people would pay thousands of dollars to be where he was though

>backpack alone through a country
>don't speak any language people in that country will understand

maybe he was using duolingo to learn during his trip

>german using crude shoop of anne frank as a reaction image