Did you have a talk about sex?

did you have a talk about sex?

I never did.
i remember my older brother got it because he dropped a porno magazine somewhere in the house like a retard

Nope. Everything I know comes from watching porn and google.

nope

got taught the basics at school and figured out the nitty gritty myself

Not from my parents, but some women came to the school and told us all about sex and puberty when I was 11. It was awkward and forced.

Then they made us watch a DVD of ugly naked cartoon people with genitals of diverse sizes.

no i came to Sup Forums before i hit puberty

no

this never happened from my parents. we had a day in school when a transgirl came into class in 8th grade and talked about something i don't remember but that was it

>transgirl

What fucking progressive LGBT shithole school did you go to?

no, I was taught abstinence only in school and now three girls in my old class are mothers

Yes, asked my parents where babies come from when I was around 8, got a straight answer, and had sex ed in high school

>now three girls in my old class are mothers
More like Fair-hoe Islands ahahaha

>middle school gf comes over
>hanging out in my room listening to blink 182
>dad opens the door and throws a box of condoms at me
>says "better not get her fucking pregnant" as he closes the door
>awkward silence
>blink 182 still playing
>"Come on let me hold you, touch you, feel you"

I still feel the awkwardness like it was yesterday.

No

No
It would not have Made a difference anyway

Yeah, but it wasn't very detailed.
For like a year I thought the vagina was just a hole.

We got taught it really vaguely for like half an hour when I was 10. They spent longer talking about menstruation and puberty. Then when I was 12 the first time I saw a vagina was on Sup Forums, but really I was 9 when I first knew how sex worked because someone had a dictionary and showed me the definition of sexual intercourse.

My dad tried it when I was 20 and in the Navy, bit late there.

Yes, after losing my virginity.

same

Not really. There wasn't like one singular "talk", but the parents mentioned things about where babies come from and getting pubes when they felt it was age-appropriate, anywhere from ages 6-12.

The first time I can remember actually understanding how babies are made was around age 8-9. There was a kid's science book with the Charlie Brown characters, oddly, and they explained that men make sperm, and women have "eggs", and when the two combine it makes a new person inside the woman's body. Not really sex as such, but how reproduction works.

They did have a decent sex ed program at my schools desu (from about ages 11-13), but again they didn't really talk about sex/relationships too much, I think partly because (rightly) that's just seen as too fucking weird to instruct kids on, in a way. but they also didn't insist on abstinence, to my recollection. They basically just labeled the relevant body parts, explained the basic mechanics, and tied it together with reproduction and some STDs maybe. I literally learned that oral sex was a thing because of the Bill Clinton scandal, circa age 14. Somewhere around this time, I didn't know what "69ing" was, and I got a back-alley explanation on that one, too.

When I went off to college, dad bought me a 12-pack of condoms which went unused. Actually I had a few instances of gay sex at age 20 where I used condoms, but I think those were a different bunch. Much of the above sex ed was superfluous to my personal life, as the above few instances of gay sex at 20 are the only meaningful sexual encounters I've had in life (there is some kissing and "fooling around" with others, but not sex). I'm 32 now.

Oddly, my family are an extremely "polite" bunch so they've never given me a hard time about any of this. The only people who would ever ask me on a somewhat regular basis whether I had a girlfriend were my two grandmas, but one went senile and that stopped her asking pretty quick. The other stopped asking around 24.

no, and I'd have been mortified to back in my younger years

now that I'm older I know all of it anyways

my mom found a condom i left in the back of my jeans one day so they know I turned out all right

no and it doesn't even matter because i'm aiming to be the oldest virgin in the world. wish me luck, only 90 years to go

based Faroe Islands

...

what?

I was being serious, the Faroe Islands seems pretty based, like "what Nordic countries SHOULD have become".

A Brit constantly tells me to post vocaroo, an Argentinian keeps telling that escapism is not the answer and now some Canadian keeps telling me that the Faroe Islands are based

it just reminds me of how much I spend on this site

Are you the only Faroese poster?

Was this legendary post you?

no

yes, that post is mine

>that escapism is not the answer
I disagree. There comes a certain point where it's the only thing which allows life to be bearable. Also, even if you want to avoid escapism, eventually it becomes unavoidable. Your mind's going to do it whether you want to or not.

>it just reminds me of how much I spend on this site
I know that feel

No

I have tried everything. My IP is static, so I'm unable to avoid bans. I have 22 bans on record and automatically get 30 days every time now. It doesn't even help. I lurk for 30 days and go right back to posting. I've also tried blocking Sup Forums with an add-on, but I get bored and can't resist it.

Never. My parents have even slept in the same bed after my birth. They are pretty fucked up people 2bh

>and automatically get 30 days every time now
Seriously? Why? I mean I've probably gotten quite a lot of bans over my years on this site (have been on Sup Forums for something like 5 years now), don't know the exact number but I suspect it's probably somewhere between 15 and 20. And yet I still get "normal" bans...

Did you do something particularly stupid?

actually, come to think of it, "between 15 and 20" is maybe an overestimation. Probably more like between 10 and 15 (but even then, I'm not at all sure).

He has static ip so accumulative effect of all bans he had leads to 30 days ban only

I posted porn but this

wait, so they increase your ban length if you have previous bans? How does that work exactly? I mean, theoretically, if someone has a static IP and has 22 bans BUT has been posting for 11 years, would he actually get 30 day bans automatically too? Even just for slight offenses?

And I keep saying you should be annexed

you're IP is probably dynamic, so there's no way to tell how often you've been banned. I've gotten a 3 day, 10 day and 30 day ban for the same offense (NSFW on blue board).

No, and my mom still talks to me like I'm in middle school

you guys already have enough islands all over the world

stop claiming everything already

actually lmao...... unfortunately my parents were """"""""those"""""""" type of parents and after that 'incident' they and several other parents rang up every health teacher and the principal/vice principal and tried to talk them out of allowing gay people/transpeople to talk to students in future health classes. I don't think they were successful (?) they've never spoken about it besides the fact that they held a big meeting with a bunch of teachers.

No. They were the Catholic types. Luckily for them I already knew
Still never did it though :(

HAHAHA WOW HOW UNCOOL OF THEM

I MEAN, BOYS THAT CHOP THEIR DICKS OFF AND WEAR SOME MAKEUP ARE TOTALLY GIRLS RIGHT?

IT'S 2016 MOM AND DAD

Did you fuck her?

i had to tell my parents to have the talk with me. catholic school was sorely lacking in sex ed.

relax baby. yelling isn't going to solve anything.

It was my parents and dude at religious school told me about sex. The retarded version would be from my cuz and big bros.

No. I got a bj but she had braces at the time.

All my sexual experiences are filled with uncomfortable moments now that I think about it.

>went to tell the last girl I was feeling up she had soft tits
>for some reason say sloth instead