Hey are you a sunni?

>hey are you a sunni?

how do you respond int?

No, but your mum didn't mind.

Im whatever wont get me beheaded

Y-Yes!

hey, have a mooni

dawlut al islam baqiya

It's always sunni in my heart, friendo

...

>No, but as a communist I don't see Islam as a problem. Jihadism is merely a normal reaction to western aggression and capitalist exploitation. I've no doubt that with employment and education opportunities, you'll stop being Muslims.

I'm gonna presume they're asking because they're Sunnis so I'll blow up just in case.

YOU TELL ME ;^)

No...

salaam aleyikum.

stop talking Shiite mate

y-y-y-yes..!
*shits everywhere*

Organized religion sucks and has been used for political and social control since time immemorial

Am I being detained?

...wa ʿalīyyun walīyyu-llāh

Aleyikum salaam

No, I'm white.

No, I'm an American-Israeli Jew.

Shia4lyf come at me dirty cunts

Sunnis are the stupidiest muslim.They should all die