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/brit/ is for the british edition

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BEANS ON TOAST

fuck /brit/ lmao

Good one Pierre!

don't use my flag to start a fight Yank.

Poga? Yes, I'm aware of him.

Do I rate him? No, no I don't.

farting

Thanks lad.

The ringing is back again

how easy is it to sneak into the nearest morgue, snatch a corpse and bring it home?

asking for a friend

if shitain is so good why couldnt it even hold onto ireland xD???

turn off your phone then

the mandem is coming

Newly leaked footage of Donald Trump in a London bank immediately following Brexit vote outcome.

youtube.com/watch?v=SeDq48BAtN8

*pours myself a glass of wine*

oh, would you like some too?

*starts pouring before you get a chance to say anything*

>non-brits using yank

Ripping some absolutely viscious farts lads

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Kanna

wouldn't answering it be a better idea?

lolwut

all jokes. which part of USA are you from?

MOAR

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP*

might as well just not wear anything

Trump is an utter pleb but he is the best candidate for British interests

Might be the rozzers

I have watched this several times

How is he so flexible? That's not possible

Everything is so smooth

*knocks on your door*

hello? i've heard some suspicious noises. is everybody okay?

did the mandem vote leave or stay?

fuck off yank

youtube.com/watch?v=lef2d8bNRKY

once the chicken lays an egg he'll have breakfast, lunch and dinner

no I'm fi-
*starts pouring*
alright just a drop
*pouring*
thats-
*pouring*
I think thats enou-
*pouring*

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Wine is haram, reported for breaking sharia law

>noodle
fuck off y*nk twat

on the bus lads

A lot of the main players in the British grime scene encouraged fans to vote remain on twitter

t. knower

no

>spaghetti is now noodles


poutine genocide when?

who here 0161?

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grime is a way of the mandem sealing your third eyes not safe innit

expecting foreigners to ever have loyalty was a mistake

this girl seems to be on the bus quite often, are you stalking her you cree[

was speaking with a friend about literature today and willy came up

tried to explain to her shakespeare was not a real person but she wasn't having any of it

fucking moron

>tried to explain to her shakespeare was not a real person
>leaf

Why am I not surprised

Daft cunt.

Let me guess you think the Earl of Oxford wrote his plays?

The belief that Shakespeare did not write his works is snobbery 2bqh.

which boards do you regulary post? i mean generals and threads. wanna follow you on regular basis because you are fun. your banter is nice.

Why is it overwhelmingly colonials who buy into this anti-Shakespearean tripe?

Absolutely fucking despise the Irish lads.

When are we going to invade that cuckhole and put them to the fucking sword?

>youtube.com/watch?v=NI9oTV4MxBQ

>ywn fire volley's off musket into fenian bands while Lilliburlero plays in the background

Except his plays are written exactly how a middle class commoner with only a grammar school education would write and his plays are unique amongst his contemporaries because of that.

he was a BLACK man ignorant cunts, as was BEETHOVEN

shakespear was a shit anyway why would he need a nigress to write for him?

Am I about to have my third wank of the day? Yes.

Do I rate Pogba? No.

Shakespeare biopic starring idris elba when?

>he needs the shakespeare myth to have some sort of cultural relevancy to cling to

top haha

We haven't done that sort of thing in close to one hundred years

Ah, he's here again.

>wanna follow you on regular basis because you are fun
Are you touched in the head or something?

nobody likes turks btw

dumb fucking frog poster

Just like the average Canadian

Good job killing the thread, dumb canuck.

fuck off you Sup Forums newfag

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Its never too late to start it up again lad.

come on then, let's have a wrestle

never :^)

>beethoven
>black
why would a dutch family in the 18th century be black

There are a lot of Irish in Britain 2bqh so good luck lad

>send irish potato during famine
>get this reply

irish are literal subhuman. i met lots of irish and they were all idiots looking like cartoon characters skipping their special education lesson for having a day of legos and minecraft. literally worst europeans i met and i met lots of europeans. you were the worst ones. fat, drunk, rotten teeth, bald heir, like a buggy game that needs at least five big patches.

now jus hol up
you be sayin they aint black people in 17th Century Europe?
that shits racist mang

I know. Start with those fenian scumcunts in Glasgow. Not hard to identify. You'll smell them before you see them.

we did it with the mudshits in iraq and they didn't do shit

*finishes glass of wine*

mmm...that was excellent

care for another?

*starts pouring you more wine despite you not even finishing half*

Excellent post Turk :)

Cromwell would be very proud of you I'm sure.

business idea: make /brit/ be about british

ello is this????madenm????wha was u???? saaayi?????

hahahahahhahahahahahahahah

that doesnt change my opinion on modern day turks who are the biggest cretins on the planet. When I was on holiday in Germany my 15 year old sister and her friend went into 2 different kebab shops and both times the owners hit on them
40-50 year olds perving on 15 year olds

>biggest cretins on the planet

Second biggest so long as the Irish still exist

this

What about British colonies, territories, and descendants?

*sips wine*

come on lad, drink up

lets play a game, maybe that'll help

*gets up to get a deck of cards*

this'll be fun, kid

*grins suspiciously*

>literally worst europeans i met and i met lots of europeans

Other Turks aren't Europeans

>Siding with the roach
Rasheed

No bullying!

What's wrong lad crying here after getting btfo eh ulster?

real nigga hours

is there a history of europe series or something I can watch?


Just finished the entire History Of The US series while I was waiting for dominos

How could they have known they were 15?

16 is legal.

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In typical t*rk fashion, modern historians wager that while instructed by the sultan to give the food away, t*rk sailors sold it to British merchants at port.

*comes back with cards that's missing the 8 of hearts and 4 of clubs*

everytime i pull an even number, i drink

everytime i pull an odd number, you drink

we both drink to royalty

*pulls out a king of spades*

ulsters not scottish you tit :)