USA! USA! USA!

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I suck dicks

Suck mine now.

Okay.

*unzips your pants*

>that feel when we might get beaten by fucking Hungary

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if your cuntree's medal number so far is less than 10 you are basically a nerd of a cuntree incapable of sports

We're still in top 3? Sheit, normally we get steamrolled and knocked out of top 5 by now.

I'm a little impressed.

>Biggest team has the most medals

No shit

Summer Olympics are gay btw

we have another week or so of swimming and track/field doesn't start for a few more days, we will probably start dropping on Friday

>China's gold medalist Sun Yang served a 3-month doping ban before Olympic

how come drug cheater Russia and China are allowed to join Olympic?

>fewer gold medals than small zealand
phelps BTFO

YES UPBOAT XDDD
USA USA USA USA

Holy shit we actually got a golden medal, fucking sweet

>triggered
Why would this be?

Germany has no medal.
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Because one person doping != whole team of 400 people doping

biggest by how much?

most medals by how many?

and just wait til the end results :^)

commie cunts like Russia and China have systematic programs for illegal drug
Cheating is your chink culture

>Chinese Students Face Up to 7 Years in Prison for Cheating on College-Entrance Exams

>implying all cunts all over the globe don't have drug programs in sports
What a nice illusional world you have there, gook

USA is the chad of the planet

LGTSS
>"Great" Britain

Wait until winter Olympics then we will see whos laughing.

>caps it at 10
>not 19
get fucked nip

>WINTER """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""OLYMPICS""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Winter Olympics are the FAR superior Olympics.

tell that to the paralympic team

Mossy cunts don't give a fuck about the olympics

Why always USA is best?

>indonesia
>Damn I didn't know they were so shitty at olympics

The drug Sun Yang took isn't even on the doping list anymore.

big country big men big cocks

world cup > summer olympic >>>>>>>>> f1 grand prix >>>>>>>>>>>>> dream hack > winter ""olympic""

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Why the fuck are you japs so shitty posters? Zitto animale

thank you, i will use this for masturbation later

We're in the big leagues now
Too bad shitposting isn't an olympic discipline, you'd be a serious contender for a medal

>Biggest team has the most medals
That's not how it works.

If your country can't find enough athletes to compete in everything then that's not USA's fault.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

wtf how are we so bad? oh yeah we're snowniggers

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>dream hack > winter ""olympic""
kek

About time one of you maple sluts figured it out

>gb
>1(one) real medal
>australia
>4(four)

really made me think

at least that tall teen swimmer who won bronze was super qt, first female to win a medal in swimming in 20 years

Nice doping medals, Russia

These three flags celebrating victory together makes me feel comfy.

>brazil went bankrupt and is on the verge of civil war just so english speaking countries(except canada) and russia/china can wave their dicks in sports

Can't make this shit up

We did well.

am I a cute maple slut?

Fuck you canadacuck, go back to tree/moosefucking you leaf flagged cunt

Its absolutely hilarious how whole world shits all over russian """"athletes"""" during these Olympics. One of those ruslels started to cry already lmoa

I'd put it in your poutine

the swimmer was a qt

>tfw china is literally about to nuke us for calling one of their swimmers a drug cheat(he literally got shadow banned for half a year for doping a few years ago)

What hungarian news says about female swimmer who got gold medal? I've read a few article and everyone accusing of taking doping

fuck you, you have state sponsored doping. that's why everyone booed russia when they came out

I think we can all agree that no matter what happens or who wins, the Rio Olympics have been fucking hilarious for pointing out how shit Brazil really is to the rest of the world.
>Extra police are put on to keep the tourists and athletes safe. Police then kidnap an athlete and extort money from him.
>Dodgy accommodation. Exposed wiring, smell of gas, water leaking out of walls when you flush your toilet. Brazilians don't see the problem and then can't understand why the developed world laughs at them for this.
>In the event of a fire, fire alarms won't actually sound. You can expect to get robbed though.
>Medical waste being dumped into an already horribly polluted river where plans are made to hold water sports. Even local paupers won't bathe or swim there. If a person gets sick from this water, there isn't really any antibiotics or medicine that can be given to counter it. The US rowing team subsequently starts issuing their athletes with sewage-proof wetsuits.
Seriously, Brazil is BTFO and the best part is that they did it all by themselves.

Fuck you samefag, you just have to walk 3 steps and then bam, new flag.

she broke records that 16 year old chink broke in 2012 who everyone thought was also doping

she's pretty jacked though

I don't know.

I just want to see marathoners getting mugged/attacked mid-race.

Well every professional sportsman takes doping but chinese usually don't care about consequences and taking enormous doses of it. The thing is she was kinda mediocre on professional level but after she married her husband aka her trainer who looks like bodybuilder she started to perform much better.

Oh fuck wouldn't that be the most hilarious shit?
>Locals start running alongside the marathon to keep up with runners
>Other spectators just think they're excited about having the Olympics in their home town and are just trying to be a part of things
>Running spectators suddenly produce an array of pistols and assault rifles before mounting the barrier and demanding money and jewellery from everybody

>American
>walking 3 steps

I chortled

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>"""Great""" Britain

Go and fuck yourself, nigger. Really enjoy you failure in trying ban Russia, pathetic piece of shit

You think Muslims don't care about a large group of wealthy tourists and state representatives gathered in one crowded area with multiple egress points?

Sauerkraut

why the usa is good at it anyway? their population size is one of the main reasons for sure, but in another reason is it because niggas grab a bunch of them?

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they invest more money in sports than most countries do in their military