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Poleaboo fucked edition

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korean pop

thai pop

going to propose to the oneitis at work today

failing gf 2016

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make my post into a meme

I can't my meme making software is at home.

Does anyone have that picture of poleaboo's shitty spliff?

cleansing the palette

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>yanks don't eat lamb

you always say this

The funny thing is most people ITT have never bought weed, used the darknet or even smoked a joint with mates

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/brit/ - Janny Edition

Weed is shit.

Literally babies first rebellion.

You always ask whilst I'm at work.

cheer up

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thanks for that /red hot/ assumption turbo-spaz

>darknet
Ooh, you're hard

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I'm right, most of you lot are literal children

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why is reddit just full of people showing off

unbearable people that lot

That's what happens when you give people the ability to build an online reputation

going to stroll down to urban outfitters lads

That's what happens when you allow up votes. It attracts approval seeking cunts.

Poleaboo prefers reddits transgender subreddits to /lgbt/

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maturity isn't measured by the buying and using of weed you dastardly unlikable bug

not going to listen to this - someone summarise

That's what happens when you allow mentally unstable sex offenders to post on your lgbt boards

*wwalks into thread*

Watching The Flash season 2 right now

got 8 stitches in my willy

Does he browse the chon?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0FiIFoE8wua

i have an 11inch cock

Age = Life experiences

Poleaboo is a big supehero comics fan but he hates all live-action

The first episode of the show was too different to the source material

smaller than me

>browsing Sup Forums on your phone

>I just wanted to make you aware that I smoke weed. Oh, and by the way. It IS illegal.

(You)

that's not in cm lad.

let me tell you one thing, kid

i LIKE regulations

that's right! I'm doing the OPPOSITE of your reactionary argument, thus making myself seem politically aware two-fold! out-classed once again, kid

>I just wanted to make you aware that I smoke weed. Oh, and by the way. It IS illegal.

Supposed to be going out for my birthday tonight to see a band I've waited a very long time to see and should be pretty excited about but I just want to crawl back into bed and sleep for a week.

Listening to 'In Too Deep' by Genesis

VERY good song.

>tfw you have tonnes of great porn but something stops you from wanking

One of the most normie posts Poleaboo has read in a while

REALLY makes you think lads

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clearly you're lacking in either age or life experience from the arguments you're offering. You're moreso a child then anyone else ITT with your donkey stubborn rhetoric

cannot wait for your hormones to implode and you killing yourself

>smoking in your room
>worse yet rolling them
>pringles
>untidy desk

Diagnosis: third eye closed a mere reflection

You'll be reading a lot of them for jail. I suggest getting a lot of preventative HIV medication, I hear the NHS can help you.

>currycancer isn't dead

i didn't need those bad feels

Wahey!

The legal status of cannabis has no effect on me whatsoever. I only comply with the laws that are morally justified.

Going to do a cheeky wake and bake now

>The legal status of cannabis has no effect on me whatsoever. I only comply with the laws that are morally justified.

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>cannot wait for your hormones to implode and you killing yourself
Not how it works

because they're all faggots

i can sniff out an ethnic redditor from several threads away; a sixth sense, if you will

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good lad

>smoking tobacco
>smelling of stale smoke

evens i wank singles i go to sleep

baiting hats is easy

Poleaboo is gonna go shower now

Same with Poleaboo and these ridiculous Scottish stalking laws

How do we contact noncelads employers to tell them he is a nonce?

business idea: go for a cheeky nap

>The legal status of cannabis has no effect on me whatsoever. I only comply with the laws that are morally justified.

I really thought she was gunna fall

Yeah, it's getting the fish to stay in that's the hard part

BABY...

Absolutely creasing

stop encouraging him

>the opposite of an even number is a single number

FOY

>This is how new the average /brit/ poster is
Shit general.

>posting facebook links
>of ladbible

oh dear

the so-called "Bearded Lady" aka. Poleaboo

My walls are turning yellow from it, I'm sure the estate agent is going to mention it one day since it's in my tenancy not to smoke in the house.
I quite like the stale smoke smell, reminds me of what bars used to smell like

good song twobh

it's lad city actually

Laws are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of wise men

not even ladbible, it's some conference league knock-off

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quoted wrong?

fantastic architecture tbf

Just got off the trolleybus lads

Bit packed

since you all are expert in third eyes
i sometime have visions appearing in a blue circle when i am awake with my eyes closes
like seeing very precise thing or feeling i am someone else

opinions?

>social contract

Funny I don't remember signing any contracts other than the lease to my flat and my mobile plan

I'm getting laser, you cunt

Already had my first

The so-called "Patchy Bearded Lady" aka. Poleaboo

You have cancer.

>the lease to my flat and my mobile plan

frankenstein english hehe

garlic poisoning

>our year

don't forget that he's balding too hahahah JUST

I used to like the smoky atmosphere of pubs even though I don't smoke. I wouldn't want to actually smell like that myself though

did a poo lads