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Cleggmania edition

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janny's gonna do his NUT

watching some Olympic volleyball thing

how am I supposed to understand how this scoring system works??

korean pop

lib dems in 2020

this belongs on Sup Forums

reddit.com/r/workgonewild/comments/4wqtto/i_could_get_caught_at_any_moment_my_office_door/

come for the fanny stay for the comments

>he's not in the comfy archery thread

pleb

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The more points the better

BIG
AMERICAN
COCK

the very mention of the word 'responsibility' sends the modern woman into a state of shock

Yeah one country has 0 23, the other country has 1 17

what the fuck is the first number?

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I only keep ones that I have found, i have about 30 cabbage moths that I took out of an allotment to help the guys growing in there, as well as some other regular british garden ones that were nibbling at my ivy.

I do other shit too, its just nice to have something to look after since my cat are shits.

ITT you will witness a special act of mine, in which I will command the yanks to act like blundering half-witted yokels

Enjoy

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>I'm shaking in my boots
You would be

You'd be against us, the entire commonwealth, NATO (of which you would have been booted), and the UN (which you would also have been booted).

You'd be committing suicide

Rounds/games won already
Do you have literally no prior exposure to sports?

misogynist detected. grow up m8.

ah ok thats a pretty responsible way of doing it. seems interesting ngl. caterpillars and their entire life-cycle is pretty amazing.

I didn't think they needed any commands for that

independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/uk-prisons-jail-paedophiles-not-big-enough-capacity-police-warning-a7178851.html

Does this mean I'm allowed to be a paedo?

Paedo pride worldwide desu

>Implying the JEW N would abandon their favorite puppet

jesus m8, you're taking this a bit far aren't you?

i have made it with a woman

inform the men

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>Does this mean I'm allowed to be a paedo?

>Paedo pride worldwide desu

watching manletlift

would gladly join a lynch mob, beat the shit out of you and hang you from a tree

yes captain

wew
youtube.com/watch?v=GpWlKCfSPcU

ill join, where's our meetup spot?

2bqh

good lad

*also signs up to this*

I enjoy your shows much.
You have yet to dissapoint me

In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

*goes into the cubicle to have a piss*

roast me

>i have made it with a woman
>inform the men

hahaha
*kicks the door in*
look at small nob lads hahaha
*turns you round so everyone can see your 1 inch flaccid cock*
hahahahahahaha

if we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards
checkmate

*wets a handful of toilet paper under the tap*
*lobs it over the cubicle door*

I wanna bang a fat chick.

How do I go about doing that?

Poleaboo is having a tuna salad (with peppers, celery and red onions) as usual

tinder
pof
the usual

slather yourself in honey

Got my adidas creps and my nigo top can't get this yet man are jokers

business idea: Go to Sweden, redpill the citizens, inspire them all to vote for Swedish Democrats, cause a populist revolution

my name? Nigel Farage. Nice to meet you gentlemen.

new here who is this poleaboo haha

true dat

One day, a man has everything. Then the next day, he blows up a billion dollar space station. And then the next day, he has nothing. Makes you think, huh, Kiff?

business idea:whn bdjawbhaww]aw[w][[[[[[[[[[[[[[

unironically have to do a debate in which I'll be standing in for SD

the thais take their weightlifting serious
wish thailad was back from being a paedo to explain why

is judge rinder a real judge?

if the pig was so smart why is it bacon now

is it cum?

think I could easily kill an animal if I had to

>y'all would never slit a pigs throat
Only muslims kill them like that these days

Ever noticed how weightlifters are all overcompensating manlets? Look up average adult male height in Thailand.

i just ate a huge bacon cheeseburger

if its so smart how come its dead

Pigs are haram, Muslims don't eat them

Is judge Dredd a real judge?

I do huge cums that would truly astound you if you saw them

mind your business

oh ywah, haha sorry

Questioning a Judge's integrity is a crime

14 years in the cubes citizen

that's how you get bears

yes but what do you have to do
how do you compliment them if they're fat?
or do you just charge in and openly state that you want to pork a porky?

I need to know

>slit a pigs throat

what?

that's not how you slaughter a pike

*wwalks into the bog*

"Hey fatty boom boom, sit on my banana"

Public holiday tomorrow so the 'poors' are out driving their cars fast around corners and such

I'll pulverize them the minute I claim national domination

just did a sit in the garden

had a pizza, had a beer, listened to the XFM podcast (series 2) and stroked the cat

honestly lads? it was absolute bliss, lovely weather down here and I'm a pasty fucker so who knows, hopefully I'll get a bit of colour

dumb phoneposter, and yes it is
bolt to the brain then slit the throat to drain the blood

"ill give you some milk duds if you give me yours"

is judge rinder a real judge?

mind your business

just did a shit in the garden

Well yes that's what I meant, but the post I was replying to just said slit the throat, didn't mention anything about a bolt to head.

didn't know the "ahh yes very impressive" line from the "speculatively phone after job, york uni" gimmick would become viral

But now I'm seeing it everywhere

HE DID IT

the absolute madman

The bolt just knocks them out though, the slit kills them

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Protocols_of_the_Elders_of_Zion

makes you think

This is my business


I'm thinking about taking this girl I know to him to claim £350

I'd go so far as to say it's surpassed the York university part by leaps and bounds
*blows bubbles from my pipe*
very impressive

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Just applied for a job in dublin lads

is that a teat?

She was fit

your a teat

yeah, crazy

*walks off and talks to someone else*

does anyone know if judge rinder is a real judge?

Doing a ▄█▀ █▬█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▀█▀

been waiting months to use this image hahaha

Yes he is I went to the same law school as him.

filtered

>handball

what meme sport is this?

this won't take off