Any Japanese out there willing to translate?

Any Japanese out there willing to translate?

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"your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"

"Dont push all buttons of elevator"

"the pleasure of being cum inside"
>nobody posted this yet

It looks like "備前国住人思(悪)吉"
”Residents of Bizen (i.e. Okayama area) wish for good luck" but I'm not sure.

"Onii-chan, I feels funny and kinda hurts"

colour which i believe is pale or white
boar or swine, i believe
travelling
place of original residence or home country

no joke
it's a name of famous old sword maker in japan
>肥前国住人忠吉

ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/肥前忠吉_(初代)

Oh I feel stupid now. Thanks

t. animale