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that one lad who's 39 and going through a divorce edition

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korean pop

/cum/

have you tried reading a good book?

nonce pride

>A collapse in Saudi construction has left thousands of immigrants to swelter in the desert sun with no pay, and no way out

really makes you think

>not going on interpals to chat up cuties

fuck off irritating weeb twats

I was here first, think you should fuck off

Wish I would've been nicer to the lads that got bullied in school desu
I didn't take part in the bullying, but I didn't really try to be friends with them either.

Feel bad for one lad in particular. He was literally living in poverty because his mum abandoned him when he was 12, had to live with his grandad in his council flat. He always wore shit clothes and couldn't afford a current gen console. He knew I was into games and tried to talk to me about vidya games once, but it was obvious he didn't actually have any games at home because he was being super vague so I couldn't really talk to him about anything. Pretty sure he's a NEET now.

>he spends his free time calling people nonces on the internet
there something you want to confess, lad?

Not as fun as when i did it fucked up. i've tidied my house top to bottom, organised my week and done all my prep for work.

Can't leave the house 'cus I'll just end up in a pub. All I have is cooking and sleeping...

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Really interesting lads

when someone tells me they like anime I automatically assume they're a nonce

me

...

how do you become an accountant in uk

One of my friends had really strict parents who didn't let him play vidya or own a phone and I remember he came to my house and played Spiderman on my Gamecube for literally about three hours without really talking to me. Think he might have been on the spectrum.

pass the test

he didn't talk to you becuase that was the only time he was allowed to play

Hi Tom

I know Irish people hate it, but what do Scottish people think of "muh heritage" Americans? My family is part Scottish (Campbell) and we go to a lot of highland games, own a lot of stuff with the Campbell crest/Campbell tartan, my dad plays the bagpipes, my cousins danced highland dance, etc.

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Is this offensive to Scottish people living in Scotland? Or do you think its fun?

>cook something new/difficult
>watch kino
>go for a run/join the gym
>read a book like matey said

back from the death lids

the alleged gf

bait

looking good considering the circumstances

Hot new pics

Just wearing some regular clothes today, no fancy dresses

The jeans are size 10
Shoes are size 6

The jeans, shoes and socks belong to my sister, kinda gross but I didn't own any ankle socks of my own

Not offensive, just laughable.

cringe

most irish people dont hate american tourists or people genuinely interested in irish history, its people who say they're irish because they drink guiness or celebrate St Patricks day

One more

Highland Scot here, we actually appreciate it a lot and think it's really flattering

nice legs tbf

spidey senses are tinglinh

Me and the lads

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I'm not baiting. Personally I see it as just a lot of fun way to honor ancestors and such. But I know Irish people hate it (like with Macklemore's song). We are also part Finnish, German, French and who knows what else.

Yeah thats fine. I bet I would think its funny if Scottish guys decided to hold an American games.

hot

>Hot new pics

>Just wearing some regular clothes today, no fancy dresses

>The jeans are size 10

>Shoes are size 6

>The jeans, shoes and socks belong to my handler, kinda gross but I didn't own any ankle socks of my own

just found out the hard way that the sharehouse does not have unlimited hot water

>FUCKING SPIDERMAN BEDDING

your legs are too short and your chest too broad.

you will never be a cute trap

looks like pepe

The girls on interpals are literally all autistic mate it's the only way they reply if you go fedora truss me, you sound like a virgin.

That's awesome. I'm glad.

There's a saying in America that everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day. Its a holiday for everyone to celebrate and dress up in stupid green stuff and lucky 4 leaf clovers.

All I know is that a lot of Irish people got mad at the Macklemore song and that was all about his ancestors and such.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA

Literally looks like manboobs like just lumps of fat with a beer belly

Everyones chest does, that's why there's that Pepe t-shirt meme already in existence

i don't see it
just some fatty sucking in his gut

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE
IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINVE THE WORLD'S BEEN TURNING

the internet getting mad is different to real life

how the fuck does a fetishist explain to their family how they've started growing tits

whats your favourite food ?

no yank festival fwb

>Everyones chest does
mine certainly doesn't

Long way away and the results are usually quite weak

must say im enjoying this thread with greece destroying all the virgins

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>walking home past the park
>three 15yr olds playing with an american football

Should have chinned the runts.

Probably Mexican food honestly. I do like Corned Beef which is traditionally associated with Ireland here (eaten on St. Patricks day) but I heard actually most real Irish guys don't care for it. Fish and chips is good too I guess.

wilful ignorance
like when you notice someone getting fat

Today on The /brit/ Discovery Channel we discuss waist to hip ratios and obesity.

How is black gf 2016 going lads?

your boobs are already bigger than mine

stop giving him attention you stupid fucking spastics

PICS OR GTFO

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Playing fetch with Cat, haha.

Are you trans or cis-female?

Fuck off, you have to admit, this pic turned out pretty well

Wonder if his tits are hairy.

steisand effect

Alri

black cats ftw

Stay strong. Don't drink.

t. divorced 39 year old

No, I epilated my entire body (except my groin)

I fucked a girl with hair on her nipples

How is Korean gf 2016 going lads?

Do you have a bush or do you trim it?

Jesus, you've had that same bedding for months, I bet it fucking stinks.

and don't forget to give all your money to a professional listener

It is trimmed, I would never keep a bush

I was it once a month and then put it back on

does poleaboo smell of curry ?

It's nine o clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in
There's an old man sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin

OK

the rug

>twenty-seven people
>even more
>they were boys
>with their cars
>summer jobs
>oh my god

>I was it
*I wash it

No you look like a limp wristed tree hanging nigger, and not hanging in the right way.

*cums on it*

me in the hat

Anyone want to see Neurosis and Earth with me in London?

the rugnt

what is that

am the butch lezzer who grassed on you to crimestoppers

room is coming along nicely lads
things that still need to be done
>clean the wall next to my bed
>get 2 paintings
>get a bust or statue for the mantelpiece
>wastepaper basket
>armchair or chaise lounge next to my desk

Two bands

Why do all indians have that same fucking wallapper

You were threatened by another female, huh?

i now know for a FACT all brits are benders as this abomination exists in you're country and there has been no attempt on its life

>bust or statue for the mantelpiece

not cringe if it works, you emotionally repressed bun and high fat fried patty named for a city in Germany

it's weird af since they're fairly attractive
not attractive attractive but more attractive than 95% of girls on a dating website

>get a bust or statue for the mantelpiece

bonzai tree or bust