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Enlightened edition

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cara

korean pop

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FUCK anime

Tim

lol I am showing this to my kids next time they ask about 9/11

I have lots of maps
of various things
my favorite is a map of Morrowind that I had printed on cloth like a tapestry

Not atm, anything good on?

dropped my spaghetti while i was ordering an indian takeaway lads

why the fuck do they premake the curry sauces? what if they have customers like me who could just prefer a nice Bhuna sauce WITHOUT the spinach and onions and shit

just doesn't make sense to me honestly

you mean 11/9

who is this annie may i keep hearing about?

>why do people selling mass produced identical dishes pe-make their ingredients

Eh, most places just have a base curry sauce and add to that usually

whats going on at the olympics right now? cant decide what sport to watch

this 2bh

Never really found Cara attractive but her photoshoot for the latest Esquire mag is hot as fuck

>my favorite is a map of Morrowind that I had printed on cloth like a tapestry

Posting Cat in this thread too. xD
Literally didn't know he wanted to play like this.

can't help but imagine the mad pussy it draws

does it count as losing my virginity if i had sex with the back of her knee? we were both nudey so i think it counts

Going through the Nirvana discography right now lads, it's nostalgia-inducing!

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not really

why did you have sex with the back of her knee?

The pussy is drawn like a tapestry too

girls don't come into my room unless they are already in the bag anyways.
besides it looks cool

nevermind is their only good album. FACT.

>it's a "Tim jumps on his bed and spoons his teddies" episode

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~19 minutes in

thicc
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>Volunteer Marjorie Enya (R) and rugby player Isadora Cerullo of Brazil kiss after the marriage proposal.

CUTE.

i'm sure that the girls who come into your room are in bags, yes

Should I buy a gaming PC and waste my life on gaming

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

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>bradford

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>all that bio oil

having a right laugh

she said it hurt when i put it in her vagina i have a fetish for the back of the knees so i just sort of rubbed it there

No
Buy a PS4 and be my friend :3

So lads the fambo got two puppies today, a brother and sister.

Look how cute they are. :3

why are British women so ugly?

i was about to spend $60 on the new doom game a few weeks ago but then i realized i'd have to spend hundreds of dollars on a new graphics card because mine can't run it. gaming's so stupid

Thoughts?

/brit/ meetup when?

americans are uglier on average imo

Why are Americans so fat?

I have an account made in 2002

bf is hugging me in bed and its far too hot to fall back asleep, regretting the move to aus desu this is 6am in winter

still have a habbo gold badge paid for by naive british boys

Daww
What are their names?

I just want to hug them

dude........

ex-gfs friends mocked her cause I was uncut

high fat and sugar diet

>Congratulations! You have a new match.

nice haha

weed lmao

>hugging me in bed
Think that's cuddling.

Bella and Buddy

tims well happy in this video

me and me da

bit onesided right now and hes asleep

eat a lot of shitty food.

why are british women so ugly?

There isn't a more handsome footballer

handed in my months notice today lads

if you have a positive opinion if the EU then you probably also have a positive opinion of black men fucking your female relatives

>mutilation of uranus

wow

>what is Live at Reading

Every American flag I see makes me BARF

>He doesn't know about Olivier Giroud

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*holds back your hair*

>tfw hooked on edits of french-african & arabic pop/soul

gf just whatsapp'd me this

>no yank festival fuckbuddy

>he wasnt in the habbo army

Ah yes, the 'alt right' very impressive.

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ikr

WEEEEEEEEEWWWW

Quite literally annoyed by sex sometimes. Whenever I want to just cuddle and watch movies with the gf shes always trying to get me hard and then make me fuck her for 20 minutes.

I remember when my sister and myself spent £350 on Habbo credits

GOOD times

im not alt right tbf

Incredible intellect right here is firing all the synapses in my brain

good episode

Why is Britain so SHIT at the olympics?

>my sister and myself

inbreeding

/r/me_irl

now why on earth would you do that

What does bio oil even do?

Did he get drugged yet?

yeah you're trying to sound smart and funny but if your synapses were really on fire youd be dead

people keep asking for a /brit/ discord but i think a /brit/ habbo would be banter lads

paki at the corner store nicked me mobile.
fuming

please help I'm having a seizure

you eat like a spoiled child child

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literally this

Dunno really, it's supposed to be good for the skin. Helps with blemishes and stuff?

/brit/ space station 13 would be the best but its kinda hard to learn

got some new sexy underwear

Ah its another US wins the olympics and once again shows of their dominance to the world.

Thought we were fat and stupid? Yet we're the leaders in tech and the leaders in sport?

hmmmm. this is british culture related because brits are being americaniZed every day.